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[Parfait | 21 | He/Him | CEO of Lovingly Jingling Yukio Okami] Finally, I've decided to cut this down by making a carrd. https://wibbly-parfait.carrd.co/ Main blog here so it's a whole mess and a half but I have an art tag (#Parf[YEAR], currently using Parf2026) and expect mainly sporadic art & rb bursts from me o7 (Icon by: @discreetlydraw) (Banner from: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ksW7SuH6IAs)

[wibblyparfait]

"I wished for rain last night, so that maybe Mito would have an excuse to not go to work, but of course his shitty ass boss calls him in anyway... Oh well, at least the gutter fish have more room to swim in today.

...Don't fucking look at me like that. I'll dunk your stupid fucking face in the gutter next. ...Hm, treating me to cake? *Now* you're speaking my language. Lead the way."

so anyways all my AF plans went caput and im about to get shot back into the fucking building [[re: uni classes]] in (checks calendar) literally tmrw okay wow see yall on the flip 🫡 WHDJSJDSJ

[buttercupsanddreamsart]

attack on @wibblyparfait with our nuggets!!!

[digitalkiddo]

If you're writing anything involving cons, scams, heists, or morally questionable characters who are very good at lying, here are some free resources I've been using for research. Saving you the "why is this in my search history" anxiety.

1. The FBI's Famous Cases & Criminals archive (fbi.gov/history/famous-cases) has detailed breakdowns of real fraud cases, Ponzi schemes, and confidence operations. The language they use is clinical and precise, which is perfect for getting the procedural details right.

2. The FTC Consumer Sentinel Network publishes annual reports on the most common fraud tactics in the US. Great for understanding how modern scams actually work and what makes people fall for them.

3. The Smithsonian's American Art Museum has a free digital collection of forgery case studies. If your character forges documents or art, this is gold.

4. Court Listener (courtlistener.com) is a free legal database where you can read actual court transcripts from fraud trials. Want to know how a real con artist talks under oath? This is where you find out.

5. The Internet Archive's collection of old newspaper crime sections. Search for "confidence man" or "swindle" in papers from the 1920s through 1960s and you'll find incredible real stories that would feel too dramatic for fiction.

Bonus: The Psychology of Fraud section on the Association for Psychological Science website has accessible articles about why people trust, how deception works cognitively, and what makes someone a convincing liar. Essential reading if you want your con artist characters to feel psychologically real.

Reblog to save for later. Your WIP will thank you.

[2wo-knav3s]

can't stand this bitch

[qqchurch]

[minecraft-sex-mod]

just you wait, dude. just you wait

[memeuplift]

[athelind]

It's a d

it's a dus

It's a dust bu

[anchovy]

Made a lowball offer on eBay as a joke and it got accepted. uh oh.

[anchovy]

I’m so fucked

[ashenmind]

[svartibaldur]

[euvipon]

sorry guys i was busy burning things

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[The_NamelessAccount] [Froggychair131]

@pandesols [fourpence] @wibblyparfait

[thdalsk]

Mystic Messenger set in 2026 would be so funny like imagine

[faecim]

So accurate, i loveeeee them so much.

[sensorygif]

sensory

[therealstara]

These are what the gifs are called i’m

[parkayquarts]

hbo max blocks screenshots even when I use the snipping tool AND firefox AND ublock which is a fucking first. i will never understand streaming services blocking the ability to take screenshots thats literally free advertising for your show right there. HOW THE HELL IS SOMEBODY GONNA PIRATE YOUR SHOW THROUGH SCREENSHOTS. JACKASS

[parkayquarts]

somewhere out there is a guy who meticulously takes screenshots of every individual frame of his favorite tv shows and then painstakingly etches each one onto a roll of film which he puts into his old timey projector and recreates the footage as a silent film with his own lavishly hand-lettered dialogue cards and original score that he plays on his upright piano and charges audiences one shiny penny a play. at last, big media has finally outsmarted ol' Zachary Zoetrope

[theheroheart]

PSA for everyone who doesn't know, explained simply

this is NOT because of blocking screenshots, it's because of HOW streaming sites use your computer's hardware to optimise performance, which means the thing rendering the video and the thing capturing your screen aren't the SAME thing. so they can't talk together.

you can fix this by going to your browser settings, searching for "hardware acceleration", and turning that off.

[team-thickness12]

This also fixes screen sharing to other screens. It has been GODSEND

[lucarleigho]

type this in the toolbar to find this setting in firefox: about:preferences#searchResults

[mctreeleth]

ol' Zachary Zoetrope is back in business!

[escuerzoresucitado]

[messsssmer]

"Whimsy" is truly a wretched term. What maketh thee so carefree?

[fireknightqueelign]

thy mother

[messsssmer]

Art thou for fucking real

[jjammy-skies]

Attack - To Exist With You // Madylin Mei

Clemente for @wibblyparfait !

[wibblyparfait]

CLEEEEMMMMMMM‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️