Crocs Before Jocks

I love you and you're perfect so don't even worry about it.

[parakeet]

Me: *gives snail cucumber slice* 🐌: munch munch Me: *literally sobbing* you ask for so little but you deserve so much

[7cry-deactivated20190123]

me walking into class late, 2 over due essays, didn’t do the extra reading, no pen, no notes, and didn’t bring the textbook

[anybody-want-cakes]

Me when I die

[reallyreallyreallytrying]

(a bell rings, reminding me of previous times i have eaten) these memories are so good… might as well salivate. it’s my choice.

[thekwikemart]

[promotional-kitten-baskets]

My desired aesthetic

[saiasus]

Heathers (1988)

[h0odrich]

[fuckjerry]

[quickweaves]

[baawri]

[hella-keller]

i dont think my grandma knows who Rihanna is

[harpie-lady]

Anyone: *stands behind me while I’m on my phone*

Me:

[qoa]

[sheabutterbitch]

I see we’re no longer being subtle

[tastefullyoffensive]

Left.

[coldlikedeath]

LEFT

[trapcard]

[blackness-by-your-side]

word

[meanplastic]

[lagonegirl]