#shitravenclawssay

[shitravenclawssay]

Gryffindor: Can I ask a dumb question?

Ravenclaw: Better than anyone I know

[wiitchiings]

Overheard at Hogwarts

muggle-born: does he have like, albino tendencies?

pureblood: what?

muggle-born: i mean is he like part albino.

pureblood: who??

muggle-born: draco. is he... albinoish?

[titaniummoth-blog]

Ravenclaw strikes again

Ravenclaw: explains math to history buff slytherin, complete with diagrams

Slytherin: draws progressive smiley faces showing a growing amount of hatred

Ravenclaw: Why must you deface my work?

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Slytherin, watching Hufflepuff: they could murder me :) and I'd thank them :)

Ravenclaw, hearing this for the 34th time, banging their head against a table: I'd thank them too

[shitravenclawssay]

Slytherin: I think Ravenclaw and her friends are talking about us.

Gryffindor: No, they're not. Don't be so paranoid, Slytherin.

Slytherin: She’s pointing at us and laughing.

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unmarked grave

Hufflepuff: I've seen Slytherin's dick, like. A million times

Ravenclaw: You have? Why haven't I seen it?

Hufflepuff: Why do you WANT to see it?

Ravenclaw: He's my best friend! What if Slytherin gets into an accident? What if he's horribly disfigured and I have to identify him and all that remains are his private parts?

Hufflepuff:

Slytherin:

Ravenclaw: And I'm standing there, and I'm saying, "No, officer, I can't help you, because no, I haven't seen his dick." And then BOOM! He's buried in an unmarked grave

Slytherin:

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things

Ravenclaw: Hufflepuff made me feel things.

Slytherin: What things?

Ravenclaw: Feelings.

Slytherin: Hufflepuff made you feel feelings?

Ravenclaw: Yeah.

Slytherin: What a bitch.

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Ravenclaw: it looks like you have a calcaneonavicular fracture in your foot

Gryffindor: what’s that?

Ravenclaw: it’s like a hand you can walk on