What??

[rhysispieces]

my wife is sick and said “i need to kiss you sloppy style” to me so i made this image because it fit so well

[undead-knick-knack]

"average person runs 3 ttrpg a year" factoid actualy just statistical error. average person runs 0 ttrpg a year per year. Brennan Lee Mulligan, who lives in cave & runs over 10,000 each day, is an outlier adn should not have been counted

[elzorton]

Inflict wounds

[gerrykeaybutgirl]

EVERY TMA/TMAGP CHARACTER IS BISEXUAL UNTIL OROVEN OTHERWISE????

[purdd]

“Everyone is bi because we are lazy writers”

[snakeskinass]

We need more Annabelle Cane appreciation.

Everyone loves a girlboss and a gaslighter.

[willcaster]

Third Person when I catch you Third Person.

Third Person when I catch you Third Person!

Third Person when I catch you Third Person!

Third Person when I catch you Third Person!

Third Person when I catch you THIRD PERSON!!!

[were--ralph]

official elon musk hate post reblog to hate like to hate reply to hate

[moosethewriter]

"Death first to vultures and scavengers" is such a hard line I wish that there were scenarios where I could use it in my day to day life without eventually having to explain that the quote was said by a scrawny teenaged(?) nun in response to what is essentially a dick measuring contest run by a bunch of idiots who have no business being unsupervised for that long anyways.

[mosslingg]

im on season 2 and this is what I've gathered so far

[willcaster]

The books would’ve still existed and they would be harder for everyone to identify if Jurgen hadn’t gone around stamping his name on all them. Tragedies have been prevented because someone opened a book, saw the name Jurgen Leitner, and then immediately went “NOPE!”

[willcaster]

Midst

3x9

✨ I feel like I’m going to throw up ✨

[cosmerelists]

Shallan & Adolin play "Fuck, Marry, Kill" (And also Kaladin is there)

Not gonna lie, I could see Adolin & Shallan playing FMK if it, you know, existed. Meanwhile, Kaladin is NOT playing but he sure is unwillingly at the same table in the bar. By thew way, I'll be picking Stormlight characters using my random number generator for this!

1. Teft, Skar, Mraize

Shallan: Well, I'm obviously killing Mraize, marrying Teft, and fucking Skar. Adolin: Yes...definitely killing Mraize. But I think I'm marrying Skar and fucking Teft, not gonna lie. Shallan: Kaladin what about you? Kaladin: I-I told you I'm not playing!

2. Taravangian, Sadeas, Veil

Adolin: ... Adolin: I mean...do I even have to say it? Adolin: Kill Sadeas, obviously, and I guess I marry Veil. Uh... Shallan: So...one hot night with Taravangian then? Kaladin: W-Why are you guys even playing this??

3. Raboniel, Moash, Elhokar

Shallan: Fuck Raboniel, kill Moash, marry Elhokar. Adolin: I can't fuck or marry my cousin, so uh... Adolin: I guess I'm...fucking Moash and marrying Raboniel? Adolin: Not feeling great about this one, I gotta be honest. Shallan: Definitely worked out better for me. Kaladin: I have trauma???

4. Cord, Nale, Jasnah

Adolin: ...Maybe I'll start skipping the ones that contain my actual family members? Shallan: Oh man, killing Nale is easy, but... Shallan: Fuck Jasnah or marry Jasnah... Shallan: ... Kaladin: (Isn't she zoning out for a bit too long?) Adolin: Eh. Shallan: FUCK JASNAH AND MARRY CORD Shallan: Love Jasnah. Think I'd die if I married her. Shallan: Cord seems very stable and loving. Adolin: I support you and these choices. Kaladin: ...I have never understood you two.

5. Sigzil, Kaladin, Moash

Adolin & Shallan (simultaneously): Marry Kaladin. Adolin & Shallan (simultaneously): Fuck Sigzil. Adolin & Shallan (simultaneously): Kill Moash. Kaladin: DID YOU REHEARSE THAT?!

6. Shallan, Lirin, Szeth

Adolin: I get to marry Shallan! :D Adolin: I can't kill Kaladin's dad, so I guess I'm fucking him and then killing Szeth. Kaladin: (Is that better?) Shallan: Well I'm marrying Kaladin's dad--you can call me "Mom" now--and I can't marry him if I'm dead, so I guess I'm killing Szeth and fucking myself. Kaladin: (puts his head in his hands)

7. Amaram, Kadash, Sebarial

Kaladin: KILL AMARAM Kaladin: I'M NOT MARRYING A FUCKING HIGHPRINCE SO I GUESS I'M MARRYING KADASH Kaladin: WHICH MEANS A ONE NIGHT STAND WITH SEBARIAL APPARENTLY Shallan: ... Adolin: ... Kaladin: ... Shallan: W-We're so proud of you! Adolin: All of your choices are valid! Kaladin: CAN WE PLEASE JUST GET BACK TO DRINKING NOW

[chromegnomes]

was told I should post this on tumblr

[bxrkingbxy]

she court on my fey till i flowers

[saintfu]

I imagine that every time Kozma Laszlo enters a room, everybody there has a moment of “Where is that music coming from?"

[emmalovesfitzloved]

LOOSING MY MIND another #SECRET PROJECT #COSMERE

[willcaster]