[widehipsandbongrips]

New addition to the furbaby family. Her name is Pippin (yes like from LOTR) and she also has a sister named Patches who looks like a fucking cappuccino.

[aegoniitargaryen]

social anxiety is realizing you’re lonely, not wanting to be lonely, being handed an opportunity not to be lonely, and still choosing to be lonely because despite every previous indicator that you would be welcome to join in on other people’s fun and stop being lonely, you’re still afraid that no one wants you around

[marmastry]

[beben-eleben]

Chubby Puppies That Look Like Teddy Bears

[mauditenuit]

im crying

[nick-mess]

im so happy

[dark-waves]

[starsapart]

my favorite thing about 101 dalmatians is that, when faced with the realization that there were now 101 dogs in their apartment, their reaction was “i guess we’re gonna need a bigger house” which is entirely illogical and exactly how i would respond in that situation 

[saintsoup]

i love my bed so much i love that i am in it right now and its warm and soft and that im here in my bed and i love it

[mooglemain]

me: hey i feel pretty good what could go wrong

brain:

[unreactive]

maintaining relationships when you’re sick is really, really hard and I’m sorry to all the people I’ve let down because of it.

[moisemorancy-deactivated2022061]

“Dear President Obama! NIGGA YOU AIN’T SHIT!!!” (Open Letter To Obama)

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[ourstylezoflife]

At first i read the title and was like what the hell, then i watched it and im like 🔥 🙌🏾

[cuppinthemcakes]

AYO THIS NEEDS WAY MORE NOTES!!!!! REBLOG THE HELL OUT OF THIS!

[king-emare]

THAT’S REAL SHIT!!!!!!

[hoodjab]

Obama please watch this

[abelforth]

This gave me chills

[scrawniest-calamity]

Not only does Obama need to see this, but this kid needs to be in the next cast of Hamilton. For real though. @linmanuel

[sativaprincessa]

when a girl who has really skinny legs says “love my thick thighs”

……honey please. leave it to the big girls.

[meantfortheshore]

[moremetalthanyourmom]

Okay but after seeing this I started doing it too and it’s amazing how many men I’ve run into bc they expected me to move

[youcangofindatree-deactivated20]

Gotta try it

[clevermanka]

I work (and walk) on a college campus. I’ve lost count of how many men I’ve smacked shoulders with.

[emmagrant01]

Recently, I was standing outside my son’s classroom waiting to talk to his teacher. I stood on one side of the hallway, not even close to the center. At some point, a man came walking along. I was standing right in his path, but the hallway was empty, so I logically expected him to swerve around me. Instead he kept walking right toward me, got to me, and stopped, as if waiting for me to get out of his way. I didn’t; I just smiled politely at him. He finally walked around me, clearly annoyed that I hadn’t leapt out of his manly path.

Now I’m wishing I’d leapt aside, taken off my jacket and laid it on the floor before him, then bowed deeply and said, “My Liege!”

[mercurialkitty]

I also work at a college campus. I smack shoulders sometimes, but I find that if I stare straight ahead and follow the advice below, people get the heck out of the way.

[songbirde108]

Honestly this post changed how I carry myself when walking alone in public, or in a situation where I’m the one leading. People definitely move for the murder gaze.

[onethingconstant]

Confirmed. I once had to rush back inside a convention hall as the con was closing in order to a retrieve a sick friend’s medication, and I didn’t understand why people in the crowd were jumping out of my way (literally—one guy vaulted a table) until I realized I was dressed as the Winter Soldier and doing the Murder Walk because that’s just how I walk in those boots. I got the meds, got out, and made a mental note.

I repeated the experiment later, wearing the boots but otherwise my usual clothing and mimicking the expression I thought I’d had at that moment. People parted like I was Charlton Heston.

I now wear that style of boots whenever possible. I recently had a man do a double-take as I walked by and ask me, politely, where I had served because I “looked like a soldier.” I’m not current or former military. I was wearing a flowy purple peasant top and looked as un-soldierlike as possible.

Moral of the story: wear comfortable shoes, square your shoulders, and walk like you’ve been sent to murder Captain America.

[naeonnoir]

WALK LIKE YOU’VE BEEN SENT TO MURDER CAPTAIN AMERICA

[fenland-witch-deactivated202005]

I will always reblog this post, because it works!! Even when coming up to a large group of teenage lads, who are taking up the entire pathway and had not moved for adult males let alone anyone else, got the HELL out of the way for the murder walk!!!

[breelandwalker]

Always reblog for the Murder Walk.

[wrote-blog]

sassy english teachers are the best because they’re beyond sarcastic and somehow always end up insulting the kid that you hate and everyone else likes

[widehipsandbongrips]

Mr tanner

[ink-pedia]

Second part of the tattoo styles guide. Check out the first part here. 

• CATEGORIES Etching: http://1337tattoos.com/tagged/etching  Trash Polka: http://1337tattoos.com/tagged/splatter  Cross-stitch: http://1337tattoos.com/tagged/sew  Halftone: http://1337tattoos.com/tagged/dots  Pixel: http://1337tattoos.com/tagged/pixel  Sketch: http://1337tattoos.com/tagged/splatter  Lace: http://1337tattoos.com/tagged/lace  Negative space: tagged/blackw / tagged/dots  Minimalist: tagged/line / tagged/outline  Neo Tribal: tagged/blackw / tagged/line

• SOURCES  http://blog.tattoodo.com http://www.rebelcircus.com/blog/trash-polka-tattoos  http://thetotobox.com/blog/geometric-shapes-and-patterns-in-neo-tribal-tattoos

*please do not delete the captions, thank you! I hope you guys like it and if you think I left some style out let me know. 

[badtexter]

[shouldnt]

Only have to get a 3,675,683,785% on the final to pass the class!

[iamjapanese]

Beth Ganz（American）

Bathometric 1    2014

Ink, Brush and ink on kozo shi paper

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