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The Advisors, getting into the festive spirit.
For the 12 days of Satinalia event x
Totally not self-indulgent š³
Soo... for the 50 Types of Kisses - Writing Prompts, Roslyn and Alistair. 18 Please? "Teasing kisses where one person blows air into the otherās mouth and runs away" *giggles*
Thank you for this prompt! Iāll be honest, Iāve never heard of this being a thing, but it seemed like a nice bit of lighthearted early relationship shenanigans that would definitely work for these two. i hope you like it!
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They panted under the hot Bloomingtide sun, the cool shade of the surrounding trees doing them no good so close to midday as they sparred back and forth wield shields and wooden practice swords. As ever, their well-matched skill made the fight an even one, and provided good sport for those of their companions seeking relief from the day under the eaves of the abandoned farmhouse where they were camping.
After a particularly swift flurry of blows, Alistair and Rosslyn parted, winded but grinning.
āThat shieldmaster form is coming along,ā she panted, wiping sweat from her brow with the back of her sword hand.
āIs that your way of saying you yield to a warrior of superior skill?ā he teased.
āYou wish. Iāll knock you off your feet yet.ā
He laughed. āNot from over there, you wonāt.ā
Echoing the sound, she advanced on him again, twirling her practice sword to flex out the ache in her forearm.
āYou know, my friends, there are far easier ways to resolve this tension between you,ā Zevran called from his perch by their stacked gear. āAnd it would be less likely to cause bruises ā unless you wanted it to ā ow!ā
āHush,ā Leliana chided. āLet them enjoy themselves.ā
The intervention was too late to stop the spread of a crimson into Rosslynās already-flushed cheeks, but she ignored the comment and squared up to her opponent.
āHow about we try something different?ā she asked.
āWhat are you thinking?ā
With a smirk, she tossed her practice sword aside and brought her shield more fully in front of her, for use as a battering ram. Alistair caught on and did the same, though the lazy way he braced his sword arm against the back of his shield told her he didnāt think much of her chances.
Their eyes locked as their shields clacked against each other. In the first shove, she put a small amount of weight behind it, testing, but he held firm, locked into his stance. She pushed harder. He didnāt budge. Grunting with the effort, her head went down to send more force through her shoulder, her toes pushed into the dirt until her boots scored muddy lines through the grass trying to get him to move.
Alistairās smirk shone through his voice. āGive up yet?ā
āAnd let you win? Never.ā Even if he wasnāt moving, the effort was costing him ā she saw it when she glanced up and found herself an inch from his mouth.
āYouāre always so stubborn.ā
āItās charm.ā
The breath of his laughter cooled the sweat on her forehead, but then his gaze flicked down to where her lips parted above the rim of her shield, and the prepared retort seemed to go out of his head. Only a few weeks had passed since they stood in the sunset and shared their first kiss but the novelty had yet to fade enough to grant her immunity to the smoulder in his gaze whenever he got close enough to touch her, to set her nerve-endings alight with anticipation. He leaned down now, forgetting their audience, forgetting the weight still braced against his shield, forgetting that at least for the moment he ought to be treating her as his enemy.
She, however, remembered. In the last space before their lips met, she stopped, a wicked smirk tugging at the corner of her mouth for the instant before she blew a puff of hot air directly into his mouth and ducked smartly to the side. He went down with a yell, landing heavily on his front with a muffled oomf and a curse.
āAre you alright?ā Rosslyn asked, when he didnāt move. She nudged him in the side with the toe of her boot and he rolled over onto his back with a groan.
He shot her a mock glare and spat out an imaginary blade of grass. āSomeoneās been taking lessons from the bard. I never knew you had it in you to be so wily, or so cruel in taking it out on me ā I fear the shock means Iāll never rise again!ā?ā
āAnd yet you have so much energy for dramatics,ā she retorted.
āItās charm.ā He wiggled a bit. āYou know, this patch of ground is actually quite comfortable, if you want to try it?ā
For a moment, she considered his hopeful smile and the hand that was patting an invitation into the grass. āAnd what would I do then?ā
āWhat, once Iāve brought you down to my level? How about that kiss you owe me?ā
āI donāt think I owe you a kiss,ā she mused, though she was already bending to sit next to him, steadied by his hand on her waist. āBut I did get you off your feet. Iāll take one, in acknowledgement of my victory.ā
āThat is an interesting argument.ā He grinned. āIt would appear weāre at an impasse.ā
āWhat would you recommend?ā
āCome closer, and Iāll tell you.ā
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Imagine peopleās reaction when they find out that this tall, handsome, strong warrior and bastard heir to the throne is the sidekick. š¦š¦
Quote inspired by Fullmetal Alchemist.
Under The Mistletoe
Kicking off the @the-smut-covenāās #12daysofsatinalia prompts with a gift for @ashalle-art because her Aisling Trevelyan is an absolute darling, as is her creator - so much so that she even drew some accompanying art and turned it into a banner for me to use!
Prompt: Under The Mistletoe Paring: Cullen Rutherford x Aisling Trevelyan Warnings: None Word Count: 440
Cullen arrived in the nick of time, rushing towards her to catch her in his arms as the chair she was precariously balancing on inevitably gave way.
Aisling slowly opened her eyes, having instinctively shut them tight as she braced herself for impact with the ground. She felt her cheeks instantly flush to find Cullenās face so close to hers, clinging to him far more intimately than was probably acceptable in such a public setting.
āAre you alright?ā he spoke quietly, his nervousness apparent in the slight tremble of his voice.
Aisling nodded, her expression far dreamer than sheād have liked as her heart pounded within her chest. āI-I was just trying to put the star on top of the tree.ā
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That's Enough....
As a lot of my followers and mutuals know, I try to keep my blog 'discourse' and drama free. I strive to keep my blog a safe and accepting space for everyone to enjoy the fandom content we all want to see and share.
Unfortunately, I have to say something about all the disgusting ageism bs, bullying and harassment that some of the other fandom content creators have been subjected to recently.
I will NOT be putting this under a cut because it needs to be said and heard!
#TW: Profanities Abound
For those who are unaware, or are just plain ignorant to the fact because they choose to be, the Dragon Age series is an ELEVEN year old franchise. Dragon Age: Origins was released in 2009. At the time it was rated M, ie. appropriate for players ages 17 or older.
That means that people in the fandom who are currently between the ages of 17-19 were about 6-8 years old at its release. Which for those who can't do the math on the fly means that us 'old ladies' (who are in our thirties now) were either 19 or older when it began. That's only two years older than the recommended player audience (and here's some more math for you egotistical ageist offenders, that means we were the same age you are now.)
We were of age when we began this story. We got to enjoy the characters and experience their struggles and just generally enjoy the game for what it was. Naturally that means we also enjoyed the two sequels to the franchise when they were realeased in 2011 and 2014.
Did the fact that we aged with the games mean we miraculously lost interest in the games? No, it sure as hell didn't. We were just as interested and enjoyed those sequels just as much as we did the original. Just because you get older doesn't mean you suddenly stop enjoying the things you used to. Sure your tastes can change. You might not like something as much as you used to, or you may find you like something you absolutely hated before. However, I highly doubt that I am going to wake up tomorrow morning, and after 30+ years suddenly decide that I am 'too old' to like cheese.
You don't see us 'old ladies' sipping our cranberry juice while we air out our 'pussy stank' (that was fucking vile btw) coming at younger members of the fandom telling them they're not 'old enough' to enjoy it, or to come back when you're older. Why would we try to police what someone else enjoys when we also enjoy it based purely on their age? I am not embarrassed or ashamed to be in my thirties and playing video games, and I will NEVER apologize for it.
Age does NOT and should NOT define what we can or cannot like, enjoy or partake in if we are of an appropriate age to participate in it. No one has the right to dictate whether or not you're 'too old' to enjoy something.
I ask you;
Are you going to go to a skate park and bully or harass someone because they're not a teenager or in their early twenties, and ergo 'too old' to enjoy skateboarding?
Are you going to tell my grandparents that they're 'too old' to sit down and play Mario Kart together when they're clearly having a blast together and enjoying it?
Why is this any different?!
YOU trying to harass or bully someone because YOU decided they're 'too old' to like something makes you an asshole. That's it. End of argument.
IF you are planning on lying to me by saying that you won't or couldn't possibly be invested in any possible game, book, movie, music, etc in eleven years from now on the basis that you're tool old to enjoy them, then I feel sorry for you. You're going to have a very boring and entirely lack luster life purely based on the fact that you're too narrow minded to get your head out of your ass to see that you're being an entitled ageist bully and clearly have a lot more maturing to do.
I have zero plans to stop liking the things I like because you're egotistical enough to think you have any right to tell me I should. You can catch me playing Dragon Age, Mass Effect, etc until I am no longer able to hold a controller and if you don't like it I'd advise you to get used to being disappointed.
You DO NOT get to tell me or anyone else that we're 'too old' to enjoy the things we like.
Now get the fuck off my lawn....
Important Addition!
I really need to say this, and it needs to be said, this post is NOT aimed at youths in the fandom as a whole!
This post is aimed at ANYONE (regardless of their age) who tries to tell anyone else what they can or cannot enjoy because of their age.
I don't care if you're 17, 20, 30, 40 or older. Everyone is entitled to enjoy the things they like. NO ONE has the right to tell you that you cannot enjoy games, music, movies, books, etc because you're too young or too old. If you meet the age requirements for something you are entitled to enjoy it then fucking do so!
My post is for those who have made it abundantly clear of their egotistical entitled intentions to purge the fandom of those they disagree with. It's aimed at those who have decided to conduct themselves in vulgar and offensive acts of bullying and harassment towards other members of the fandom (both young and old).
My blog might be 18+ only, but that doesn't mean I'm not going to support any fellow fans of any age. Bullying is NOT ok! Harassment is NOT ok! Ageism is NOT ok! Racism is NOT ok!
Stop attacking people because they don't fit into your box of what YOU have deemed 'acceptable'!
This fandom is for EVERYONE!
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I never draw men. I want to improve at that, and Cullen exists, so this study happened. I also havenāt spent time painting armor before... that was probably the most difficult part of this.
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