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𝐬𝐡𝐞/𝐡𝐞𝐫 • 𝟐𝟏 • 𝐚𝐜𝐞 • ♍︎ 𝐦𝐲 𝐚𝐨𝟑 𝐦𝐢𝐫𝐫𝐨𝐫𝐛𝐚𝐥𝐥 𝐠𝐢𝐫𝐥𝐢𝐞 𝐣𝐮𝐬𝐭 𝐚 𝐬𝐢𝐥𝐥𝐲 𝐥𝐢𝐭𝐭𝐥𝐞 𝐟𝐚𝐧𝐠𝐢𝐫𝐥 𝐫𝐮𝐧𝐧𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐫𝐚𝐦𝐩𝐚𝐧𝐭 𝐨𝐧 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐢𝐧𝐭𝐞𝐫𝐧𝐞𝐭 ❦ ☆彡

[nixscriptum]

[loveyladyfingers07]

[hanniemoonday]

Nothing lasts forever, nothing stays the same ˖ ᡣ𐭩 ⊹ ࣪ ౨ৎ˚₊

Saw them them second show of this tour and oh my god it was amazing BUT why did we get so secret song 😭

[satiricaily]

cake +🧎‍♂️

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[excaryder]

[sparkle-jump-r0p3-queen]

😝

[wretchedtrinkets]

kitty

[lavenderprose]

Sometimes when Ilya is having a not so great day he sends Shane a dick pic because he knows it will give him a boost of serotonin to see those three dots bounce for an obnoxious amount of time only to get some fuckass response like "Ok" or "You can't send me that without warning" and then Ilya will say "You like?" and Shane will say "Yeah." WITHOUT FAIL. It's their little fucked up version of a kiss on the cheek.

[bostonflavor]

5 Seconds of Summer in Boston, MA on June 5th 2026 by me (follow me at @jlhshoots on Insta for more!)

[loveyladyfingers07]

[rainbow-femme]

I love the idea of Shane being not just good at hockey but good at all sports, to the point where it fascinates and infuriates the other Centaurs

Because what do you mean they went to the batting cages for some silly fun to watch everyone flail at an unfamiliar sport, only for Shane to need three practice swings before figuring out the force and timing needed to start hitting every single pitch? What do you mean he sets the course record at the mini golf place they have the Pike twins birthday at? What do you mean he learned how to play cricket over a long weekend in the UK? What do you MEAN your Canadian ass that grew up on a calm, tiny lake went to visit Rose in LA and just learned to surf from “some guy” one of the days she was busy??

Shane doesn’t get why they all think it’s so crazy. He’s a professional athlete, he’s good at full body and mind control as well as adaptability and hand-eye coordination, and he’s so used to being the best in the world at hockey that he views being mundanely good at anything else as barely noticeable. He argues with Troy over whether he counts as being good at basketball just because he killed them all at the basketball shooting game at a Dave and Buster’s

They all start making bets to see who can find a sport Hollander isn’t good at. Harris is convinced he’ll win with figure skating because Shane’s muscle memory will want to work against him with a technique that’s so similar but also so different, only for Shane to come out of an afternoon learning from his old friend who was at the Olympics with the ability to do simple jumps and spins and is insisting the whole team learn so they can incorporate it into plays. Harris is not allowed to make suggestions after that

Ilya just sits back and lustily watches his husband destroy their friends at volley ball, wrestling, tennis, broom ball, and ultimate frisbee. Shane participates in an all pro athlete Ninja Warrior event to raise money for charity and Ilya can’t watch the clips of Shane flying through the course like a bat out of hell unless he is able to fuck Shane immediately after it ends

[gayteensupreme]

arts degrees r so funny because you go in class and theyre like What Is A Poem? we dont know for sure... and then moral of the story is we don't know what a poem is. and then the worst part of it is that theyre right

[seabeck]

An understory scene

[kosmogrl]

it’s june I desperately need to stop wasting time

[kosmogrl]

we’re basically halfway through the year this is getting SERIOUS

[b1mbhoe]

[zazrichor]

D E V O T I O N

[allineedisonedream]

They give me the sillys, I’m gonna combust.

I think this is the last post of them for a while. I finally got them out of my system, though I still have some ideas I want to finish someday.^^