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many of the horny posts on here are written as if the author knows of sex more as a theoretical framework than an act one can actually perform

effemimaniac

what's not theoretical is how I made your mum's bed frame work last night

sludgebitch

thank you for fixing her bed frame up. i was worried she wouldn't have a place to sleep since it stopped working. load off my mind. now i can finally spare the time to have sex with your mother

meangreenspaceman

man I sure love that character I wish the writers did too

@norbles I thought you might appreciate this

#lesbian #albert einstein #photography #cats #cats of tumblr #my cat #such beautiful creatures #beauty #beautiful #my cat eponine #yes she is a lesbian #she is a genius #her passion is ripping off bugs’ legs one by one until they’re just wriggling leglessly #No she does not eat them #We fear what may come should the demonic spirits her little cat body contains ever be released #adorable #meme #side by side #twins

deancasbabyy

since it’s midnight here already, happy november 5th, can’t believe it’s already been 5 years

#The way I kinda wrote a play of this

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2well2water

i think we need to bring back calling people internet famous instead of calling them influencers like there needs to be something borderline derogatory injected back into it

#ruined internet #we need more slurs #bring back real life

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radwolf76

I see your small creature and raise you a second small creature.

wil-50n

#SUCH BEAUTIFUL CREATURES

kaelio

#Once a moment has been captured it is no longer real it had a director with intention

felixcloud6288

Listening to a podcast

"Let's take a word from our sponsor."

*Skip ahead a minute* "You can-"

*Skip ahead a minute* "Use code-"

*Skip ahead a minute* "300,000-"

*Skip ahead a minute* "T-shirts-"

*Skip ahead a minute* "Motherfuck-"

*Go back 15 seconds*

felixcloud6288

Oh we're all feeling this one aren't we?

kitsuleif

#youtubers not knowing what their corporate intro phrases mean will be my 13th reason #youtube

snailgoodra

is this anything

#Me with my boyfriend

mintmatcha

you guys have to get more weird. it's genuinely not hurting anyone. get weirder. get horny and sexual with it. get violent, get horrifying, get scared, get sad.

#free will #listen to the demons #make all of the sex jokes #life’s a stage and the people are all players #flowers #the spiral

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@wholesome-animal-images

norbles

@wil-50n

#I’m the deer

The SCP Foundation's 'top-secret' archives, declassified for your enjoyment.

Y’all should definitely read my 9kcon entry. It has capitalism, it has cannibalism, it even has capitalism and cannibalism in a theatrical setting! And it’s all based on a Russian fairytale I read and was for some reason possessed to adapt into a play

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Tumblr Tuesday: Silksong is here!

After six years of waiting, Hollow Knight: Silksong was released last week, breaking the internet a little bit in the process. Folks are falling in love with the Bell Beast and Hornet (again), finding ways to get through the game, sharing help with anyone struggling, and creating incredible fan art. Please enjoy this little offering, and please refrain from scrolling through if you're yet to play—mild spoilers ahead!). Happy Tuesday, Tumblr <3

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