take your heart
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Cosimo Galluzzi
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Jules of Nature
Sade Olutola
almost home

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"I'm Dorothy Gale from Kansas"

Kiana Khansmith
trying on a metaphor

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Mike Driver
he wasn't even looking at me and he found me

izzy's playlists!
occasionally subtle
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@wildwindmill
take your heart
it's actually so crazy how much the simpsons would fucking suck if it didn't have any of the simpsons characters. just a bunch of shots of empty houses and streets for half an hour while nothing happens. that would be so badddd lol
yeah that tends to happen when you remove characters from media. without characters its all just background. i guess movies set in scenic locations would still land as kinda nature docs but even then
it only happens with the simpsons
this same criticism could be applied to nearly any media ever.
it's just the simpsons. are you a troll?
Dragon's right, if you remove all the Simpsons characters from Death Note it hardly changes anything
favorite johnny bravo scene
the perfect loop makes me think this is his sisyphean afterlife punishment
oh me? I lost my penis when I ignored the "Don't touch the machinery" sign. you know how it is
you all hate me and my penis. I mean penisnt
I made the mistake of looking at this while taking an order over the headset at work and started laughing really hard and had to gather myself for a second and my coworkers kept trying to look at my phone to see what I was laughing at
nearly ran a redlight thinking about >penis ripped off by penis gnomes on my way home from work
putting this post on every machine from now on thank you
Penwas :(
@the-stew-goblin
I know you’re a goblin not a gnome but is this like how you get certain ingredients for certain stews?
Yes. In The Dark Forest my nickname is, "The Bottom Surgeon" on account of all the penises I have ripped off of people
Monsters to sell body parts to:
Bones = bone fairy
Meat = werewolves
Genitals = stew goblin
I mean I'll take anything as a stew ingredient. Offer yourselves as a sacrifice to the stew trust
Whenever I hear someone say "the woke mob" I have to stop myself from laughing because even today all I can think of is this fucking tweet
Happy Pride to the Woke Mob
Happy Pride Month from the Wright Anything Agency 🏳️🌈
Never a dull day in Japanifornia courtrooms with these two
ndrv3 textposts, can you guess who my fav characters are
KICK THE CAN!
Let’s play the biggest game of kick the can on the internet.
To kick the can, reblog it. I wanna see how long this can go on for.
the oldest reblogs for this post that i can find are from january 2nd of 2013. this can has been getting kicked around tumblr for almost 13½ years now
And yet somehow this is my first time kicking it!
I never understood the concept of the G-note jumpscare until right now, where my father decided to surprise me during the family barbecue by adding welcome to the black parade to the music playlist. Which led me to almost choke on my food.
Horrifying.
local mettaton woos divorced machines to make family vlog content with their kids #exposed
@shittysawtraps
jigsaw apprentice here! this is actually a common misconception. the blades on the wheel actually cause you to be a better driver, because you’ll be more careful driving if you’re worried about hurting yourself. additionally, you’ll also learn a valuable moral lesson about that thing you did that one time. you know the one. happy driving!
komahina has me in a chokehold once again
weird ass deer sittin in front of my car… girl move!
happy birthday deltarune chapter 3 and 4. you are so loved.
the electrician is gonna be soooooo mad at us,
based on personal experiences
it is very instructive to play both silent hill and resident evil videogames because they are very similar except for how silent hill is good and resident evil is stupid. it helps you figure out what is stupid in a video game and what is good
for example, in silent hill games, you are confronted with many weird baroque puzzles you have to solve to proceed, because that is the dark and creepy and confrontational nature of the world you are in. in resident evil games, you are confronted with weird baroque puzzles you have to solve because apparently, separate from and unrelated to the ongoing zombie apocalypse, the raccoon city designers designed the subway station map so that if you insert a red jewel into the correct diamond shaped recess, a drawer opens that contains a live hand grenade