portal 2 sentence starters.
“ look, i wasn’t going to mention it to you but i’m in pretty hot water here. “
“ don’t panic! alright? stop panicking! i can still stop this. “
“ okay listen: new plan. act natural. we’ve done nothing wrong. “
“ it’s been a long time. how have you been? i’ve been really busy being dead. you know, after you murdered me. “
“ we both said a lot of thing that you’re going to regret, but i think we can put our differences behind us. “
“ this will be our only chance to talk. “
“ you know, if you’d done that to somebody else, they might devote their existence to exacting revenge. luckily, i’m a bigger person than that. “
“ the important thing is that you’re back. with me. and now i’m onto all your little tricks. “
“ here come the test results: you are a horrible person. that’s what it says, a horrible person. we weren’t even testing for that. “
“ oh that’s sad, but impressive. “
“ i thought about our dilemma, and i came up with a solution that i think honestly think works out best for one of both of us. “
“ federal regulations require me to warn you that this place… is looking pretty good. “
“ i’ve got a surprise for you after this. not a fake, tragic surprise like last time. a real surprise. with tragic consequences. “
“ what’s going on? who turned off the lights? “
“ alright, we are escaping. that’s what’s happening now, we’re escaping! “
“ they said the old caretaker of this place went absolutely crazy. “
“ i’m pretty sure we’re going the right way, just to reassure you. “
“ hold on, hold on, i might not have thought this entire next part completely through. “
“ i honestly, truly didn’t think you’d fall for that. “
“ if i’d known you’d let yourself get captured this easily, i would’ve just dangled a turkey leg on a rope from the ceiling. “
“ i’m afraid you’re about to become the immediate past president of the being alive club. “
“ well, i suppose we could just sit in this room and glare at each other until somebody drops dead, but i have a better idea. “
“ if i were you, i’d take a deep breath—and hold it. “
“ wait, what if this hurts? what if this really hurts? i didn’t think of that. “
“ you didn’t do anything. i did all the work. “
“ you know what you are? selfish. i’ve done nothing but sacrifice just to get us here, and what have you sacrificed? nothing. “
“ you’re not just a regular moron. you were designed to be a moron. “
“ keep an eye on me, i’m going to do some scheming. “
“ we just need to relax. we’re still going to find out what the hell’s going on here, but calmly. “
“ when life gives you lemons, don’t make lemonade. make life take the lemons back! get mad! i don’t want your damn lemons; what am i supposed to do with these? demand to see life’s manager! make life rue the day it thought it could give ____ lemons! “
“ if we’re going to explode, let’s at least explode with some dignity. “
“ i’m not going to lie to you, the odds are a million to one, and that’s with some generous rounding. “
“ the good news is—well, not so far, to be honest. i’ll get back to you on that. “
“ i know we’re in a lot of trouble, and probably about to die, but that was worth it. “
“ this place is self-destructing, you idiot! “
“ i get the impression they’re trying to kill us. “
“ it wasn’t anything personal, just, you know, you did kill me. fair’s fair. “
“ hello! this is the part where i kill you! “
“ are they killing you? they’re killing you, aren’t they? “
“ look, even if you think we’re still enemies, we’re enemies with a common interest: revenge. “
“ i already fixed this. and you are not coming back. “
“ the best solution to a problem is usually the easiest one. and i’ll be honest: killing you is hard. “
“ you know what? you win. just go. “
“ it’s been fun. don’t come back. “
“ oh how we laughed and laughed, except i wasn’t laughing. “
“ under the circumstances, i’ve been shockingly nice. “
“ i used to want you dead, but now i only want you gone. “
“ you’ve been replaced, i don’t need anyone now. “
“ go make some new disaster. “
“ you’re someone else’s problem. “
“ i only want you gone. “
“ i wish i could take it all back, i really do. “