‘ i still cannot get over how rude some customers can be. i’m serving their food, they’re lucky i don’t spit in it. ‘
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‘ i still cannot get over how rude some customers can be. i’m serving their food, they’re lucky i don’t spit in it. ‘
‘ merlin -- oh, thank god you’re awake. are you okay? what happened? ‘ her tone was frantic, worried. she was glad her friend had come out of this alive, but now she needed to know who she had to fight.
‘ it is. it’s when you wanna eat everything in sight. ‘ she nods, another small laugh escaping her.
The last thing she had remembered was hearing a gunshot, seeing a little blonde girl with the child’s gun aimed right at her. The smell of green grass, rotted corpses and the ever hot sun beating down on the war zone that had been the prison. But here she was. Alive. No sight of the Governor and no sight of any walkers.
“Christ. What the hell is this?”
‘ something mildly twisted and fucked up, really. set in stonefield, UK. ‘
His shift at the local animal shelter had ended, and Wall-E, or rather Wallace as he’d been told to call himself when outside of the mansions, had gone to one of those places that served the food stuff. Before he hadn’t needed anything other than the sun to give him energy, things were different now. His body was different. When the girl had come to take his order he’d told her ‘e-ver-y-th-ing’ and was now working on one of the many plates on his table.
tonks could only chuckle at the boy, looking around the diner and noticing there weren’t many people, opting to slide into the booth where he was. ‘ wow, mate, hungry, weren’t ya ?? have you not eaten today, or ? ‘
Elena couldn’t believe this would be real. It was her worst nightmare—Her worst memory—happening all over again. Driving off of the bridge and into the water was bringing back two memories she couldn’t bring to have back in her head. She struggled trying to get out, but after many efforts she finally decided to give up. She stopped struggling. She stopped moving. She stopped trying. Maybe this was just how she was supposed to die. Maybe third time’s really the charm.
she saw the car go off the bridge, and she didn’t give it a second thought before jumping right in after it. elena was in that car. tonks wasn’t going to let her friend die, she couldn’t. she couldn’t let anyone die, matter of fact, but -- elena deserved a life. she deserved a million of them. quickly pulling her out and dragging her to shore, she gave the girl cpr, waiting, praying, for the water to come out.
text; rainbow mum ☀️
teddy: darlingggggg
teddy: I AM EDWARD REMUS LUPIN I AM NOT SCARED BY LITTLE GHOSTIES THEY ARE SCARED OF ME
tonks: sh ut up i will hurt you
tonks: actually no i won't ily
tonks: I SWEAR TO GOD TEDDY IF YOU TELL A GHOST 'fight me' I WILL DRAG YOU OUT BY THE E A R
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A: What are/were this character’s best subjects in school?
B: Do they have any allergies?
C: Can they swim well?
D: How they react to being flirted with?
E: How are they with children?
F: What’s one thing they’re really bad at?
G: How do they flirt?
H: What is their deadly sin?
I: On a scale of 1 to 10, how much do they love themselves?
J: What’s their sense of humour like?
K: How do you know when you’ve upset them?
L: What is their favourite board game?
M: What is their favourite dessert?
N: What do they usually eat for breakfast?
O: What would it take to break them, inside and out?
P: How do they handle money?
Q: Are they patient?
R: What are their hands like?
S: How stealthy are they?
T: Where are they ticklish?
U: What’s their voice like?
V: What’s the easiest way to annoy them?
W: Can they dance?
X: What’s their most petty little secret?
Y: What is one question they’ve always wanted an answer to?
Z: How do they sleep?
Text to:
Aria: quick question, would buying spoon earrings be ridiculous or weird?
Tonks: both
text; rainbow mum ☀️
teddy: darling? did you time travel to the 50s smh
teddy: the black one
tonks: shut up i heard mom's called their children that
tonks: o shit pls don't die
text; rainbow mum ☀️
teddy: mum
teddy: mUM
teddy: what house are you iN???
tonks: the white one, darling
tonks: what about you ???
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▼ five times my muse has caught yours getting off, and the one time they help out.
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(Mixed bag: contains mostly angst, some nsfw, and possible triggering material)
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“Hello? Where am I and more importantly, how am I alive?”
‘ you’re in stonefield, uk, love. i’m sorry, i have no idea. ‘
The light within the Dark{ Draco&Tonks.
“Why are you following me all the time, I swear you’re a damn stalker Nymphadora!!, What did someone send you here to spy on me from the order or did you just assume you can annoy me” Draco said as he noticed no matter where he was Nym was always there.
‘ alright, you know what would be a nice thing to do? chill, draco. right now? i’m going to the kitchen. also, don’t call me nymphadora. i will not hesitate to hex you. ‘ she glared, shaking her head. ‘ also, god forbid i try to be your friend. is it so hard for you to be, i dunno, nice? ‘
“I’m a farmer, not a counselor…..that being said, how hard can being the school guidance counselor really be? You just talk to kids about their problems right?”
‘ yeah, but you have to make sure they trust you, and can open up to you -- kinda gotta try and become their confidant, or friend. it’s harder than you might think. ‘
“So, err… what’s going on?”
‘ you’ve just been transported to the UK. welcome, bro. ‘