If music be the food of love, play on

I'm Monica from Melbourne, Australia. Formerly the trainwreck of a blog -cescaddict-, now I just have a different URL

[fuckg-0-d]

im young beautiful and having so much fun rotting in my bed

[rhetoricandlogic]

[sisterofiris]

Hey students, here’s a pro tip: do not write an email to your prof while you’re seriously sick.

Signed, a person who somehow came up with “dear hello, I am sick and not sure if I’ll be alive to come tomorrow and I’m sorry, best slutantions, [name]”.

[yay855]

I mean, if someone wrote that to me, I’d probably believe they were sick.

[rox-and-prose]

“Slutantions” has me crying laughing

[watermite]

i once emailed my professor with a migraine. a mistake.

“I amsick will not to choir because i have a heache. i Hope its very and i am so sorry

love,

blue”

the subject line was “OW”

[xakumi]

THE SUBJECT LINE IS THE BEST PART JSJFJSJDJS JUST IMAGINE GETTING AN EMAIL WITH NO CONTEXT OTHER THAN “OW”

[themodernsouthernpolytheist]

As someone who has taught college, please send those emails because 1) We WILL believe that; no one would write that on purpose and 2) we need a laugh sometimes.

[asortoflight]

On the other side of this, once after getting taken to the ER by ambulance, I got an email from the professor whose class I’d passed out in, and the message had no text, just the subject line “you good?”

[whisky-gerblin]

Reblogging for the last addition

[badgraph1csghost]

Claritin makes me weird, but I have allergies so there’s about a month and a half block of time where I’m taking Claritin and am just weird most of the time.

Anyway, my last year of college, I got the flu or something in late March and was also taking Mucinex. I told my professor I couldn’t come to class one day by email except I couldnt think of what to say, so my medicated ass decided to make a Fry meme. I think it said something like “Not sure if I can go to class with a head the size of Texas, bottom text.” I didn’t think until the next day that it probably wasn’t socially-acceptable to tell your philosophy professor you weren’t coming to class via Tumblr style memes. When i got back to class, i found that she’d printed it out and taped it to the classroom bulletin board.

[badgraph1csghost]

Oh shit you guys i turned on my WinXP laptop that I used to use back then.

IT WAS ON THE DESKTOP. THIS IS WHAT I SENT.

It’s even worse than i remember it

[omnicat]

I laugh myself hoarse every time this post comes around, so here it is again.

[jatpdaily]

[ultrafacts]

Source: [x]

Click HERE for more facts!

[awed-frog]

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[vagabundista]

To Survive on This Shore: Photographs and Interviews with Transgender and Gender Nonconforming Older Adults

[dr-whitaker]

lucius: something lgbt is happening here

[bridgertonian]

Lady Danbury meeting Newton | Bridgerton 2.01

[livelovecaliforniadreams]

Newton Appreciation Post

[thegoldustrush-deactivated20231]

kate bush during the dreaming era (1982)

[romantic-musings]

[charli-xcx]

Pink Flamingos (1972) dir. John Waters

[nocturnal-origins]

Jan Erik Waider | Icelandic Dark Light

[badsciencejokes]

Dream — view on Instagram https://ift.tt/35xY8Kq

[nefja]

I-I'm sorry but I can't stop thinking about this

[tiger-in-the-flightdeck]

My roommate just called from the kitchen to ask what was wrong because I laughed so hard I gave myself a coughing fit.

[supreme-leader-stoat]

I'm so glad the music is what I thought it'd be.

[lottereinigerforever]

Jack Black photographed by Martin Schoeller 

[chillgamesh-the-swing]