Host - Techno

Strawberry Milk Skies Frequent fronters: Jimmy, Lizzie, Bdubs, Grian

[applerums]

some bird hugs

[whalesharkstho]

hermit photo!! taken by mumbo durin a break between seasons i think :]

based offa this series of photos:

[soapyseafoam]

some boys

[mementhis]

Every blue rat needs his emo doppleganger. It's maths.

[corpsekeys]

s9 grian drawing i didnt mean to color but here we are

[portraitoftheoddity]

Thinking about how my mom tried to “seduce” my dad when they were in college together by sneaking oranges into his backpack, because she grew up food insecure and feeding someone/sharing food was a big deal with her upbringing with a lot of emotional meaning–

and meanwhile my poor dad is just convinced that he’s been haunted by some citrus poltergeist because why the fuck are there always oranges in his bag he swears he did not put there???

[45percenterthen]

why is shooting ur shot (friendship edition) so much harder than shooting ur shot (romantic edition). babygirl i wanna befriend u so bad

[calampus]

Get him a visa now please 😞

[mrsmarlasinger]

22 ½ hours of Canadian Redditors attempting to draw their own flag on r/place:

Please note that this is juxtaposed with intricate pixel art of the Eiffel Tower, featuring The Little Prince...

...and a maple leaf.

[exit-path]

everyone on r/place was laughing about it too

[enjoloras-deactivated20220821]

As a transgender man who is going to be having a baby, I am so glad that by technicality my child will be able to fulfil the prophecy and defeat Macbeth.

[dvandom]

To be on the safe side, get a C-section?  Macbeth really needs defeating.

[enjoloras-deactivated20220821]

Ironically I do have to have a C-section due to a hip problem I have. So it’s double accurate.

[youarenotimmunetostabbing]

I like how this post implies that Macbeth is still out there, most likely terrorizing people, and no one has been able to stop him

[manlet-rights-activist-deactiva]

dream smp characters asking for your pronouns: part one

dream: what are your pronouns? wait no let me guess- she/they? what do you mean no? why?? they fit you so much better though. you know what? its fine if you dont use she/they pronouns, no really its fine, i just thought-

sapnap: do you have adjectives too?

george: snooork mimimimimi.... snooooooork... mimimimimi

karl: he/her? i hardly know her!! 🤗🤗❤️

quackity: pronoun pins are $15 each.

sam: please write your name, pronouns, address, and reason for visiting and ill call you back when hes ready to see you.

ranboo: do um. do you have p-pronounce??

tubbo: get lost before i make you.

tommy: do you use man pronouns, woman pronouns, or ranboo pronouns?

wilbur: oh to have the awareness of self to formulate my own identity- alas my soul died with lmanburg; what is identity without a soul? do you wanna smoke some dmt with me?

[roenais]

maybe we can be neighbors again some time...

[pitruli]

Random screenshots redraw :D

[funnytwittertweets]

[gglilyallin-deactivated20250618]

love to follow veterinarian practices on facebook because every one in a while they’ll post a picture of something so bizarrely funny. this axolotl getting an x-ray just took me out

[gglilyallin-deactivated20250618]

ive been getting a lot of people really worried for this axolotl so i thought i’d clarify: she’s fine. she’s moist on the puppy pad so she won’t dry out and the x ray only takes a few seconds. the x ray was because she had an internal gut blockage due to the wrong substrate being used. they took another x ray after giving her barium to determine where in the gut it was, but the barium lubricated her gut enough that she passed the blockage with no invasive surgery and she’s completely fine. here she is not-flattened

[callmebliss-got-swamped]

She looks very pleased to be unflattened and unblockaged

[what-even-is-thiss]

I’ve figured out that one way to stump older people that complain about the current generation is to have an inflation calculator app on your phone.

[what-even-is-thiss]

Aunt: When we got our first apartment it was 300 bucks a month why can’t you-

Me: In what year?

Aunt: What?

Me: What year did you get your first apartment?

Aunt: 1973?

Me: Hmmm. Looks like that would be $1755 in 2021 money.

Aunt: *seems to go through seven emotions at once*

Aunt: Oh.

[what-even-is-thiss]

Uncle: Why should minimum wage-

Me: What year did you start college?

Uncle: 1968?

Me: So if you scale up $1.60 to 2021 dollars that would be $11.94 and the current federal minimum wage is $7.25

Uncle: Bu-

Me: And it seems like from a quick google search the median rent in 1970 was $108 and today that would be $722 but this same chart tells me that the actual median rent in 2020 was $1,100.

Uncle: *confused silence*

[beeperbopper]

I HAVE DONE THIS AND IT WORKS

[brunhiddensmusings]

conservative boomers logic all hinges on the fact that the math they learned in college is about what math we currently teach 12 year olds and theyve proceeded to use none of it for 30 years “when i bought my first house it was only 40K adjusted for inflation” “thats nice, a comparable house today costs 550K”

[sariahsue]

@sketchy-panda​

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