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The Wizard, trying to convince Elphaba to help him: We’re doing one small murdery thing for a bigger, better reason. The ends justify the means!

#elphaba thropp #wicked the musical #wicked: the life and times of the wicked witch of the west #the wizard of oz #shitpost #source: the good place

Glinda: you can’t do this to me!

Elphaba: this is not a democracy.

Fiyero: will you please stop playing Uno so loudly?

#galinda upland #elphaba thropp #fiyero tigelaar #wicked the musical #wicked: the life and times of the wicked witch of the west #shitpost #tw: uno

Elphaba: A peaceful life sounds nice :)

Elphaba, five seconds later: Im going to wreak havoc on the world.

#elphaba thropp #wicked the musical #wicked: the life and times of the wicked witch of the west #shitpost

Fiyero: haha I haven’t showered since last year :)

Elphaba: it’s January 14th that’s disgusting.

Fiyero: You’re one to talk.

#haha get it bc she’s allergic to water #elphaba thropp #fiyero tigelaar #wicked the musical #wicked: the life and times of the wicked witch of the west #shitpost

Glinda: Please don’t talk to me today. I barely got 10 hours of sleep last night.

#galinda upland #wicked the musical #wicked: the life and times of the wicked witch of the west #shitpost

whenever you don’t post for a few days I get very concerned that you’re going to disappear again

dw the semester is over so Im funny again

if wicked took place in like a real world 2023 setting Fiyero would be an influencer

#fiyero tigelaar #wicked the musical #wicked: the life and times of the wicked witch of the west #shitpost

#elphaba thropp #fiyero tigelaar #source: twitter #wicked the musical #wicked: the life and times of the wicked witch of the west #shitpost

Me: it’s just fiction it’s not that deep

Also me: What does Elphaba drink? How does she bathe? What is the exact percentage of water that makes it toxic? Is has to be the hydrogen atom she’s allergic to since she’s not allergic to oxygen, but then she’d also be allergic to sugar. Is it the combo? I don’t understand. Someone explain.

#elphaba thropp #wicked the musical #wicked: the life and times of the wicked witch of the west #shitpost

Fiyero on January 1st: I haven’t showered since last year haha.

Elphaba: I haven’t been able to shower ever.

#fiyero tigelaar #elphaba thropp #this has always bothered me I don’t remember if it was explained in the book or not #wicked the musical #wicked: the life and times of the wicked witch of the west #shitpost

Elphaba, planning to release the lion cub: feeling a little silly. Might go commit some tomfoolery later. Maybe even some shenanigans.

#elphaba thropp #galinda upland #wicked the musical #wicked: the life and times of the wicked witch of the west #shitpost

Glinda: I have him blocked on Pinterest.

Elphaba: How badly do you have to fuck up to get blocked on Pinterest?

Glinda: badly.

#galinda upland #elphaba thropp #wicked the musical #wicked: the life and times of the wicked witch of the west #shitpost

Madame Morrible: Because of Mr. Tigelaar’s actions, you will all be staying after the bell.

Boq: Group punishment is a violation of the Geneva Convention!