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19, He/him Big Gorillaz fan, even bigger MCR fan My favorite things ever are Rpg Maker Horror Games and Creepypastas

[senranx]

take your heart

[dragongirlsweetie]

it's actually so crazy how much the simpsons would fucking suck if it didn't have any of the simpsons characters. just a bunch of shots of empty houses and streets for half an hour while nothing happens. that would be so badddd lol

[auroroboros1]

yeah that tends to happen when you remove characters from media. without characters its all just background. i guess movies set in scenic locations would still land as kinda nature docs but even then

[dragongirlsweetie]

it only happens with the simpsons

[auroroboros1]

this same criticism could be applied to nearly any media ever.

[dragongirlsweetie]

it's just the simpsons. are you a troll?

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

Dragon's right, if you remove all the Simpsons characters from Death Note it hardly changes anything

[chuckletons]

favorite johnny bravo scene

[willemdafemboy]

[benihana-circumcision]

the perfect loop makes me think this is his sisyphean afterlife punishment

[halondrus]

oh me? I lost my penis when I ignored the "Don't touch the machinery" sign. you know how it is

[halondrus]

you all hate me and my penis. I mean penisnt

[halondrus]

I made the mistake of looking at this while taking an order over the headset at work and started laughing really hard and had to gather myself for a second and my coworkers kept trying to look at my phone to see what I was laughing at

[halondrus]

nearly ran a redlight thinking about >penis ripped off by penis gnomes on my way home from work

[virtualgirladvance]

putting this post on every machine from now on thank you

[official-penis-posts]

Penwas :(

[tinymetalkiwi]

@the-stew-goblin

I know you’re a goblin not a gnome but is this like how you get certain ingredients for certain stews?

[the-stew-goblin]

Yes. In The Dark Forest my nickname is, "The Bottom Surgeon" on account of all the penises I have ripped off of people

[drax-the-vampire-king]

Monsters to sell body parts to:

Bones = bone fairy

Meat = werewolves

Genitals = stew goblin

[the-stew-goblin]

I mean I'll take anything as a stew ingredient. Offer yourselves as a sacrifice to the stew trust

[luxwing]

Whenever I hear someone say "the woke mob" I have to stop myself from laughing because even today all I can think of is this fucking tweet

[luxwing]

Happy Pride to the Woke Mob

[underscorehermitcrab]

Happy Pride Month from the Wright Anything Agency 🏳️‍🌈

[illslegal]

Never a dull day in Japanifornia courtrooms with these two

[bumblaur]

ndrv3 textposts, can you guess who my fav characters are

[cherryhatter-deactivated2015072]

KICK THE CAN!

Let’s play the biggest game of kick the can on the internet.

To kick the can, reblog it. I wanna see how long this can go on for.

[visibun]

the oldest reblogs for this post that i can find are from january 2nd of 2013. this can has been getting kicked around tumblr for almost 13½ years now

[drtanner]

And yet somehow this is my first time kicking it!

[wildwindmill]

I never understood the concept of the G-note jumpscare until right now, where my father decided to surprise me during the family barbecue by adding welcome to the black parade to the music playlist. Which led me to almost choke on my food.

Horrifying.

[paintedhen]

local mettaton woos divorced machines to make family vlog content with their kids #exposed

[contemptible-scoundrel]

[notsoprettylankydetective]

@shittysawtraps

[shittysawtraps]

jigsaw apprentice here! this is actually a common misconception. the blades on the wheel actually cause you to be a better driver, because you’ll be more careful driving if you’re worried about hurting yourself. additionally, you’ll also learn a valuable moral lesson about that thing you did that one time. you know the one. happy driving!

[nekoning]

komahina has me in a chokehold once again

[frenchbunniezz]

weird ass deer sittin in front of my car… girl move!

happy birthday deltarune chapter 3 and 4. you are so loved.

this is a recreation of the first fanart i made post chapter 3/4, as seen here

[corvidcrowned]

the electrician is gonna be soooooo mad at us,

[paintedhen]

based on personal experiences

[maculategiraffe]

it is very instructive to play both silent hill and resident evil videogames because they are very similar except for how silent hill is good and resident evil is stupid. it helps you figure out what is stupid in a video game and what is good

for example, in silent hill games, you are confronted with many weird baroque puzzles you have to solve to proceed, because that is the dark and creepy and confrontational nature of the world you are in. in resident evil games, you are confronted with weird baroque puzzles you have to solve because apparently, separate from and unrelated to the ongoing zombie apocalypse, the raccoon city designers designed the subway station map so that if you insert a red jewel into the correct diamond shaped recess, a drawer opens that contains a live hand grenade