Why You Ackn So Cray Cray?

RDR2, Sekiro, Elden Ring fan

[songspirits]

rewatching phantom menace why did yoda GENUINELY tell a 9 year old 2 day ex slave that he was selfish for missing his mom im dead

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

[kiturak]

[ID: Post by Marco Kloos @marcokloos "Don't fret about your Amazon reviews. I just got a three-star review because my novel isn't a 36-count package of Jimmy Dean sausages."

below: thumbnail of the novel's cover over the following three-star Amazon review:

"Jinny Dean not in shop ink cart?

March 20, 2017

Hello why can't I get the 36 pack of Jinny Dean sauceages any more from the amazong? This web sight is sobbroin why isn't any help?? ¿ hello?"]

[whyyouacknsocraycray]

Last week I thought Baela Targaryen was flirting with her other uncle but sure I guess girl go get both why not???

Have those two even had a scene together before this?? I can't remember.

[softwaring]

[snaakk]

[hotvampireadjacent]

[poppy5991]

Frankly the worst part of the ao3 scam bots isnt that they’re trying to steal my money. It’s that I get excited for a comment and it’s fucking connect with me on discord for art

[spoiledmilks]

i really like this area

so i painted it

[myriapoda-1306]

One time I came home from uni very upset and my younger siblings asked what's wrong. I said that mutated flies in our lab escaped because someone broke their jar. I didn't even realise how scary it sounded to them until I saw their faces lmao. I was upset because we were short on said flies (they don't reproduce very well) and my siblings thought that some crazy radioactive fly monsters escaped and we are all fucked now. Love being a mad scientist in their eyes lowkey

[dragon-in-a-fez]

[bloodraven55]

never forget when saruman literally told gandalf "you've been smoking too much weed bro"

[chasetriesagain]

"You're smoking too much weed," says the guy who got addicted to manosphere podcasts on his orb and started a fascist militia with a side hobby of deliberate environmental destruction. Started cutting down trees to own the woke elves.

[thyla]

Star Trek IV: The Voyage Home Are you sure it isn't time for a colourful metaphor?

[ghostofashina]

I THREW UP-

[clockwork-garden]

starving in the belly of a whale, november 2022. oil, pastel, crayon, and acrylic over acrylic and collage painting over acrylic painting on canvas.

my final painting for the fall semester! and hopefully the final painting on this canvas. also, the return of tumblr's golden boy! he's finally found a friend <3 you can't see all the writing all over the piece for shit because i'm bad at documenting and had to use a set of modeling lights for this entire batch of photos lol

[radiofreederry]

Lol

[cavegirlpoems]

I cannot stop laughing at the idea that socialism ignores humanity’s highest spiritual ideal: owning yachts.

[glowwormcentral-deactivated2021]

[lawyer voice] mothers and fuckers of the jury-

[hellenhighwater]

DO YOU KNOW HOW OFTEN I THINK ABOUT THIS POST??? IM IN LAW SCHOOL THIS POST IS GOING TO RUIN MY LIFE

[toontwink]

reblog to ruin a law student’s life

[theshitpostcalligrapher]

oh hello you’ve returned to us

[mercurialmilk]

New reaction image for ‘posting something on the internet and having it be wildly misinterpreted’