Lindhall: Numair, you told Daine about the simulacrum, right?
Numair: Totally. Definitely.
*people screaming*
Numair: Probably.
*distant explosion*
Numair: Pretty sure.
*palace collapses*
Numair: No.

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Lindhall: Numair, you told Daine about the simulacrum, right?
Numair: Totally. Definitely.
*people screaming*
Numair: Probably.
*distant explosion*
Numair: Pretty sure.
*palace collapses*
Numair: No.
@sonitussilentii from (x)
“Afraid of a little sunrise adventure?” Daine smiled, shifting the needy dragonette in her arms. “Ain’t nothing wrong with early morning training.”
Did she just want an excuse to chat with the dolphins without Numair panicking? Yes. But she also liked the feel of the beach. It was so different from most other places she found herself in. Turtles, dolphins, and coastal birds had such interesting stories to tell.
“How about we translate ‘training’ to you just teaching me more hand speak. I’m fair simple with it, really; I’d like to know more.”
Out Of Context Critical Role Sentence Starters
“Seventeen! Puke on those fucking guards!“
"I would like to buy your hair for a hundred gold pieces.“
"You can’t walk off in the middle of hide-and-seek again! I’ve been in a barrel for an hour, I fell asleep in there!"
"I am a little evil magnet."
"Do you want to do a reach-around and see if you get a handful of wooden boob?"
"I show him my ass and I leave."
"I once saw him kill a man with his taint."
"I covered my hand in ink and, yeah…"
"My name is Burt Reynolds and that offends me."
"Your hands are just covered in piss now."
"I bury my shame."
"Don’t worry, I still have my lips."
"You realize that I was born to shove things in holes…"
"Vomit on those bitches."
"I’m the most wicked narwhal of all time!"
"Some people have no sense of FUCKING HONOR."
"You’ll leave when Burt Reynolds tells you to leave."
"Remember that time you killed a kid?"
"Turn around 180 degrees then run as fast as you can."
"I’m just sitting in the corner going HAHAHAHAHAA!"
"The butt flap is down."
"It’s not sexual at all, I’m not attracted to you! Like literally if it happened I would be ill."
"Alright, I’ll whip it out again."
"Hey, _____. How much XP would _____ get for drowning an entire cargo hold of slave children?"
"What’s the term for when your penis is inverted?"
"Roses are red, violets are blue. We’re both gnomes and you are sooooo foxy.”
"He smells of sandalwood. And dismissiveness.“
"And my thoughts are still fuck you, no way, bye-bye."
"You’re right! He is no hollaback gnome."
"We don’t do anything with dignity!”
”_____’s lifeless corpse has a pool of urine around it.“
"Nobody sweating more than is…you know necessary when being threatened by a big fuck-off dragon.“
"Hit him in the arse!"
"Most of what I do is long and hard."
"I just got one of those terrible ideas I get on occasion."
"I died as I lived. Hard."
"I’m gonna dominate the guy in front."
"YOUR SOUL IS FORFEIT."
"Fancy fancy mustache that you cannot wipe off your face!"
"Hey, look! I found a hole!"
"Oh! I got hit with his dick!"
"I’ll just punch him in his dragon face."
"I’m going to stand over here and fail to stay in character."
"Nothing can go wrong. This is a great idea!"
"He was trying to corrupt my soul or whatever…but good luck with that."
"You were like a dick in a box."
"This probably isn’t a good idea but…whatever."
"Will you come check this hatch for boobies?”
nonverbal starters prompts featuring nonverbal scenarios.
guide take them by the hand, arm, or shoulder to guide them.
shelter protect them.
shove push them.
loop drape an arm around their shoulders.
touch a gentle touch like rubbing their back, hugging them, holding their hand.
kiss a kiss on the cheek, knuckles, forehead, in their hair.
palm smack them upside the head.
bed rest gently push them back down when they try getting out of bed.
aid help them with a task.
note pass a note to them.
cry wipe away their tears.
wash wipe something off their forehead, cheek, so on.
bandage patch them up when they get hurt.
heal take care of them when they get sick.
book silently read a story with them.
carry pick them up.
scrap punch them.
cherry find blood on them.
sit help them sit down.
medical wake up in the hospital and find them holding their hand.
steer place a hand under their chin to make them look up.
beat dance with them.
stare stare them down.
off track get lost with them.
no shaking their head in disagreement.
yes nodding their head in agreement.
rush tackle them to the ground.
open hold the door open for them.
Jonathan: *sends Daine on a diplomatic trip*
Daine: *raises an entire museum of dinosaurs from the dead and destroys the imperial palace*
Daine: *overthrows the emperor and installs his nephew as the new ruler*
Daine: Nailed it.
“Eat my loincloth. It’s bad enough looking at you without hearing your blather.”
➳ Sparkly, newly rebooted Daine Sarrasri here! It’s been years?? But I’m back!
➳ Give this a like or reblog if you’d like to say hi to this spunky demi-god!
Daine from the Immortals by Tamora Pierce.
Sentence Starters
“I’ve never seen one of these completely to my taste so i decided to make my own!
ANGST
“I can’t do anything right.”
“Please don’t cry.”
“Why are you awake right now?”
“Why are you lying to me?”
“Wake up! Please wake up.”
“Forget it, you’re a fucking asshole.”
“Don’t you ever do that again!”
“Is that blood?” “…..No?”
“Please don’t lie to me again, I can’t take it.”
“Do you even still love me?”
“Nobody’s seen you in days.”
“Why are you awake?”
“I’m worried about you.”
“Can you shut up for once in your life?”
“Holding everything in doesn’t help, you know.”
“Are you hurt?” “No.” “Then why are there bruises all over your face?”
“If you don’t hug me right now I think I might fall apart.”
“Leave! Me! Alone!”
FLUFF
“Go with me?” “As long as you hold my hand.”
“Is there a reason you’re blushing like that?”
“Have you seen my hoodie?” “Nooo.” “You’re wearing it, aren’t you?”
“Have you always been this beautiful?”
“OH you’re jealous!”
“Can we stay like this forever?”
“Please just kiss me already.”
“I think you might be my soulmate.”
“Sleep over? Please?”
“Are we on a date right now?”
“I think I’m in love with you.”
“He’s so pretty I think I’m gonna faint.”
“Are you flirting with me?” “You finally noticed?”
“Am I your lockscreen?” “You weren’t supposed to see that.”
“I missed you so much.”
“Do you think the moon is jealous of how pretty you are?”
“I’m here for you.”
“I wish we could live together already.”
MISC
“All I do is drink coffee and say bad words.”
“Quit touching me, your feet are cold!”
“I think I just ripped my pants.”
“Sharing is caring, now give me the hoodie!”
“Can I pet your dog?” “Do I know you?”
“Did you seriously just get your foot stuck in a toilet?” “Maybe.”
“If I die, I’m haunting you first.”
“But I’ve never told you that before.”
“Stop being grumpy, it’s lame.”
“So, uh, I locked the keys in the car.”
“Is the cat in a onesie?” “Uh, no?
“Can we please stop running? I think I’m dying.”
“You come here often?” “Well, I work here. So I think I’d have to say ‘yes’.”
“Aren’t we supposed to be working?”
“Give me attention.”
“YOU SAID TO BE HONEST STOP HITTING ME!”
“Okay, so maybe I didn’t see that coming.”
“I’m too sober for this.” “You don’t even drink.” “Maybe I should start.”
Wild child
Some Daine and cloud
Numair Salmalín / 6'5’’ / Tortall / Chief Mage
Planning on doing a model sheet for the most/all? major characters, and started w/ Numair cus he’s my baby <3
“You murdered my teacher! I will burn your palace to the ground!”
I’ve been re-reading the Immortals, and totally forgot that Daine gains the ability to control animal skeletons as well.
Bonus:
VERALIDAINE SARRASRI, THE WILDMAGE
‘I was born this way,’ she told them silently, ‘I’m a two-legger and People.’ The finches were not sure they approved.
“Eat my loincloth. It’s bad enough looking at you without hearing your blather.”
➳ Sparkly, newly rebooted Daine Sarrasri here! It’s been years?? But I’m back!
➳ Give this a like or reblog if you’d like to say hi to this spunky demi-god!
The 'yes or no' game.
You can ask me anything and I’ll answer honestly, but only with yes and no.