Scorpius Malfoy

[clever-james-potter-deactivated]

[wickedmalfoy]

You're a twat, Potter. And the only panty sniffer I see around here.

[elianakang]

So, I guess you don’t see me as an airhead like everyone else, then?

[wickedmalfoy]

I most definitely see you as an airhead like everyone else. Wizards or witches just don't forget about magic. It's a way of life.

[elianakang]

Oh, um, I guess I’ve forgotten about that.

[wickedmalfoy]

You forgot? How is that possible?

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[wickedmalfoy]

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[albussever-deactivated20131219]

Well that part I can sympathize with. If we’d ever take vacation now I doubt I’d be able to actually enjoy it with Lily and James. -rolls his eyes, shaking his head; I’m sure Scorpius. I’m so sure it would. I guess you’ll have to start putting more effort into it the next time you try to get me with it. And I can say what I want when you’re being rude. She might not be that bad you’re just exaggerating. Just like I’m sure you do have embarrassing knickers you just don’t want anyone to see. -nods his head to the left; Come on this way’s quicker and you can tell me about the trouble I’m sure you caused during your summer.

[wickedmalfoy]

Can you enjoy anything with James Potter? At least the baby Potter has spunk. I am not...she called me a Death Eater, Potter. I'm not exaggerating. That bitch better watch out for any random hexes flying her way. I swear if I have to go through another year here being labeled that I will have my father transfer me out to Durmstrang. At least there they would like me and relish in the fact that I have Death Eater blood in my veins. I don't. Ugh, fine, fine I'm following you the lead the captain.

[elianakang]

I think I’ve lost my book…

[wickedmalfoy]

There's a spell for that you know.

[t-finnigan]

First years are such nervous little things, aren’t they? 

[t-finnigan]

[wickedmalfoy]

Maybe but they sure are good minions. 

[wickedmalfoy]

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[albussever-deactivated20131219]

Well that part I can sympathize with. If we’d ever take vacation now I doubt I’d be able to actually enjoy it with Lily and James. -rolls his eyes, shaking his head; I’m sure Scorpius. I’m so sure it would. I guess you’ll have to start putting more effort into it the next time you try to get me with it. And I can say what I want when you’re being rude. She might not be that bad you’re just exaggerating. Just like I’m sure you do have embarrassing knickers you just don’t want anyone to see. -nods his head to the left; Come on this way’s quicker and you can tell me about the trouble I’m sure you caused during your summer.

[wickedmalfoy]

You're going to regret challenging me and the Malfoy stare. One day I'm going to use it on you and leave you a whimpering mess. I was not being rude, Potter! I was being honest. She was a complete twat to me if you were there you would have thought the same. -he crosses his arms and huffs slightly, watching as Albus started to walk before following behind him.- I do not have embarrassing knickers and if I did I would make it a point to leave them at home where no one can run into them. Me causing trouble? You're funny. I leave the trouble up to you Potters.

[wickedmalfoy]

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[lily-the-second]

Perfect. So just let me know when it’s good for you, and we’ll set fire on those elves.

[wickedmalfoy]

I'll be sure to owl you a date and time. Thank you, baby Potter.

[wickedmalfoy]

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[albussever-deactivated20131219]

Yes because I can see how that would be so incredibly horrible for you. Dragged on holiday after holiday. That sounds painful. Almost as painful as you telling me the stare works. It’s never worked on me but let us be surprised for your recruits this year. -glares at him; Scorpius Malfoy! You can’t call girls that. You just can’t. If you want me to help you you’re going to have to buck up just a little bit. They probably aren’t yours but we’ll look. It’s not like you’re partial to your knickers. Or are you? Is that why you’re so upset about it? Have you got an embarrassing pair with big red lips plastered all over them or something?

[wickedmalfoy]

It does get exhausting but at least I can go off exploring on my own. That's the perk to being an only child. I don't have snot nosed siblings following me around where I go. If I did I would probably dislike our vacation spots even more than I already do. If I wanted it to work on you, it would. Perhaps I just haven't put any effort into it yet. -He steps back, his mouth hanging open in a mockful expression of surprise.- I can call them whatever I want! She was a frigid bitch to me, Potter. You weren't there so you cannot comment on it. Hardy har har. You're so funny. No. I do not have any embarrassing knickers. Seriously, who do you think I am? I just don't want my clothes flung around the school for all to see.

[wickedmalfoy]

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[lily-the-second]

The real problem is James. Albus wouldn’t come up to you all like “Hey Malfoy what’s your point on being friends with my sister blah blah blah”, James would. And I’ll make sure he doesn’t know anything. And no problems. I’m helping now, you help me later when the time comes for me to take revenge on James. Agreed?

[wickedmalfoy]

I'm not worried about middle Potter. If anything, he'll be happy I'm talking to new people and attempting to make new friends. First born Potter will throw a hissy fit, I can imagine. Although I'm hardly concerned with the likes of him. Mmmhm. I will help you get back at James.

[wickedmalfoy]

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[queenie--peakes]

I seriously doubt you know how to satisfy anyone.

Got quite a bit of pride there, don’t you? Oh, no, you don’t mean that family full of Death Eaters? What are you gonna do, zap me with a killing curse?

[wickedmalfoy]

I'm fairly confident in my ability to satisfy whomever I need to. I've been trained well. Fortunately for me, I have people to satisfy. I can already tell you don't.

Yo-You...take that back. Take that right fucking back now. 

[wickedmalfoy]

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[lily-the-second]

You don’t need to be seen. You should take more risks, Malfoy. Life can be fun.

[wickedmalfoy]

Clearly I need a lesson or two. As long as your brothers aren't aware you're helping me, and of course if only you want to, I could use you as a side kick.

[wickedmalfoy]

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[queenie--peakes]

Mkay, but could you remind me what I did, again? Besides, you know, telling you where your precious undergarments are.

I wouldn’t underestimate me, if I were you. Trust me.

[wickedmalfoy]

You were a twat about it. That's why. If that answer doesn't satisfy you figure it out yourself.

You don't intimidate me. I'm a bloody Malfoy. Watch yourself.

[wickedmalfoy]

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[albussever-deactivated20131219]

Perhaps next year I’ll have to owl you when we send ours to remind you then. Yes I know the whole they work for us and blah blah blah. I know. Isn’t this why you started getting first years to do everything for you? I mean that Malfoy stare still works right? You haven’t gone soft on me have you Scorpius? Wait, did you say library? I wonder if Peeves is still hanging about. That’s one of most odd places … I don’t even want to know. Are you heading over to get them? I’ll give you a hand if you want. It’d be easier than chasing everyone else around.

[wickedmalfoy]

That would be nice. It's hard to remember sending my bags when I'm being dragged around the world for summer holiday. I haven't met the new batch of first years but I'm very confident I'll have them doing my bidding within the next week or two. The Malfoy stare will always work, Potter. How dare you even ask that question. Yes, the library. Some blonde bimbo informed me that some briefs were hanging in there. I'm not entirely convinced the garments belong to me, but I might as well check it out incase someone charmed them or something. That would be helpful. I'm sure younger students will be more willing to help you than me.

[wickedmalfoy]

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[lily-the-second]

It’s not like you’re going to get them killed. Elves must to learn how to have a good sense of humor. Everyone must.

[wickedmalfoy]

I'm more concerned that with a snap of their fingers I'll be flat on my arse. Then my father will find out and he'll...well, all hell will break loose if that happens. Rather avoid seeing my father storm down the halls and attempt to fire every house elf here.

[wickedmalfoy]

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[queenie--peakes]

Oh, please. Even if you could manage to sneak into the Gryffindor girl’s room and gain access to my trunk, all my belongings would be picked up and returned to me in five minutes.

It’ll be funnier to you once it actually happens. Which it will.

[wickedmalfoy]

Don't doubt my abilities. You'll be one sorry lion. That I can promise you.

Mhmm. We'll see.

[wickedmalfoy]

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[lily-the-second]

Pull  a prank on them too.

[wickedmalfoy]

Somehow that doesn't seem at all fair. I'm not that mean.