Purveyor of Eloquence

Fanfic Masterpost || My OCs || My AO3 || My ko-fi Shan - She/Her. On a good day, I write/post my fanfic. All other times I reblog fic/art and a solid amount of random shitposting - you have been warned. I have an Honesty Stick (TM) and I'm not afraid to use it. I'm not your mother, police your own damn Tumblr experience.

[kagetsukai]

MASTERPOST

DANCE LIKE NO ONE IS WATCHING

Chapter 1 || Chapter 2 || Chapter 3 || Chapter 4 || Chapter 5 || Chapter 6 || Chapter 7 || Chapter 8 ||

Dragon Age: Inquisition, Modern AU || Rated: Mature || Pairing: Cullen Rutherford/Ellana Lavellan

Related Stories:

Dance til the stars come down from the rafters - Cullen/Ellana in post-story scenarios [various rating]

MONTH-LONG CHALLENGES:

DROPS OF SATINA - Complete

May-hem Masterpost, in collaboration with @out-of-the-embers

Canon Compliant || Rated: Explicit || Pairing: Raphael Trevelyan/Hannah from Highever

Short stories: Lazy Afternoon || Red Wine Stained Lips || “I love you, you stubborn pain in the ass” || “Is that my shirt?” ||

A MILLION REASONS TO LOVE - Complete

March Madness Masterpost

Canon Compliant || Rated: Mature (graphic violence) || Pairing: Osric Cadash/Lace Harding

THE HEART OF EVERYTHING - Complete

Offer Me || Drink Me || Get Me || Invite Me || Zip Me || Enamor Me || Join Me || Tell Me ||  

Mahanon March Madness - 31 daily drabbles relating to Mahanon Lavellan

Canon || Rated: Explicit || Pairings: Mahanon Lavellan/Josephine Montilyet

ONE-SHOTS

In her eyes I drown, in her lips I find myself - [Cullen/Evelyn Trevelyan]

Playing for the kiss - [Carver/Merrill] PG

Fall in love again - [Varric/Bethany] PG

A Black Tie Affair - [Cullen Rutherford/Ela Lavellan] NC-17 (NSFW)

Sleepytime - [Cullen Rutherford/Sidni Cadash] NC-17 (NSFW)

Morning Bliss - [Cullen Rutherford/Lily Trevelyan] NC-17 (NSFW)

Kissing Booth (January 2018) - [Hannah, Mahanon Lavellan, other people’s OCs] PG-13

Kissing Booth (February 2019) - [Hannah, Mahanon Lavellan, Osric Cadash, other people’s OCs] PG-13

Satinalia 2017 - [other people’s OCs, Cullen/Ellana]

You’ll love me at once, the way you did once upon a dream - [Rylen/f!Trevelyan] NC-17 (NSFW)

Smutty Short Stories Masterpost [various characters] (VERY NSFW)

Hannah Fox/Poppy Hawke - Various AUs - commissioned from @shannaraisles​

[grecoromanyaoi]

"how does judaism exist in this fantasy world" dont overthink it. let me do the overthinking

[grecoromanyaoi]

"why does fantasy christianity exists in those 839384747437 fantasy worlds" is also a question worth asking

[mynameishazard]

This is a movie about sentient cars.

They have a car pope.

They have a popemobile for their car pope. The car pope is basically riding this car like a horse.

It's like if we had a second, secret race of humans we only raised as horses.

Suspend disbelief, people.

That's the point.

[grecoromanyaoi]

I love the implication of a car jesus

[the-likeable-wizard-mack-deacti]

Prius Christ

[grecoromanyaoi]

im still stuck imagining the carcifixion

[i-love-linux-and-need-cat-ears]

i like that the bulletproof glass implies the attempted assasination of the car pope

[shadesofmauve]

2024 isn't even here yet, and we're already screaming at each other about presidential elections and how you shouldn't compromise or you should compromise or your third party vote counts or doesn't, and, as usual, forgetting that there are both primary and general elections and they work differently.

ALWAYS:

Vote your IDEALS in the primaries

Vote DAMAGE CONTROL in the general

(I'm so tired)

[jellydishes]

i'm a rebel without a cause... because i'm adhd and lost it

[michellepsychologist]

The holidays can be stressful

[rodrickheffeley]

you're someone's hated tumblr

[chilewithcarnage]

[catchymemes]

[nativenews]

[nativenews]

[silverquillsideas]

translation in bengali

translation in hindi

translation in japapnese

translation in Filipino

translation in greek

translation in korean

translation in tamil

translation in bahasa malaysia

translation in nepali

translation in somali

link to the original tweet.

[voradtras]

translation in cebuano

translation in hiligaynon

translation in minasbate

translation in tagalog, written in baybayin script

[doing-90mph-in-central-london]

Donna should get the Doctor's number and be allowed to call the TARDIS randomly in future episodes for no reason. never aliens. no more aliens for Donna. always just some bullshit like "my mum told me the pink blouse makes me look washed out????" and the Doctor has to be like "girl! she's crazy! but also I'm actively being shot at right now so I will have call you back"

[doing-90mph-in-central-london]

@its-the-doctor-bayyybe and he's like "that's an odd assumption. i mean i have four but that's not the point"

[doing-90mph-in-central-london]

@extra-terrestial omg you're so right. "can you get me some noodles from the place on the corner 3 hours ago?"

[wheresthewater]

[Image ID: Two screenshots of Tumblr tags, they read:

First Image (written by @/its-the-doctor-bayyybe): “she calls him up to ask if she can borrow a vcr. When asked why he was asked Donna is like ‘you seemed like you would have one’”

Second Image: “yes absolutely 100% she would also call because she wants takeout and all the delivery places are closed” END ID]

[kingdom-of-rohan]

some legendary additions from the notes

[doing-90mph-in-central-london]

the notes have made this one of the most enjoyable posts i've ever made. love u donna nation

[doing-90mph-in-central-london]

@sing-you-fools I am straight up hooting and hollering at this

[doing-90mph-in-central-london]

this is all canon now except she doesn't even have to call. he literally lives out back like an outdoor dog

[dovesndecay]

depiction is not the same as glorification and I need people to get that 

[chaotic-carnifex]

depiction from the POV of a character who thinks it’s okay is still not glorification

[everyurlithinkofistoolong]

[kagetsukai]

I haven't been here in a while, and I'm re-learning how this hellsite works, so imagine my chagrin when I realized that I have to pay extra attention what blog I'm reblogging things to because it automatically sets it to the last blog/side-blog I reblogged to.

tl;dr - I reblogged some Happy Hannukah stuff to one of my porny blogs 😂🤣

[gilraina]

A humble plea to writers on AO3

Please, don't use the tag Read by the Author to say that you proofread your work!

Read by the Author is a subtag of Podfic. It's meant to be used for tagging audio works read by the author of the text.

If you wrote something, and then recorded yourself reading it out loud and posted that to AO3, you can tag it Read by the Author. That's what that tag is for. Please don't use it on written works to say "oh yeah, I read it before I posted it". It will make your work show up in the Podfic tag and confuse/annoy people looking specifically for audio works.

Thank you!

[britttaperryhasmoved-deactivate]

[aurevoir-mes-amis-deactivated20]

YOU GUYS IT’S DECEMBER 10TH YOU DON’T UNDERSTAND THIS HAS BEEN IN MY QUEUE SINCE FEBRUARY

[donttwalkaway-deactivated201302]

you have the rest of the day to reblog this

[dangerouscommiesubversive]

I think a really good relationship dynamic is when one partner is an entirely absurd person and the other partner's perpetual thought process is, "I adore you. Why are you like this? I'm going to kiss you at such length and with such fervor that you'll get disoriented and stop being like this for five minutes and I can rest, for fuck's sake."

[glamorouspixels]

[mysharona1987]

[kagetsukai]

Did I specifically log onto Tumblr after 3 months away just to enjoy the crab rave? YES I DID!

🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀

[veliseraptor]

have realized that while i am not a fan necessarily of "people meet and immediately fall in love" i am a fan of "people meet and are immediately obsessed with each other." the love can come later but the absolute fixation should be immediate