#scp 9000

[hisclockworkservants]

SCP Foundation art, SCP-9001 - Fractal by S D Locke, Croquembouche, PandoraNuker.

Logo designs for Project CIRCE, Project HYDRA, Project MEDUSA, SUBJECT PERSEUS.

[limemints203]

My son.

[calf-cover]

The new Alagadda article looks stunning!

there are spoilers under, be carefull

I'm dying like thousands and thousands of victims of a cursed Alagadda sitcom, staged to conceive an impossible child (don't ask).

[st4r-black]

Gift for @snezka-049

ABLA BENİMLE EVLEN- İ MEANT- GİRL YOU COOKI LOVE YOUR ARTS!!!

The little girl is my Scp oc btw :3

[grigorikarpin]

For the SCP-9000 contest, I’ve written an escapade through the horrors of modern journalism. Here in this, the battleground for free speech and the Fourth Amendment, the greatest warriors are Vikander-Kneed Technical Media. (now that the contest is over, it is in slot 9007! Link updated below)

Meet Tookie the Toucan, mascot for Vikander News Daily, your only source for ethical journalism.

Read more now in (only 6000 words, and not a bit of political commentary in it!)

Remember to Like and Subscribe, or Tookie will have something to say about it.

The SCP Foundation's 'top-secret' archives, declassified for your enjoyment.

[artbyblastweave]

I don't necessarily think it would be a good fit for the slot but The Pizza Freak is hands down the best thing to come out of the ongoing SCP-9000 contest

[rosy-fox-art]

Do you like Appalachian folklore? Do you like SCP? GO READ NEGLECTED IDYLIS!! GO GO GO GO

https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/9000contestdinotroutrosy

Me and @dino--draws [and another friend idk if they’ve got a tumblr] wrote this for 9Kcon and we’d love I’d you’d give it a read. This is all the art and collage work I did for it! They’re lightly edited traditional drawings

[frankieepy]

what the fucking kind of scp is this?

what the fucking kind of scp is this?

[SPOILERS FOR SCP-9000 TO 9026]

This is the inside of SCP-9000. It is Detention Center Tri-1, used to centralize the D-Class program. It is located in an extradimensional space in the Marianas Archipelago, which is also SCP-9000.

what the fucking kind of scp is this?

[MEMETIC KILL AGENT REMOVED]

This is SCP-9001, the Berryman-Langford memetic kill agent. It is used to evoke various reactions (subliminal >>> fatal) in subjects that view various sections of it.

tbh ive been waiting for the berryman langford fractal to become an scp. it had so much potential but it was just trapped to the confines of the scp-001 page

what the fucking kind of scp is this?

This is SCP-9002. It is a mountain bike that is able to move on its own and emits psionic energy. It also makes you racist, even to races you didn't even know existed.

what the fucking kind of scp is this?

This is an instance of SCP-9003. It is a collection of anomalous art by the Chaos Insurgency that exists in traditional and digital forms. Looking at it makes people adjust to CI ideologies.

what the fucking kind of scp is this?

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This is SCP-9004. It is a phenomenon where studies of affected cadavers reveal more data than there possibly should have been in its life, as if the individual's life had continued until it died of old age or natural causes. This anomaly is present under the conditions that the corpse belonged to those that died young, in an unlikely way or had an overwhelmingly negative lifetime.

what the fucking kind of scp is this?

This is a drawing of SCP-9005. It cannot be photographed. It is a metallic artifact with long metallic tentacles that forcibly bonds to a human host (SCP-9005-A), requiring them to perform rituals (Procedure 20‑Murgatroyd) every 24 hours to stay alive, but the rituals increasingly get worse (Sleeping in for two hours >>> killing a baby) If they fail to perform it, they die excruciatingly.

what the fucking kind of scp is this?

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This is SCP-9006. It was a series of magic energy bursts that violate sciences both mundane and anomalous originating from a Global Occult Coalition member known as PoI-012-01, or Percival Darke. SCP-9006 can be translated into PoI-012-01's memories and thought processes.

what the fucking kind of scp is this?

This is an SCP-9007 video broadcast with SCP-9007-A (Tookie the Toucan, the spokesbird for SCP-9007) in the frame. SCP-9007 is a series of Internet broadcasts from various broadcasting platforms being the "Vikander News Daily" show. It has broadcasted various events in time that predated the establishment of the Internet, such as the Great Chicago Fire, the Great Molasses Flood, and the devastation of Pompeii.

what the fucking kind of scp is this?

This is SCP-9008. It is a sticky note that transports anyone that knows about it / learns anything new about it somewhere on the surface of the Earth after five minutes, and any attempts to preve

where did he go

hi sorry im back

ok

what the fucking kind of scp is this?

These are members of SCP-9009, the Homo albescens species. They resemble Caucasian males of European descent. Donald Trump (SCP-9009.HAPPY-ACCIDENT) is one of them.

looks like my uncle

what the fucking kind of scp is this?

This is a representation of the exterior diagram of SCP-9010. It is a concrete box with six closed off tunnels inside it. When you go inside and close the door behind you, you will be able to enter the tunnels, bringing you to an atrium also made of concrete.

what the fucking kind of scp is this?

The image is too big to put here. This was SCP-9011. It was the remains of a Type-II civilization, and had an area of 112 octillion cubic kilometers, 80% of which was its primary megastructure.

wow

what the fucking kind of scp is this?

This is SCP-9012. It is the Bø-øyra Lighthouse located in Bø-øyra, Norway, and is linked to a series of disappearances on the islet it is situated on.

what the fucking kind of scp is this?

This is a reassembled image of Mars in one of the SCP-9013 instances. SCP-9013 are various futures that become avoidable after a particular event, which has yet to come. SCP-9013-AΩ is an individual in the future that will one day rule over humanity in any of the SCP-9013 instances, though the identity of who exactly this will be is not known.

It's about Elon Musk.

wow

what the fucking kind of scp is this?

This is an instance of SCP-9014-1. SCP-9014 are artifacts, documents and locations relating to the final voyage of Sea Captain Peters, though most SCP-9014 objects are non-anomalous. SCP-9014-1 are a series of gold doubloons that when touched, makes the subject undergo a hallucination that puts them in the perspective of Sea Captain Peters.

what the fucking kind of scp is this?

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This is SCP-9015. It is an anomalously large Horned Viper capable of fleshcrafting and sapient telepathic communication. It claims to be Klavigar Sa'arn, a central figure in Nälkän mythology and folklore.

what the fucking kind of scp is this?

This is a computed astral tomography scan of SCP-9016-1, one of numerous patients infected with SCP-9016. SCP-9016 is a contagion which infects people with psychic abilities or potential. Over time, infected subjects may experience psionic outbursts that may hurt and kill them if not treated. what the fucking kind of scp is this?

Good question.

what the fucking kind of scp is this?

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This is SCP-9018. It was an entity resembling a baseline male human that was created for the purpose of enacting Protocol ONYX BALDUR, and was capable of collapsing multiversal variants of any object into a single state.

what the fucking kind of scp is this?

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This is SCP-9019. It is a transmissible compulsion of people to undermine anomalousness, leading to the under-classification of certain SCPs and streamlined certain protocols.

what the fucking kind of scp is this?

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This is SCP-9020. It is a ritual that partially expels one's consciousness from their body, and is fatal on a physical level. Upon dissociation, the consciousness is able to ascend to a layer of existence upon the current one, being reborn into a similar version of their previous self, an SCP-9020-α instance, without retaining their memories.

what the fucking kind of scp is this?

SCP-9021 is the SCP Foundation's weaponization of pain to defeat gods and god-like entities that accidentally turned into a reality-eating concept that was nigh-uncontainable.

what the fucking kind of scp is this?

nevermind

what the fucking kind of scp is this?

This is SCP-9023. It is the contents of a jar and it resembles lime-flavored gelatin. However, it has been consumed. Yum yum.

what the fucking kind of scp is this?

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This is SCP-9024. It is a hovering black sphere, and any object it touches (air molecules not included??) will break down and get absorbed into it. This effect also works through a chain of objects, if a person were to touch it with a stick, both will be absorbed.

what the fucking kind of scp is this?

This is a recorded instance of SCP-9025. SCP-9025 is an auditory phenomenon in a specific park that sounds like muffled concert noises. During an SCP-9025 event, numerous (severely disoriented) individuals of what is known as SCP-9025-1 will manifest throughout the park behind trees and inside bushes, though manifestation has not been directly observed. They are poorly integrated into our reality and will cease to exist within a few hours in various ways (stabbing, rotting, cardiac arrest, vanishing, yo guys its me charlie hey did that guy just turn into sand).

what the fucking kind of scp is this?

SCP-9026 is a house that usually appears as the childhood home of the individual that opens its front door, though prolonged exposure can result in temporary (48 hours) retrograde or anterograde amnesia.

awesome