Allow Me To Make Things Worse

Isaiah - He/Him/His - Chem Graduate Applying to Grad School - Very Gay - 24- MN Currently trying to find my way through life without doing porn.

[nukethisbussy]

I want someone to say good morning after waking up next to me.

[leosoralyyn]

Odysseus' last words to Poseidon

[treecitysessions]

Will never know peace until I find another relationship like this

[karlahoney]

women have been fucking men in the ass since the beginning of time...

[treecitysessions]

Women have literally been fucking men the ass since the beginning of time

[homunculus-argument]

Not living my best life or my worst life but it's definitely one of the lives of all time.

[depsidase]

[pyrobchilling]

Oh shit I just realized I can post the "Gaussian Blur Wizard That Gaussian Blurs You" here

[transgendercyborg-deactivated20]

[zzoupz]

his friend "Motion Blur Mage That Motion Blurs You"

[blastovkatamarinecromancy]

Their long suffering associate, the "Sharpen Cleric that Sharpens you (badly)"

[artastic-foe]

Nooo!!! What have you all unleashed upon us!?!

[l4byr1nthz1]

dont forget the chromatic abberation warlock that chromatically abberates you

[vinnybox]

may I add Mystic Mosiac who turns your quality waaaaaaay down

[theo-window]

What did he do to deserve this

[rain-droplet]

punished by the council

[gaytanic-panic]

[brucefromfamilyguy]

[were--ralph]

Ok this one is good

[were--ralph]

The way I screamed

[guerrillatech]

[homunculus-argument]

Cropping out their logo because fuck giving them free advertising, but this random ad was still too funny. You can do anything, fulfill your wildest dreams, like being literally just some guy.

[theterribletenno]

NOW WITH MUSHROOM !

[bunniope]

made a transparent version if anyone desires such a thing

[adrianicsea]

Do you not like Twenty Øne Piløts?

the fact that you took the time to put the slashes in the Os tells me that this is probably not a conversation we should have

[mortalityplays]

I love when paranormal investigators appeal to their long experience for credibility. I've been playing pretend for seventeen years, and let me tell you in that time I've imagined some shit you wouldn't believe.

[mortalityplays]

I went to ghost island and nobody knew you and they weren't there and it didn't exist

[kaijuno]

[hometoursandotherstuff]

I always wanted a cranberry bog.

[guerrillatech]

[tomhoppusdelonge]

love when bad shit happens to bad people 🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰

[tomhoppusdelonge]

“celebrating people’s death makes you a villain too!” have you considered throating my entire cock to the base?