aye

I'm the empty shampoo bottle in the shower of life

[6937529469274696869-deactivated]

my phone at 8% but my pussy? Fully charged.

[myrrhdotcom]

good night. sleep tight. don’t let the bed bugs bite. tonight. imma fight. till we see the sunlight. tik tok. on the clock. but the party don’t stop.

[manhood]

HELP

[thank-you-everyone-deactivated2]

girl in language class: so why are you taking Italian? :)

me thinking about my plan to go back in time and raw Leonardo Da Vinci so hard he can’t walk for three days: I love the food

[thank-you-everyone-deactivated2]

to clear things up because some of you clearly cannot fucking read: i am a homosexual man who is willing to go back in time and put my entire penis inside of historical figure Leonardo Da Vinci’s rectum in an act of anal sex and then go on to live a lavish and intellectually stimulating lifestyle as his beloved top. i don’t know what a video game is and i don’t care.

[swolizard]

The reason some girls wear make up..

[morebuttermorebetter]

Ive…. missed this video… i feel… replenished

[champagne-zaddy]

This refueled my energy

[artsyasfuckk]

a mood

[catchymemes]

[goblinlord666]

big SQuish

[madejsbridge]

[cockyhorror]

I keep going back to watch this video it just captures my sense of humour perfectly

[shanexrayn]

Demön

[awholevarietyofstuff-deactivate]

Fuck you goat man

[catsofinstagram]

[ya-wn]

please for the love of god turn ur sound on

[catchymemes]

[gravegospel]

[fattyatomicmutant-deactivated20]

Jfc that kitty parade music justmakes it hilarious

[raccoonnation-deactivated202102]

I can’t believe this is an actual event that has taken place.

[kittykat8311]

with the music that might actually be the most surreal thing i’ve ever watched

[thelichboi]

Sometimes the world brings you a brand of humor you love and weren’t ready for at all. Especially not at 6am right before bed.

[everystarstorm]

Oh man the can pops at the exact right moment in the song.

[urbisie]

“Babe, dinner’s ready”

[weheartfandom]

Black Mirror: Bandersnatch (2018) now streaming on netflix

[alexander]

i miss it

[pleatedjeans]

[brujabby]

let’s talk about the universe and make out

[okaybutmusic]

PUZZLE

I couldnt fix you

No matter how much time i spent carving pieces to fit together

No matter how much glue I used

You were still a shattered puzzle

With no intention of staying together for me

[confirmance]

*sees bug*

Me: (ง'̀-'́)ง

*bug moves*

Me: ε=┌(;･_･)┘

[lmaonade]

i am a vegetable medley and god is sautéing me on medium high heat 

[lmaonade]

idk why everyone took me saying this as a bad thing… it translates to “i am becoming delicious” 

[tamascotchi-deactivated20190101]

art is open to interpretation