Doggot (dogfaggot)

Sam 26 it/hehe/haha/whatever tw hyperbolic language

[wicked-sorcerer]

my weekend schedule got fucked again bc my delivery guy fucked up so bad my boss needs to deliver again tomorrow

[dogpuppy]

how many followers do u have

Don’t you know it’s not polite to ask someone that

[horsewheelie]

[wicked-sorcerer]

[magicfriend1000000000000000]

[wicked-sorcerer]

NOBODY LOOK AT ME I JUST SPEND 50 USD ON GENSHIN AND GOT SHIT GARBAGE

lets all kill ourselves about this

[wicked-sorcerer]

does it need to be fanfic to be on a03? serious question...

[wicked-sorcerer]

am i wrong for seeing tops as dumb walking dildos ? my husband has a masters but to me hes a big horny beast idk

[dogpuppy]

Was at the splash pad with my kid the other day and saw some lady with a bearded dragon walking around just demanding attention from everyone for taking her pet outside, then the dumb bitch walks into the splash pad (that has chlorinated water) and gets the bearded dragon soaked in it. She did that one other time between fucking boasting about her bearded dragon and I finally had enough and was like “idk if you know but chlorinated water is like super toxic to reptiles” and she’s like “oh I know I’m giving him a bath when we get home and oiling him up” like okay bitch you don’t deserve to own animals imo

[wicked-sorcerer]

playing japanese psp games is genuinely kinda like a mindfuck bc ⭕ is usually okay and ✖️ is usually back and its so confusing

[wicked-sorcerer]

i wish i could read

[shhheep]

remember to feed

[kushblazer666]

trvke

[prettydeaddes]

Two ladybirds having a shag that i edited cbat over

[tamamita]

Waiting for the sanction to be lifted so I can buy this shaheed drone keyring from #Iraniansmallbusiness and stimulate economic growth

[dorothylarouge]

[shilohguesses]

Mom nightmare: Your eldest kid gets a heart attack from playing on the computer too much

Dad nightmare: Eldest son does something gay in front of all the DEVO guys

[everythingismadeofchaos]

Oh wow, I thought the DEVO guys were gay actually

Good post, pretty funny, thanks for contributing