“Mountains rise and fall, and under them the Turtle swims onward. Men live and die, and the Turtle Moves. Empires grow and crumble, and the Turtle Moves. Gods come and go, and still the Turtle Moves.
The Turtle Moves.”
-Terry Pratchett, Small Gods

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"I'm Dorothy Gale from Kansas"
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“Mountains rise and fall, and under them the Turtle swims onward. Men live and die, and the Turtle Moves. Empires grow and crumble, and the Turtle Moves. Gods come and go, and still the Turtle Moves.
The Turtle Moves.”
-Terry Pratchett, Small Gods
I was in a comic book store tossing up between two Captain America comics, when a neck beard came up to me and asked “first comic? no clue obviously” and I instinctually replied “first time speaking to a girl? no clue obviously”
my hobbies
switching between the same three apps for hours
not speaking to anyone for days at a time
listening to the same songs i have been listening to for 20 years
imagining myself in situations that will literally never exist
When people say “recovery”, you typically think of returning to how you were before your illness. But there is no going back. You do not merely recover, but reinvent yourself. You become something completely different from what you were before.
(via ana—mia—recovery)
irish government: what can we for our country?
irish people: just fuck us up!
government:
For 2015, can we use the term “Mary Sue” less and the term “Xander Harris” more? It describes a much more common and much more insufferable phenomenon, especially in sci-fi.
do you ever see a post on your dash that you swear to god you’ve never seen before and yet
I met my wife at a Star Trek convention. She was study abroad from France and spoke little English, and I didn’t know a lick of French. So, for the first few months of our relationship, we communicated by speaking Klingon.
Hear more tales of nerdery in this week’s Pwn Up! (via dorkly)
Okay I’m not even a Star Trek fan but that’s beautiful.
(via tchy)
oh my god thats adorable <3
(via elfypedia)
What movie was #1 at the box office when you were born?
struggling w/ the descision to get/use a mobility aid bc of the stigma doesn’t make you a traitor to the anti-ableism cause. feeling shame doesn’t make you a traitor to the cause. it makes you human. this shit has been drilled so deep in our heads our whole goddamn lives that overcoming internalized ableism is gonna be a long & difficult battle no matter what. there’s no shame in feeling shame
French person: 80 French person: lol blaze it
i just 5 to my knees I laughed so hard
We should close down frats in general.
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Hey, it’s henry aspdhomura and my partner, roe ossifedandrogyne, is a disabled TPoC who needs a name change to deal with severe dysphoria. If you could donate even $5 to [email protected], that’d be a huge help. Thanks!
if you’ve ever struggled to find makeup blogs by ppl who are close to what you actually look like, a very cool person on reddit has compiled a spreadsheet of more than a hundred makeup blogs, arranged by skintone. The spread also includes other useful information such as hair color, eye type (hooded, monolid, etc.), and skin type (dry, oily, acne prone, etc) to hopefully help you find bloggers similar to you so that you can find swatches, recommendations, and/or makeup looks tailored to your needs! :D
(btw, the spreadsheet uses mac shades and other foundation matches but if you don’t have any of these foundation brands, just go to findation and put down whatever brand + shade matches you to find the corresponding shades in mac or other brands)
people aren’t homeless because there’s nowhere for them to live but because it is illegal for them to live in the homes that exist
The other day I had a really good idea for a story:
A high school Shakespeare club angrily splits into two groups when they can’t agree on the correct interpretation of Romeo and Juliet. One group thinks it’s a cautionary tale about the stupidity of youth and shallow lust; the other group think it’s a beautiful tragedy about poisonous hatred conquered by love. Reconciliation seems impossible-
-then a person from one group falls in love with a person from the other
#it would be better if somehow EVERY OTHER SHAKESPEARE WAS HAPPENING AT ONCE#like you got a benedict and beatice b-story#and then somebody see’s their dad’s ghost#and there’s cross-dressing#and three upperclassmen tell macbeth he will be drama club president
oh my god I need this nobody dies but SEVEN PEOPLE ARE EXPELLED
I love the word “fuckboy”. After so many years of constantly hearing “slut”, “skank”, and “whore” mainly used as insults against women, it’s great to have one specialized for men. It’s great that we’re coming together to call out annoying, perverted, irrelevant men by calling them “fuckboys”. I love it. More, please.