bite me

who the fuck are you?

[napsforlyfe]

[storrey]

[9rateful]

[boohwanj-deactivated20240316-de]

2019-09-28

https://www.instagram.com/hwantastic79vivid/

[wildpartiesandmartini]

been a fuckin while, tumblr

[understands]

[ozei]

[recaption]

[wildpartiesandmartini]

my favourite quote of the week:

please go fuck yourself, you lying bitchy cunt

lol c o o l 👍🏻

[urbannoir]

Shades of Blue

[xtacoqueenx]

Tell a man he hurt you and watch him get offended.

[lesbianshepard]

the older i get the more i can understand why people back in the old fairytale days would just fuck off and be a hermit in the woods. just chilling out in the middle of nowhere and occasionally telling random heroes cryptic shit. living the fucking dream.

[bnmxfld]

[king-archive-deactivated2018111]

@ all u british bastards imma bout to eat biscuits n tea but am i supposed to put the butter on the biscuit and dip it in the tea or do i dip the biscuit in the tea first and then butter it or am i supposed to take a bite out of the butter and the biscuit and sip the tea or am i supposed to 

[littlemissmoriarty]

Who the fuck puts butter on a biscuit mate. I think you’ve got a translation error

[king-archive-deactivated2018111]

so mr england sir i should butter up the tea or

[buggerygrips]

the butter goes on the Weetabix.

[king-archive-deactivated2018111]

im shaking what are you saying to me

[thatpersonwhosweird]

It could also go on crumpets

[king-archive-deactivated2018111]

now yall just making up words

[littlemissmoriarty]

The butter could also go on the teacakes and scones as well if you want, or pork scratchings ya know, mix it around

[king-archive-deactivated2018111]

please dont hurt me ill do anything

[cndy1701]

You are allowed to:

1. Terminate toxic relationships

2. Walk away from situations that no longer serve you

3. Not provide people an explaination for how you choose to protect yourself

The only person you owe politeness to is yourself.

[warandpeas]

Here’s our Top 10. of 2017

Thanks for reading everybody. It’s a pleasure to make these silly comics and to receive all the crazy love. See you next year!  

[finding-avalon]

“Don’t be so thirsty for validation that you drink from every cup that is handed to you. It is the best way to get poisoned.”

— CKP, Finding Avalon