You break his heart, I break your face.

Waverly Adler // 19 // Drummer for 1985 What the fuck is written All over your pretty face The gaps in teeth The dirty nails Baby boy you can't kill what's fucking real Turn that song down Turn the static up Come here baby let me kiss you like a boy does

[elizabethgilies]

[wild-waverly]

You think your morning was bad? I had Outhouse Duty with a bunch of ten year olds. At least I got to brush up on my toilet humor. 

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90s Prompt; Waverly Adler

01. Favorite Disney Film? Mulan, for sure.

02. First Album? Spice by The Spice Girls...but the first one that matters? Version 2.0 by Garbage

03. Favorite Candy/Sweeties? Nerds. Now. Nerds. Forever.

04. Favorite Nick/Cartoon Network Show? Are You Afraid of the Dark? or The Adventures of Pete and Pete

05. Favorite Book? Say Cheese and Die by R.L. Stein

06. What did you do during your childhood summers? Usually I spent the summer with my dad. Most of the time I was inside and being ignored. I opted out after I could watch myself.

07.  What grown-up job did you want to have when you were a child? Drummer. What can I say? I’m very focused.

08.  What do you remember about your first day of school? Thayer’s lunch was stolen. I beat that kids ass. Spent the rest of the day in the corner.

09.  What scared you in the dark? Harold used to put worms in my bed. Fuck, he still does that sometimes. 

10. What was your Legends of the Hidden Temple team? Blue Barracudas. They were dirty cheaters but they were my cheaters.

11. What were your feelings on SLIME? COULDN’T GET ENOUGH! Once I tried to make my own at home but it just fucked up my entire kitchen and clogged the sink.

12. NSYNC or Backstreet Boys? Neither. Jesus Christ. 

13. Who was your Pop Princess? Gwen Stefani

14. What was the worst 90′s fashion trend? Bucket Hats. Gross. 

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callme-cherry:

Uh oh we have a sneaky kid around here {Cherry said with a half smile as she walked into thing’s]

[She signaled for the camper to take off, she’d check her punk before bedtime.] Kid’s apparently don’t mind sleeping with a bunch of ants. [She shrugged.] She reminds me of myself.

[wild-waverly]

Now— What. Did. I. Say—

—About. Bringing. Cookies. Into. Your. Cabin?

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johnson-pj:

I’m glad I could do that for you. It’s not everyday when a girl says that to me, you know. [PJ winked playfully.] Oh, that’s true. I’d leave it in my will for Delilah to find, maybe Mickey. Although, I’m not sure Mickey would remember that. So, it’s better I don’t get killed. The end of the summer? I can’t wait that long, Waverly. I’m gonna go nuts waiting on it.

Down boy. [She rolled her eyes by smiled despite herself.] Mickey never remembers anything. Teddy and Benny are the same way. I usually pin notes to their shirt. Apparently I’m their mother. [She brushed her hair out of her eyes and laughed.] Genius takes time, man. I’ve basically been doing all on my off-time at the camp. I’ll have to mix it once I get back home. [She shrugged.] Well, you can always come around to the camp and visit. I could show you a few things.

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saverinallmylove:

Oh, okay, good! We wouldn’t like some…Irons Isles mentalities going on especially around kids who are so little!

Pretty good, I think! We had a good amount of arts and crafts time and they all seem to be at the same place in swimming so it’s not like it’s a split group there and most of them aren’t even that freaked out by bugs so it’s like we can go hiking as a group and actually get up close to some of the stuff that we find! Safe stuff we find, that is.

Yeah, yeah, I know it’s technically my job to make sure all my little ones have all their remaining limbs. I think I signed some papers about that. 

Most of my kids are in the music program so we wrote a few songs. One kid wrote an entire song about boogers. I was pretty impressed. We might have to team up on a few nature walks, maybe get some kind of buddy system going on. My kids don’t know the meaning of “stay on the trail.”

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bennyparkeresquire:

You’re the one talking about exploding bladders. I think you’d do alright as is.

Don’t try to take a low blow at me, Waves. That sailor mouth of yours is gonna get you in all kinds of trouble, dude.

Just because I’m full doesn’t mean I’d have the balls to piss in front of a bunch of preteens. I wouldn’t have much aim either. 

Eh, fuck ‘em. Whatever. It’s not like I need to keep this job forever. 

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penn-orville:

I’m glad I’m not the only one. Some of these little kids are pretty rad. Kinda makes me wish I had some siblings, to be honest.

Except that one asshole that hid under my bed and grabbed my foot after lights out. You can definitely piss on him.

Gonna miss the kid but probably not the constant presence of juice mustaches and sticky fingers. 

That’s what having a sibling is like. I’m technically an only child but I grew up with my cousin. Harold. He might have stuffed your head in the toilet a few times in high school. 

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bennyparkeresquire:

Just don’t challenge anyone to a pissing contest.Or do, that’d be brilliant!

You gotta get on their level, dude. I’ve been saying that this whole time.

I’d think I’d need to replace Bug Juice with beer for that kid of contest. 

That’s because you’re constantly already at their level, Benny. It’s not even a challenge. I’ve been having trouble controlling my swearing. 

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penn-orville:

I think we might even get them to bed early with a threat like that.

Yeah, maybe. I get pretty pumped when I’m able to tired them out enough not to hear a peep from them but I was thinking the other day...

I’m gonna miss them, when we all go home. 

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saverinallmylove:

That’s usually just for emotional trauma, for physical trauma there is definitely things that don’t kill you that don’t make you stronger! Usually it’s much worse and can handicap you or cause you not to totally heal  properly!

Well, if you’ve got good enough enamel, then a good brush and floss should fight the tooth-rot and plaque!

I know, smarty pants. I was just joking. 

Good to know. How have your campers been? I think I got all the rambunctious ones on person. I feel like I have 10 mini-me’s. Not that I’m complaining. I’m getting a lot of exercise. 

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johnson-pj:

Blank CD’s. Yeah, I can fix that. [PJ walked over to the section full of them and handed Waverly the biggest box he could find.] That’s the biggest box we have in stock. But, if you need more, there’s always some here waiting for you. [He smiled.] Is 1985 coming out with anything new that I should know about? Or is that confidential information?

[Waverly balanced the box in her arms, admiring its heft before placing it down by her boots.] This, here, makes my cold, black heart sing, PJ. [Her tongue clicked between her teeth and she shook her head.] If I told you that, I’d have to kill ya, and then who would know I shop in bulk? [She started fingering through the albums against the shelf.] Nah, it’s just something for my campers. But expect something from me at the end of the summer, for sure. 

[johnson-pj]

For the last time, no, we do not hav- oh, it’s you. Hey.

[wild-waverly]

Yeah, it’s me. I just need a shit ton of blank CD’s. Mixtape’s don’t make themselves. 

[sexualsportswear]

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saverinallmylove:

I totally kicked that kids ass but my bladder might explode. Your bladder? What about your stomach? That much sugar would make me want to throw up or it’d get really really bad in the inside of everything. Lots of organ issues, I bet!

Oh yeah. Maybe. What doesn’t kill you makes you stronger, right? 

I’m used to sweets. I’m sure my teeth will rot out of my head too, but I guess I’ll worry about it when that comes. 

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bennyparkeresquire:

You’re a fucking animal, Waves.

I’m not sure if I’m an animal but I sure feel like I can piss like a race horse right now. 

That’s how you earn a ten year olds respect. You act like an idiot.