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If you don't like aces then you're bad at sex that's just science
I am the marinade in which God soaks His fury
"never bite the COCK that feeds you" I think to myself in bed, snickering. With such witty wordplay I'm content knowing that my space in the sixth grade boys social order is secure for another day.
The clitoris is the Devil's Uvula
Not to be problematic on main but I want to pretend my mouth is a stapler as I it clamps down on someone's inverted nipple
As a feminist I won't be able to rest until someone starts selling gamer boi bath water, but as an elite gamer myself who understands His Brothers I respect the musk of gaming and that any true elite would rather die than lose it
Uh-oh, son. Looks like your old man just had a Paul Blart Mall Shart! Hahahahaha call your mother and tell her it happened again; I will hide in the JC Penney
Why does it sound like someone is playing ping-pong every time I jerk my gerk?
Hey boys, why don't we head back to my place... My pussy tastes like gaming.
Organize? More like orgin-ASM, am I right ladies?
"it's better to have loved and lost than to have never loved at all" and "ignorance is bliss" are mutually exclusive
Me *walking into Claire's with a hot glue gun*
If god continues to tally my sins after today it will be little more than an effort in redundancy
Whatever *names my firstborn daughter Amontillado*
Nurse, where's my baby?
Follow me, she's in the back
Whatever *names my firstborn daughter Amontillado*
*her* keep fucking with me and I'll pick your nose with my tongue
*me* i didn't trim my nose hair, so do it, I dare you!
Wyd= Whore Your Door
Me: girls who suck dick don’t have any self respect or-
Polar bear from Aggretsuko: *exists*
Me: *drops to my knees so hard that my legs break off, resulting in me needing the same no shin surgery as Cotton Hill*
Cotton Hill: *exists*
Me: *takes off shoes and socks so that Cotton Hill has some place to plant his flag"