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ravenclaw ❥ thunderbird

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Inter-House Friendships

gryffindor: i have an idea™︎

slytherin: not again

gryffindor: i’m going to jump off the roof, and enchant my broom to fly and catch me.

hufflepuff, overhearing: you wHAT

ravenclaw, secretly excited to see where this goes but can’t in good conscious encourage it: oh no,,,,,, don’t ,,

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Just Ravenclaw Things

according to psychiatry, individuals with a higher IQ when children must be stimulated to develop it further otherwise they are more susceptible to develop 🧚🏻‍♀️anxiety🧚🏻‍♀️ and ✨depression✨ and 🦋“fall off the curve”🦋. and since, as a child, you cannot control the circumstances of your development, most kids that read at the 12th grade level in 4th grade, aka: all the kids who were sorted into the ravenclaw house for their excellence in acedemics, are all ✨depressed✨ and 💫illiterate💫 now.

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Shit Ravenclaws Say

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requiems for ravenclaws

Lost Boy // Ruth B

Take Yourself Home // Troye Sivan

Crazy = Genius // Panic! at the Disco 

Technicolour Beat // Oh Wonder

New // Ben Platt

Riptide // Vance Joy

Young and Beautiful // Lana Del Rey

Lonely In Tokyo // MIREI

Carry On // Cœur de Pirate

Runaway // AURORA

American Idiot // Green Day

Kingdom Fall // Claire Wyndham

Apollo // Timbelle

Paris in the Rain // Lauv

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Overheard at Hogwarts

muggle-born: does he have like, albino tendencies?

pureblood: what?

muggle-born: i mean is he like part albino.

pureblood: who??

muggle-born: draco. is he... albinoish?

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Just Ravenclaw Things

*morning of the N.E.W.T.s*

ravenclaw 1: man, i didn’t go to sleep until 4 last night

ravenclaw 2: dude same. i couldn’t stop watching tik toks

ravenclaw 1: dang you had the time? i studied all night and i’m still not ready for these exams

ravenclaw 2: exams...?

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Shit Ravenclaws Say

slytherin: i think, therefore i am

ravenclaw: i overthink, therefore i suffer

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Quick At Math

harry: i’m quick at math

hermione: okay, what’s 38x76?

harry: 24

hermione: that wasn’t even close

harry: but it was quick

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Inter-House Friendships

slytherin: :(

hufflepuff: 💖🌿🌈💞🥰🌱🐝✨🤗💓🌟🦔🍃🦋💗😘🦔💫💘💛💖🌿🌈💞🥰💛🍭🌱🐝✨🤗💓🌟🍃🦋💗🦔😘💫☘️ 💖🌿🌈💞🥰🌱🐝✨🤗💓🌟🍃🦋💗😘😋💫

slytherin: :)

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In Honor of Pride Month

draco: i was not consumed by the gay agenda

draco: [turns around wearing rainbow sunglasses] i AM the gay agenda

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Ron’s First Dad Joke

ron, hyperventilating: 911? yeah my wife’s going into labor

911 operator: is this her first child?

ron:

hermione: don’t yoU DARE-

ron: NO THIS IS HER HUSBAND

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Weasley-Granger Wedding

priest: repeat after me

ron: after me

priest: ... [to hermione] is he serious?

hermione: no his name is ron

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Interhouse Conversations

slytherin: i have an amazing memory. name one time i forgot something.

gryffindor: you left me in a parking lot last week.

slytherin: that was on purpose.

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Probably Happened at Hogwarts

*muggle-borns teaching purebloods about muggle culture*

muggle-born: i really like eminem

pureblood: i prefer skittles

muggle-born: i meant the rapper

pureblood: why would you eat a wrapper

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Just Ravenclaw Things

ravenclaws have two moods:

john mulaney

hozier

change my mind

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do you guys think that muggleborns ever just buy their robes at a costume shop? or their chests at a goodwill?

like how much wizardry stuff can you thrift?

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Interhouse Conversations

gryffindor: swear words are now illegal. if you say one you’ll be fined

slytherin: heck

gryffindor: you’re on thin fucking ice

gryffindor: oh no