Hall of Fame

Willie Aldridge, 15, pretty frickin' awesome if you ask me.

[tate-williams]

Guess who's rare Beatles Album came in the mail today?

[willie-aldridge]

You don’t sound so sure about this. Are you having doubts Willie? Don’t have doubts on me.

Doubts? No. No way.

[rj-bellamy-blog]

I'm really, really tired.

[willie-aldridge]

Still not appealing? Do I need to cuddle you for science?

It still sounds like it's for cats, is all.

[rj-bellamy-blog]

I'm really, really tired.

[willie-aldridge]

Uh, no.

[rj-bellamy-blog]

That explains everything. Cuddling isn’t just for girls and cats. It’s for anyone who likes being warm and comfortable and using another person as a pillow.

[willie-aldridge]

Oh.

[tate-williams]

Guess who's rare Beatles Album came in the mail today?

[willie-aldridge]

Dude. Seriously?! We’re gonna have to change that.

Really? OK..

[rj-bellamy-blog]

I'm really, really tired.

[willie-aldridge]

Yeah, cuddle. Got something against cuddling?

Cuddling is for.. Like. Girls. And cats.

[rj-bellamy-blog]

Have you ever been cuddled?

[willie-aldridge]

Uh, no.

[willie-aldridge]

I successfully did not get lost today.

[tate-williams]

Guess who's rare Beatles Album came in the mail today?

[willie-aldridge]

Uh, yeah. Don’t tell me you’ve never heard anything on vinyl before?

Nope..?

[tate-williams]

Guess who's rare Beatles Album came in the mail today?

[willie-aldridge]

You, my friend, are correct. And the way it pops and cracks on the record player is just divine. It’s the definition of eargasm.

Oh. Cool. Records pop and crack?

[rj-bellamy-blog]

I'm really, really tired.

[willie-aldridge]

Yeah, cuddle. Got something against cuddling?

Cuddling is for.. Like. Girls. And cats.

[rj-bellamy-blog]

I'm really, really tired.

Like… it’s not even a little bit fun. Someone cuddle me to sleep.

[willie-aldridge]

Cuddle?

[tate-williams]

Guess who's rare Beatles Album came in the mail today?

[willie-aldridge]

Uh.. Yours?

[willie-aldridge]

… Sure. Yeah. But like, imagine all the colors of a peach?

Yeah.. But it's still, y'know, got pink in it.

[willie-aldridge]

Wow, um.. A haircut? But I like my hair. I mean, I don’t think it’s that bad.. Is it that bad?

[sasha-fedorov-deactivated201511]

I think you’ll need hair with more personality if you’re going to stand out. Also, maybe do your eyebrows? I could see you wearing peach tones really well, too, by the way.

[willie-aldridge]

Peach tones? Isn't that, uh, pink?

[willie-aldridge]

It’s cool, yeah, so you’re doing it? That’s cool.

[sasha-fedorov-deactivated201511]

So cool. I’m already working on my outfit, and I have plans for my hair. No offense, but you could probably use a haircut or something? You need, like, an image to work with. I’m planning out everything.

[willie-aldridge]

Wow, um.. A haircut? But I like my hair. I mean, I don't think it's that bad.. Is it that bad?

[willie-aldridge]

A.. Dude pageant? This is legit. I mean, cool. I mean, whatever.

[sasha-fedorov-deactivated201511]

Whatever? Are you even really serious right now?

… I’m so excited!

[willie-aldridge]

It's cool, yeah, so you're doing it? That's cool.

[willie-aldridge]

Um.. Yeah, I did.

[tallulahgosh-blog]

Perfect. Have you figured out your talent, yet?

[willie-aldridge]

I'm still thinking about that, actually.

[willie-aldridge]

A.. Dude pageant? This is legit. I mean, cool. I mean, whatever.

[tallulahgosh-blog]

Yes, a “dude” pageant. It’s an annual charity event here at King. We like to keep things interesting. Have you signed up, yet?

[willie-aldridge]

Um.. Yeah, I did.