you're here. i'm sorry.

several aesthetics in a blanket fort | discord gremlin

[wild-rat-child]

all the lovely rainbows in my camera roll 🌈 https://www.instagram.com/p/CoWd6_mOh_kFLl_D5oW8ZaTcPdZ4ou7Je7jFaM0/?igshid=NGJjMDIxMWI=

[wild-rat-child]

You dare insult my claim to slang?

I exhibit a control over the english language so horrible,

none ever have and ever will touch close to it.

Shakespeare quakes in his grave hearing what I have done to his art,

and you complain that I gave your ears the experience of knowing it?

[evenings-inside]

[libervult]

Le Fruit Défendu (Forbidden Fruit) - Auguste Toulmouche, 1865 

[wild-rat-child]

AI Webinar Opportunity - Please Reblog :D

I'm part of an AI Ambassador program with Inspirit AI (I'm not working with the robots to take over the world, I promise lol). Anywho, there's a really cool event coming up, I thought I'd share! No computer science or AI knowledge is needed to learn from it. Don't worry if the event is at a funky time in your timezone, even if you can't watch live, registering will get you a recording and all the meeting materials :) A new Artificial Intelligence Conference for exceptional high schoolers—and it’s free!

AI for All High School Students: From Artists to Engineers - Free Webinar Event by Stanford and MIT Graduates at Inspirit AI

Join us and hear from Inspirit AI's team of expert AI instructors to gain insight on how anyone can wield the tools of artificial intelligence to transform any industry and domain. Through spotlight talks and beginner-friendly technical workshops, we'll dive into the world of AI as it applies to fields like biology and the arts, as well as how students can prepare for college and career pathways in AI. This free live-online event will be held on Sunday, October 17th from 11AM -1PM Pacific Time. Registration can be found here: https://bit.ly/inspirit-webinar Attendees will be emailed a link + our team's educational resources on "Fundamentals of AI", "Building AI Projects for Artists, and Biologists and More" as well as a recording of the event!

[wild-rat-child]

I spent 30 minutes and 3 different photo editing platforms making this, enjoy!

[wild-rat-child]

ok not to be super horny on main but ponyo's mom? kind of a milf ngl i understand the red-headed bastard man, would reject humanity for the tall lady

[wild-rat-child]

did i just spend three hours scrolling through various fandoms on here? yep

should i be asleep? probably am i gonna do the exact same thing for another three hours? you know it

[paintfroge]

I think there’s a fairly good argument for nonbinary wizard kermit, don’t you?

[best-of-inspirobot]

[All hail the frogs]

[best-of-inspirobot]

[AI’S they are people too]

[wild-rat-child]

inspirobot just wants to be loved :(

[wild-rat-child]

Ok... someone has to say it.... a lot of custom furbies look like biblically accurate angels. thank you.

[booklovingsnickerdoodle-deactiv]

Okay, I need to know the order of the Carry on series. Google tells me that Carry On is the first book, but its got a whole kidnapping story and other stuff behind it??? And then it is a story inside a story of Fangirl??

What?

How do i start it out?? I need to know ASAP

[wild-rat-child]

Okay! Fangirl was written first, and covers vague details from the simon snow series inside fangirl- aka, some of the first 7 years at Watford. The Carry On Trilogy/Simon Snow Trilogy starts with Carry On, Simon and Baz's last year at Watford, then Wayward Son and Any Way The Wind Blows. I read Fangirl before I read Carry On, but you don't have to read Fangirl at all to know what happens in Carry on. Hope that helped lol

[wild-rat-child]

Okay, Lipstick Covered Magnet by The Front Bottoms totally reminds me of snowbaz??????

[wild-rat-child]

possum means "I can" in latin, and as a wannabe gremlincore rat I find this very inspring.

[best-of-inspirobot]

[It's Monday. Wait.]

[wild-rat-child]

what a mood

[badjokesbyjeff]

If you like lawyer jokes, here are some of the best recorded interactions that have happened in actual courts or trials

ATTORNEY: What was the first thing your husband said to you that morning?

WITNESS: He said, ‘Where am I, Cathy?’

ATTORNEY: And why did that upset you?

WITNESS: My name is Susan!

________

ATTORNEY: What gear were you in at the moment of the impact?

WITNESS: Gucci sweats and Reeboks.

________

ATTORNEY: Are you sexually active?

WITNESS: No, I just lie there.

________

ATTORNEY: What is your date of birth?

WITNESS: July 18th.

ATTORNEY: What year?

WITNESS: Every year.

________

ATTORNEY: How old is your son, the one living with you?

WITNESS: Thirty-eight or thirty-five, I can’t remember which.

ATTORNEY: How long has he lived with you?

WITNESS: Forty-five years.

________

ATTORNEY: This myasthenia gravis, does it affect your memory at all?

WITNESS: Yes.

ATTORNEY: And in what ways does it affect your memory?

WITNESS: I forget..

ATTORNEY: You forget? Can you give us an example of something you forgot?

________

ATTORNEY: Now doctor, isn’t it true that when a person dies in his sleep, he doesn’t know about it until the next morning?

WITNESS: Did you actually pass the bar exam?

________

ATTORNEY: The youngest son, the 20-year-old, how old is he?

WITNESS: He’s 20, much like your IQ.

________

ATTORNEY: Were you present when your picture was taken?

WITNESS: Are you shitting me?

________

ATTORNEY: So the date of conception (of the baby) was August 8th?

WITNESS: Yes.

ATTORNEY: And what were you doing at that time?

WITNESS: Getting laid

________

ATTORNEY: She had three children , right?

WITNESS: Yes.

ATTORNEY: How many were boys?

WITNESS: None.

ATTORNEY: Were there any girls?

WITNESS: Your Honor, I think I need a different attorney. Can I get a new attorney?

________

ATTORNEY: How was your first marriage terminated?

WITNESS: By death..

ATTORNEY: And by whose death was it terminated?

WITNESS: Take a guess.

________

ATTORNEY: Can you describe the individual?

WITNESS: He was about medium height and had a beard

ATTORNEY: Was this a male or a female?

WITNESS: Unless the Circus was in town I’m going with male.

________

ATTORNEY: Is your appearance here this morning pursuant to a deposition notice which I sent to your attorney?

WITNESS: No, this is how I dress when I go to work.

________

ATTORNEY: Doctor , how many of your autopsies have you performed on dead people?

WITNESS: All of them. The live ones put up too much of a fight.

________

ATTORNEY: ALL your responses MUST be oral, OK? What school did you go to?

WITNESS: Oral…

________

ATTORNEY: Do you recall the time that you examined the body?

WITNESS: The autopsy started around 8:30 PM

ATTORNEY: And Mr. Denton was dead at the time?

WITNESS: If not, he was by the time I finished.

________

ATTORNEY: Are you qualified to give a urine sample?

WITNESS: Are you qualified to ask that question?

________

ATTORNEY: Doctor, before you performed the autopsy, did you check for a pulse?

WITNESS: No.

ATTORNEY: Did you check for blood pressure?

WITNESS: No.

ATTORNEY: Did you check for breathing?

WITNESS: No..

ATTORNEY: So, then it is possible that the patient was alive when you began the autopsy?

WITNESS: No.

ATTORNEY: How can you be so sure, Doctor?

WITNESS: Because his brain was sitting on my desk in a jar.

ATTORNEY: I see, but could the patient have still been alive, nevertheless?

WITNESS: Yes, it is possible that he could have been alive and practicing law.

________

ATTORNEY: How far can you see at night?

WITNESS: I can see the moon, how far is that?