there's always something more you wish he'd say

Will nottingham. 16. puff. Son of King Richard of Nottingham and sixth year Hufflepuff. I'm a fan of fluffy sweaters, time spent with friends, following the rules, learning to knit scarves, reading mystery novels, fixing typos, and wondering who out of the people I know would live to the end of a slasher flick. Alternatively, that pal people bring along to make sure they don't have too much fun.

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Ruby: Oh, well, the only other suggestion is ask someone to sing you a lullaby or something. That always helped me when I was younger!

Ruby: I thought the monologue was what MADE it creepy lol like it made it super obvious that he was watching her. Idk I just wasn't into that show as much as everyone else seems to be and I'm trying to understand why people like it.

Will: Yeah, I somehow can't see myself asking any of my dorm mates to sing me Rockabye Baby LOL

Will: So did I! But at least the people who didn't get it before almost do now? People like it because they like feeling conflicted; they relate to Joe but they also find his actions horrendous, but they also understand love makes people crazy, and it's just a weird line that the show balances. I don't think it does it well, personally. I think it's inherently too creepy to relate to. But alas.

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Jake: D:

Jake: i'll give them to hagrid! but, theyre so little right now, they need to stay put just in case something happens.

Will: They are little, and fragile. Who's care would they be better in than that of the Care of Magical Creatures professor? Think of what's best for them.

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Blake: You can be a winner by association, best friend benefits :-p

Blake: I know, I know, MK's the grossest :-p That's what happens when SOMEONE WON'T JUST ADMIT THEY LOVE ME, THEY TURN ALL NASTY! lol

Blake: How do you know the garbage wasn't EMPTY OF ALL OTHER STUFF BUT LOBSTER? Don't be such a garbage-discriminator, dude!

Will: PSH don't try to give me second-hand grossness, I'm the least gross boy in the world. Well, maybe anyway. I like to think I'm good competition for it!

Will: EXPLAINS WHY SO MUCH OF THE WORLD IS NASTY :-P But seriously lmao bug MK about that if she's the one who's attention you want so much, it's not like I can do anything about it for you.

Will: Because then it wouldn't be garbage! It would be lobster in a can! By definition, garbage includes garbage!

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Gwen: What can I say? When I'm right I'm right :-p You'll appreciate the humor in it and the character deep dive, just wait. Good :-p You almost give me hope that boys can be smart too lol.

Will: UGH I can't believe I have to start from the Levi-less beginning to get the whole show but since I've been promise I'll enjoy it, I don't mind. What happens if I don't appreciate the humor and character deep dive? Do I get something to compensate for my time :-P HA thank you. I've met a few smart boys in my day, enough to believe it's not just a myth. FAR fewer than smart girls but still.

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Ruby: That can't be too healthy! Have you tried tea? Tea always makes me sleepy, especially when my mom makes it! She puts honey and milk in it and it's always the perfect temperature.

Ruby: How is that even???? What???

Will: I have decidedly tried tea lol. I don't mean to be difficult but I've tried a lot of options to no avail. But your mother's tea sounds delicious! I'm glad you love it.

Will: I don't know! Thankfully in the wake of all this Bundy nonsense, Crownflix realized their story could be romanticized and released a trailer for You without Joe's internal monologue to showcase just how creepy it could be.

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Gwen: He's Zachary Levi! Him being an extra would be a complete and total crime. Yeah, but the beauty of the show is in the characters. It's like Gilmore Girls, just reading a summary is pretty boring, it's the quirks of each person in Star's Hollow that keeps you hooked. As long as you can appreciate that girls are more aesthetically pleasing even if you aren't attracted to them, and generally smarter :-p

Will: I agree but shows have committed complete and total crimes before! It wouldn't be the first time lol. And that's fair - Gilmore Girls IS boring from the descriptions alone, that's why it took so long for me to watch it lol. And no comment on that "even if you aren't attracted to them" part but I know girls are smarter, don't worry LOL. Much, much smarter.

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Blake: Grossing you out, seems like a win!

Blake: BRO I LOVE YOU BUT YOU KNOW IT WOULD MAKE MY DAD'S LIfE IF MK WOULD JUST LIKE... EVEN PRETEND TO BE MY GIRLFRIEND FOR LIKE FIVE MINUTES! I WANNA CAPTURE THE LOOK ON HIS FACE 'CAUSE IT WOULD BE PRICELESS!

Blake: Maybe the garbage was full of lobster, ever think of that?

Will: Well, you're good at it, so you might just be the most winningest winner of all.

Will: STOP, YOU'VE ALREADY GROSSED ME OUT TOO MUCH FOR ONE DAY.

Will: Its still garbage lobster, covered in whatever garbage fluids there are!

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Jake: D:

[long pause]

Jake: oh dear

Jake: uh

Jake: erm. so. guess which dorm has some new roommates? :DDDDDD

Will: I don't know, which dorm are you donating the puffskeins to?

Will: Those should really be handed over to Hagrid, Jake. If you don't, I will.

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Gwen: LOL would you just have assumed he was deep, deep in costume? Started guessing who was a masked man hiding Zachary Levi's face? LOL you need the context, don't be silly! All men are overhyped :-p But I guess he's got pretty eyes as far as dudes go.

Will: I don't know, I feel like I would've started staring at all the extras in the back hoping to find him. And PSH to get context, all I have to do is read a Season 1 summary somewhere online, I'm sure that wouldn't be too difficult. And eh. Agree to disagree.

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Blake: So does this mean I won this round? 😈

Blake: Yeah, right. Can you imagine Noa taking notes? And Mary Kate refuses to admit how amazing I am. Think she's always gonna want to hurt me like this, or will she come to her senses someday?

Blake: Debatable... You haven't spent enough time in detention to be an authority on that.

Will: If winning is making me gag? Then YES :-P

Will: She's Mary Kate, of course she's never going to change her mind when it comes to you lol. But that's okay because the superior branch of the family sees you as amazing as you and that matters, right?

Will: PFFT. You don't have to eat garbage to know that cake tastes better.

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Ruby: Yeah, but like it makes me think about what would happen if I were taken and that's just a really creepy thought and NOW I'M NOT SLEEPING THANKS

Ruby: Oh my gosh I can't watch that either. I got to like episode two and had to turn it off he's just so creepy!

Will: If you were taken, your parents would find you immediately and bail you out. It's not worth thinking about, don't scare yourself! But if you don't sleep, feel free to text me lol. I almost never sleep.

Will: RIGHT?! The fact that some people watch that far and think it's romantic? Makes me sick.

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Kirby: No, but I didn't take her anywhere that wasn't my room and she's not there anymore, so why rule out the forest? There are lots of people who love to go out there and feed the birds! How could losing my best friend be good? She was the first person who was there for me when I didn't have a mom anymore.

Will: Because her ending up outside seems far less likely than she's just somewhere indoors. And I didn't say you'd lose your best friend, maybe just that it'll take a while to find her again, and in that while she'll have loads of stories to tell you! I'm sorry though. I know how important a best friend is and can only imagine how scary it is to lose one. We'll find her, I promise.

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Gwen: He isn't in season 1, so don't get too excited about it! Although I shouldn't have told you, your reaction might have been hilarious going in blind and waiting. I follow this one girl on GraceBook who was watching The Fosters JUST to see Noah Centineo, not realizing that he didn't appear until season 3.

Will: LOL YOU RUINED IT! That could've been hilarious, I would've been playing Where's Waldo with Zachary Levi the entire first season. Now I'm going to start on season 2 :-P Oh that poor girl lmao. At least she wasn't missing out on much. Noah Centineo is so overhyped, I don't get it.

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Blake: Okay, I see your discomfort and I raise you Filch wearing a bumble bee speedo. WOW how rude. True friendship is getting tossed into detention together, Mary Kate does it for Noa all the time!

Blake: Bummer, guess I've gotta come join you in class now. Thanks kind of :-p

Will: THAT'S SO RUDE AND I THINK I ACTIVELY JUST GAGGED A LITTLE BIT I'M SO GLAD I DON'T HAVE A MORE VISUAL IMAGINATION BECAUSE LKASJDDFKJL

Will: True friendship is saving your friend from detention if you can :-P Since you and I are true friendship, Noa and Mary Kate ought to be taking notes from us, not the other way around. Next!

Will: You're entirely welcome :-P Class is better than detention! Remember that!

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Jake: I mean puffskeins usually have their babies out in the forest so im not too worried about hygiene. but i really dont feel good about moving her! she makes all these noises when i try to pick her up

Will: Puffskeins usually give birth in their natural habitat, exactly! Who knows what complications having the babies in strange territory could have? She's probably making noises because it hurts but it'll hurt a lot more if the birth becomes complicated.

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Kirby: How do you KNOW? What if she's in the forest with the other unicorns and we drop her into the lake during her flight back? It's so cold this time of year, she might get pneumoniaed! I usually trust the universe but how can I trust the universe right now when they took my princess pony away from me?

Will: Realistically, how would she have ended up in the forest? Did you take her there? Odds are she's somewhere in the castle and the journey from her to us isn't bound to be that perilous. I know it feels like the universe did something bad but maybe it'll end up being good in the end. You have to have hope for that.

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Jake: ...

Jake: probably but i also dont want to move her! shes pretty far along in her trimester and she could have the babies at any moment!

Will: I'm sorry, but I think you ought to move her! Having babies in our dorm? It's not hygienic, for us or for the mother. What if it exposes her to something and she gets an infection? It's just not safe.