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𝐬𝐡𝐞/𝐡𝐞𝐫 • 𝟐𝟏 • 𝐚𝐜𝐞 • ♍︎ 𝐦𝐲 𝐚𝐨𝟑 𝐦𝐢𝐫𝐫𝐨𝐫𝐛𝐚𝐥𝐥 𝐠𝐢𝐫𝐥𝐢𝐞 𝐣𝐮𝐬𝐭 𝐚 𝐬𝐢𝐥𝐥𝐲 𝐥𝐢𝐭𝐭𝐥𝐞 𝐟𝐚𝐧𝐠𝐢𝐫𝐥 𝐫𝐮𝐧𝐧𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐫𝐚𝐦𝐩𝐚𝐧𝐭 𝐨𝐧 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐢𝐧𝐭𝐞𝐫𝐧𝐞𝐭 ❦ ☆彡

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[jewelcoatfish]

shane looooovesss shaping ilya’s curls into hearts. the problem is they are curls, so a tiny action could send all his work to waste at once, so both shane and ilya has to be very very still for this whole ordeal. usually shane would find curls that already sort of faces each other and guide them to the desired position, but sometimes the curls beat him and he has to find another one. my point is, one time shane makes a whole head of heart curls (this is an exaggeration, he probably made 5 sporadically) on ilya and he snaps a photo of it. it has ilya’s lovesick eyes looking at him too and so it becomes shane’s homescreen wallpaper (his lockscreen is them hoisting the cup together, thank you very much).

they have a fun interview with harris one day and harris asks to see their lock and home screen photos. it goes semi viral on hockey twt and one of the most popular rt was “roz’s ass down horrendously bad for his husband his hair is proclaiming love lmfao”. that was retweeted by bood, accidentally, after laughing and showing it to cassie.

[cottagehillsunset]

Hayden is invited to one of Bood's barbeques some time down the line. It's a nice evening and the Centaurs are good people. But Hayden can't shake this weird feeling of unfamiliarity all night. And at first he chalks it up to him being at a Bood barbeque the first time, hanging out with a team that isn't his. And so he always ends up looking for Shane in the crowd because that's his best friend, that's his familiar person. Except the feeling doesn't go away as he watches Shane throughout the evening.

Shane is playing with the curls at Ilya's neck. He's laughing at a joke from Luca. He rolls his eyes at a chirp from Ilya who in turn presses an exaggerated kiss to his cheek. He's playing mario kart with Wyatt and Young at some point, all of them yelling and swearing loudly. He's holding Ilya's hand in both of his. He's talking to Harris about going back to the restaurant they went to the other day, you guys want to join us? He's hooking his ankle over Ilya's. He's beaming at Harris as he takes a picture of the couple. He's grinning at something Ilya whispers to him in Russia.

After dinner, Hayden's standing on the patio with a beer in his hand watching as Shane and Ilya chase each other around Bood's yard, a spectacle that is accompanied by loud cheers from the rookies that are watching them. At one point Shane full on tackles Ilya and they end up on the grass laughing and wrestling. Wyatt whoops and shouts "Hollzy Rozy wrestling championship back the fuck on!" joining the rookies, half of them chanting "Rozy" while the other is chanting "Hollzy".

And suddenly the weird feeling takes on a painful shape. Because it's not the team or the house that's causing this deep sense of unfamiliarity. It's seeing Shane, happy and carefree with his boyfriend and his friends in a way that Hayden has never really seen before.

[iloveuglyguys]

REAL FANS SAVE BANDS

REAL BANDS SAVE FANS

[matthewgrantanson]

Water Feature, San Francisco -- July 15th, 2024

Etsy

[of-paper-rings-and-stars]

Kit gets jealous in a suicidal way and ty gets jealous in a murderous way

[gimmiekiss1221]

somewhere right now in toronto they're bolting a chair to the floor for the trophy room scene never kill yourself babe

[ivviannaa]

i don't see nearly enough people talking about how shane, wyatt, and bood are going to be such a fun trio on the cens. like on montreal shane's best friends were dumbass extraordinaire hayden pike and slightly more observant slightly less dumbass extraordinaire jj boiziau. he's going to feel right at home with thing1 and thing2. dumb and dumber. it also helps that bood and wyatt are damn good at what they do and shane already respects them so he doesn't have to get past the why the fuck are you so okay with losing attitude that a lot of the others have. i have no worries about shane being loved by the cens but i think he deserves two particularly close friends to fill the gap hayden and jj are leaving

[vesnuszki]

tuna meltdown au where shane freaks out at the first name calling but instead of running away gets held by ilya so tightly that he can’t squirm out and shane is like let me go you asshole!! and ilya is like no 😡 so they end up in this weirdly erotic slippery kerfuffle of wrestling and bitchslapping but ilya keeps squeezing shane so closely and violently that they end up just fucking about it on the couch

[hollanovbiter]

after his shower, shane joins ilya on the couch for movie night, hair still wet

ilya pulls shane into his side and turns his head to breathe in the smell of his freshly washed husband.

he inhales into shane’s neck and shane giggles at the ticklish feeling. but something is different—ilya pulls away immediately

“you smell weird”

“oh. mom got me some new shampoo and body wash”

“why does it smell like that?”

“it’s cinnamon,” shane says casually, then glances over at ilya curiously. “why, do you not like it?”

ilya huffs in discontent and they watch their movie

——

the next morning, ilya awakens with shane draped over his chest. ilya leans in to plant a kiss on shane’s head. he pulls back immediately with disgust.

ugh. cinnamon.

——

the next day, ilya is out at a restaurant with troy and harris. shane is meeting them after his personal training session.

shane walks in, and ilya stands up to give him a kiss, and immediately recoils with a wrinkled nose

“what?” shane asks

“cinnamon.” ilya death glares. shane just laughs and laughs at his husband’s expression

——

this goes on for a week—ilya forgetting about the new shampoo and then complaining when he gets a wiff.

eventually, ilya takes to hiding the shampoo & soap so shane can’t use it. shane usually easily locates his hiding spots and finds ilya’s one-sided feud with the bath products amusing

until finally, one day, ilya can’t take it anymore. he’s crawling into bed after shane’s shower with tears in his eyes. “shane please i can’t take it anymore. i hate the cinnamon so much. it’s spicy and it burns my nose”

shane takes pity on him and goes back to his seaweed shampoo, but keeps the cinnamon in case he ever wants to play a prank on ilya again.

yuna gets a text the next day from her son-in-law: “do not ever. buy cinnamon shampoo again.” yuna screenshots it and sends it to shane and they both crack up and never let ilya live it down

[partingglances1986]

If you enjoyed this book you should read every other book in the world for extra textual context. All things are intricately related to one another.

[wildnickk]

[pastelallsorts]

Would you need a petticoat in space…?

[strawberryfanaticccc]

kenny ortega get ready to pull those scripts back out!🙂‍↕️🙂‍↕️🙂‍↕️🙂‍↕️

[batboyblog]

one thing I like about Tumblr is, in 2019 I reblogged a piece of art from 2017 of a book written in 2015 and Yesterday in 2022 someone liked it, and this is how this website is supposed to work, I have art made this week in my queue next to stuff from 2014, 2013, 2012, hell even 2011, sometimes I post 10-11 year old fan art from accounts that haven't been active since before One Direction broke up. Nothing is ever truly dead and gone on here, you can always dust off an old treasure and say "hey gang look at this!" other social media isn't set up like that, if you wonder why it feels like The Batman was released 100 years ago, its because corporate media wants you to move on! go to the NEW THING! BUY! etc but hey guess what I have fan art of Battinson being emo in my queue. So if you're a fan artist, writer, gif maker, or just fan who wants to gush, guess what, here, here we're still spreading around old art, gif sets and someone will be happy you made something new in the tag

[7777777awawawa7777777]

the point of art is not to be great but to make it transparently obvious that there is something wrong with you

[totearup]

Harris gets the idea to do a video asking the team popular questions they get from comments. Bood explains his tattoos, Lucca assures everyone that he is actually 21 (his most popular question is 'who is letting that baby boy play hockey?'), Troy has to defend salmon as a snack again, Wyatt's question is why Marvel? And harris has to cut the video and just put in a screen that says 'answer cut for time'.

Anyway Harris finds Ilya in the gym doing pull-ups or something and Shane is in the background on a treadmill. Harris goes to Ilya "So your most popular question is, Can Ilya Rozanov fight?"

Ilya drops down to the floor and crosses his arms (slightly swollen and sweaty from the pull ups) and mostly fake scowls at the camera, "I see this question all the time because people are very tempted by my very hot husband." He wags a finger at the camera, "But he is mine you cannot take him. I can fight very well." He smirks at the camera now.

Then Shane pops up behind him, having stopped his run, "I can also fight." And Harris is like, "oh no one asked you that Shane."

And Shane shrugs, "No I know, but if they're asking Ilya because they're going to fight him to like, steal me or whatever, they should know I would also fight to stay."

And he also smirks at the camera and Ilya looks at him with such a gooey lovestruck look that it immediately becomes a meme.

Ilya reblogs the meme with a gif of Shane demolishing one of those punching bag games ala Hudson.