smutty literature

she/her. old as balls. sometimes i'm a librarian, but mostly i moonlight as a ninja.

[bipef]

Let's talk about nugs, baby!!

[percyfraser]

Marilyn Monroe as Sugar "Kane" Kowalczyk SOME LIKE IT HOT 1959 — dir. Billy Wilder

[hornyverymuch]

happy pride to these two for saying the gayest shit almost 60 years ago on television and singlehandedly inventing slash fiction

[krupa-grehnevya]

It destroys me to think that Cal didn't mind the banners with his wanted list just to let his loved ones know that he was alive. 💔

I think Merrin was really watching...

[leepacey]

Children of Men (2006) dir. Alfonso Cuarón

[memoriesofafallen]

[stealingpotatoes]

happy mermay to this beautiful mermai-- what do you mean that's a seal. that's literally a mermaid look at her

(links // tip jar!)

[neenarchive]

more girl rivalries in fiction should end in them having sex with eachother

[onewingedangels]

Happy Birthday 💚 Lara Croft (February 14)

[christinaguilera]

Pamela Anderson photographed for VOGUE Scandinavia (December 2025)

[alphacrone]

can't believe the plot of leverage is literally 'man gets hired to be a project manager for Crime and then is forcefully adopted by the employees he doesn't want'

[alphacrone]

and it fucks

[yappacadaver]

Davrin deserves all the tender kisses in the world and I am here to help with that >:DDD

Dav and Bernie for @barbarosabee, thank you for being my very first Davrin commissioner and for your patience!! I hope you enjoy this piece as much as I enjoyed making it xD Commissions always open ♥

[jca-archive]

Koji Kuroda - Water in the Sky, 1984

[laumabina]

[peachyatelier]

beach episode🏖☀️

[sophsun1]

Caroline Rhea as Hilda Spellman | Sabrina the Teenage Witch (1996–2003)

[thekorcariwilds]

chloe price really is one of the fictional lesbians of all time. she's had two Girl Best Friends in her life and she fell in love with both of them, she's a misandrist with blue hair and probably pronouns, she has posters of scantily clad women on her bedroom walls, she changes her phone background to a picture of max after being reunited with her for all of two days, she dares max to kiss her and then immediately gets all flustered when she actually does it.... i love her dearly