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[kropotkindersurprise]

Classic Bolsonaro moment.

[andnowanowl-deactivated20260413]

The sheer glee on her face. 💀

[andnowanowl-deactivated20260413]

I had to get clearer pictures.

[cooking-with-hailstones]

[pointnclick]

Someone is eating a fresh orange in this McDonald's. I smelled it and my head snapped up like a hunting dog. That smell doesn't belong in this wicked place

[hometoursandotherstuff]

(Sound on.) Bonus clip today: Penguins navigating stairs.

[smellmyhead]

PENGIE EFFORT GRUNTS!!!!

[sundermunder]

WHAT THE HELL IS THAT!

[eclipsen-smiles]

Do they know. Do they know that they’re predators. Do they even know.

[blackpyrefly]

early to bed and early to rise leaves a man so fucked up that he dies

[segamascott]

[bigandretired-deactivated202501]

[aegisofthegods]

[mentemori]

My mom left an eviction notice for the carpenter bees burrowing into our porch

[bonivers]

“why do you have a gap in your resume” idk why is there a gap in your staff. worry about that

[venerable-thief]

I am a huge fan of retiring to my quarters

[somethingusefulfromflorida]

In this economy you'll be lucky to retire to your nickels

[quinnception]

[capacity2]

I just can’t believe some of u are soooo young u didn’t experience the early 2000s at all like even briefly . U were born and ur mother door dashed you home from the hospital

[starlit-syncopation]

actually i was in the NICU for a couple weeks after being pieced together by surgeons but whatever lmao

[capacity2]

That’s because she used klarna. To pay through 4 easy installments with no interest

[depsidase]

[jollyfurydragonballer]

[transgenderization]

trick me once shame on you. shame on you. shame on you shame on you i hate you. i ltierally trusted you.

[rebel-girl-queen-of-my-world]

[silkypicrew-deactivated20260725]

[cinikuscirmi-deactivated2025043]

csuuuszkalnak

[facklewackle]

they sure do

[madame-helen]