accidentalSideBlog

[williamsideadumps]

There is no reason V2's goofy ass should be tossing up coins like four at once when I have only been shooting a max of two this WHOLE GAME! V2— IT IS NOT THAT DEEP!! 😭

I just hear the stupid coin jingle and take damage five seconds before this bitch comes to curb stomp me.

Anyway, I hid behind a pillar and V2 couldn't find me for a sec and it was so fucking funny— I did die shortly afterwards but that pause before bro got enraged was so goofy

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So finally beat Gabriel on brutal! But holy shit, V2 is so fucking fast

That shit scared the hell out of me— bro came at me like a fnaf jumpscare wth!?!

Bro is really mad about that arm, holy fuck

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Minos prime is one of the first characters to outloud acknowledge that V1 is a creature and in fact alive.

Problem: He's trying to correct that problem by killing you asap.

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I love doomscrolling on the villains wiki. learned V1 is on the villains wiki and the list of crimes is a TREAT to read 🤣

Same with Gabriel's list of crimes

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If fraud is based on a new peace community...

V2 in its natural environment

[minniemillenia]

got inspired and did a really rough sketch based on this

alt under cut

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DRAMATIC LIGHTING!!!!

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Do y'all think a xenomorph would genuinely freak V1 out?

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I do have more photos of Natural V2 but they felt less immersive than the first

V2 in Camouflage

V2's public advertisement

V2.... Uhhhhh

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If fraud is based on a new peace community...

V2 in its natural environment

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Let's give the humans in ultrakill some credit for somehow not making A M— honestly. They committed a lot of war crimes but somehow didn't create the Skynet, AM, or the matrix.

I can only assume this is out of SHEER LUCK because the amount of bullshit they needed to do in order to make ONE EARTHMOVER let alone ALL OF THEM.

[shatteredcellophane]

I know I never post guys but please consider the ship of The Ferryman from Ultrakill and Charon from Supergiant’s Hades

[williamsideadumps]

What if we call it Minimum wage

[minniemillenia]

here’s my human v2 concept!!

[minniemillenia]

my versions of V1 and V2!

might end up bulking V2 up a little bit, and making V1s arm placement a bit better for the Knuckleblaster, and make room for the whiplash, but yea! have some individual HCs under break!

V1

- Will respond to any pronouns

- it’s not a fan of the whole killing off all of hell thing, but it’s will to live is hard programmed in

- despite how small they looks next to V2, they’re actually like, 7’ 6+

- despite the height, this fucker is FAST

- however, it doesn’t hate hell entirely. it’s intrigued by the fact that hell seems to like it so much

- does not have a plan what it’s going to do when hell runs out of blood

- has a convoluted relationship with humans. he has respect for them, as they made him, but also dislikes how they made him lust for blood like they did

- i am both a v4v and gabv1el shipper, got some lore for how it works if anyone is interested

V2

- the knuckleblaster was modified. originally it was meant to shoot out puffs of air, more so meant to knock people down as a de-escalation strategy

- due to she was made with the express purpose of protecting humans, greatly prefers to get her blood from machines than things of human origin, but will attack if she is first

- as a peacekeeping robot, they greatly prefer de-escalation before violence. the major exception is when they need blood- or if they see v1. I have no explanation for this.

- she has a much better feeling about humans, and generally misses humanity. this could be tied to her complicated relationship with V1.

- if they survived passed greed, they’d do okay in Wrath and Heresy, but would have a much tougher time in violence and fraud, both of these because of their origins being from the New-Peace

- the whiplash is a bit wonky, and a bit uneven, but generally good all things considered

- in the last fight with her, by the time she was escaping, major devices like her stabilizer were already broken. there was no escape for her.

anywag might make more posts like these! i love the robots!

[williamsideadumps]

Giving laptop to a electronic shop to get it fixed

Cons: can't play ultrakill till I get it back 😔🥺

Pros: Will be able to play ultrakill faster when I get it back 💥💥

[williamsideadumps]

STATUS UPDATE:

MACHINE ID: V1

TO: Self

SUBJECT: Irrelevant data

>>>>>

The people have become strange

So has the war

When did we go to war with hell?

I'm not sure

It must be why I'm here

It must be why I woke

I don't know who I'm fighting

And I don't who I'm fighting for

It doesn't matter

What must be done

Must be done

No matter the lands

I must move

Move

Move

Move

I must return to my station

I have completed my task

I am done

I should be done

Yet there was only deeper to go

>>>>

status update:

MACHINE ID: V1

TO: Self

SUBJECT: Revelation

>>>>>

I was there

In the world meant for me

Ashes upon ashes

Bodies broken under the wheel

Choir of artillery

a hell meant for me

From it I have learned

From it I have seen

The world that I missed

And the world that I missed

In dread visceral

I realize now

The Game of life has died

Its hooves coated in sand

Its skull bleached

Its body without vultures

I am a worm gnawing on bone

Soldier in a war eternal

For no country

For no city

For no one but myself

I am alone

In a hell meant for me

And I cannot stop moving

I must move

Move

Move

Move

To where the rot is still fresh

To where death won't find me

To the hell meant for me

>>>>

[williamsideadumps]

The Earthmover having a somewhat empty city is even more malicious when you realize there are people still on the ground.

There's a chance the husks are just in the buildings, but if the buildings are just empty with all the lights on then that's a horrible trap to anyone below.

Like imagine you died during the war, you wake up here, and you see your safe haven walking away from you— and attempting to follow it either gets you crushed by it or it sees you and shoots you into oblivion.

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So like... when the flashlight turns on during 7-3 do y'all think it was like the chest lights?

Is V1 just turning their brights on??? Does V1 light up like car headlights?? Does bro have high beams??

Or is the light from on the head and bro had a spotlight function in their cam??

Is this high beams or flashmode??

[williamsideadumps]

Someone said camera light and so like... Does that imply that bro just looks like those small animals when you shine a light at them?? That is terrifying and fitting...

[williamsideadumps]

So like... when the flashlight turns on during 7-3 do y'all think it was like the chest lights?

Is V1 just turning their brights on??? Does V1 light up like car headlights?? Does bro have high beams??

Or is the light from on the head and bro had a spotlight function in their cam??

Is this high beams or flashmode??