crouton

grace scorpio

[fun-o-physics]

[infernalhera]

[hello-copter]

halloween

OR

pride month 2: electric spookaloo

[hilarioushumorfromouterspace]

[aceofsquiddles]

A lesbian couple were smoking weed together.

One was a high femme, the other was a stoned butch.

[you-know-its-actually-funny-dea]

[no-chill-at-all]

[slowspinningredemption]

my advice for a haunting? real solid 100% foolproof Ghost Advice™? every time something creepy happens, turn in the direction of whatever it was, pause a moment, then slowly lick ur lips and say “…do that again” in ur most seductive voice. the ghost will feel very awkward and leave immediately. 

[slowspinningredemption]

then fuck the ghost you cowards

[nevver]

Keep NYC Trash Free, Winston Tseng

[the-memedaddy]

me irl

[dankmemeuniversity]

[shitpostinguniverse]

[ilovemusicalyy]

[sixpenceee]

GHOST SCREAMING IN A HAUNTED HOTEL

There were reports of a ghost screaming into a room no one was checked in, You can actually hear the screaming in the video itself. It sent shivers down my spine. 

WATCH VIDEO

[whyisthissofreakingdifficult]

my mom follows me on Twitter so I can't post this there

I was masturbating and sending vids to a mans and I accidentally sent it to a girl from high school that I haven't seen in a few years.

she said not to worry and my secret was safe with her but holy fucking shit i'm so embarrassed. like I feel bad she unwillingly had to see my vagina.

and I told the guy but he doesn't get the level of mf EMBARRASSMENT I feel rn

pls pray 4 me thx

[jehovahhthickness]

[guccixcucci]

Why is this so funny

[badjokesbyjeff]

[celtic-pyro-deactivated20230725]

Do y’all think before you post?

[crayyola-deactivated20220827]

Learning how to read was the worst mistake of my life

[you-have-rats-deactivated202110]

i wish i was jared, 19

[bonerfart]

there are only two genders

[hornraven]

I can feel…the serotonin and dopamine dropping…i need to make…Crafts

i must make…

b e a d l i z a r d

[radioactivedelorean]

B…

B e a d l i z a r d

[msillzie]

I have seen these things for years but never knew how to make them so I must thank op for this new knowledge