"Wumpa Cheeks is the name, sour juice is my game!"

!!! NO LONGER ACTIVE, NOW AN ARCHIVE !!! "Why hello... say, didn't I just meet you a minute ago?" {{ Independent blog for Willie Wumpa Cheeks }}

[willie-wumpa-cheeks]

So uh... I'm probably not going to be doing much on this blog anymore. I'm still not really satisfied with my portrayal and honestly there's really nothing for me to actually do now. I'm not deleting it or anything but there's more than likely not going to be new activity for a long time.

As much as I enjoy doing it, RP just doesn't seem to work out for me anymore, and it hasn't for years now. I don't know if my portrayals simply aren't intriguing, my muses are too obscure, or it has more to do with me personally, but it has failed so many times that all I can do is just accept that I'm no longer cut out for it.

This is nothing new, all my RP blogs die pretty quickly, and this one is not the longest I've had one active, but it may be the first one I'll leave intact.

I'm sorry if anyone was ever interested in doing anything, but it's finally time I just accept my failures and move on to something else, as there's no point in trying to maintain a dead blog when there's just nothing going on.

[naughtyandnicerpmemes]

Reblog this if you roleplay or are willing to roleplay on Discord

[ingloriousmemes]

Tell my muse how you'd fuck them. Tell them your fantasies. Make them horny, flustered--make them need you.

[willie-wumpa-cheeks]

Ripto or Pasadena!

“...”

[willie-wumpa-cheeks]

Pasadena or Tawna?

“Isn’t there like, more than one ‘Tawna’ now?”

“Regardless of which one, I at least know O’Possum doesn’t hate me...”

“...as far as I know.”

[otaku-guild-blog]

Anon or not, make me choose between:

[poirot]

Show: _______ or ________ ?

Character: ________ or _________ ?

Pairing: _________ or _________ ?

Anything: ________ or _________ ?

[cattywh0mpus]

Do it

[willie-wumpa-cheeks]

How about Von Clutch?

{{ Back then Willie respected and even liked Von Clutch, but over time his overall opinion of him soured and Willie now despises Von Clutch with every ounce of his being }}

[willie-wumpa-cheeks]

Tell us... About Willie and Pasadena! Any relationship between 'em?

{{ Due to recent crackship-related reasons, yes, yes there is... but they won’t admit it and there is sometimes a bit of ‘tension’ between them if they’re in the same room for too long :y }}

[rppanda]

Ask the Mun anything you’ve wanted to know about their character. They MUST answer!

[willie-wumpa-cheeks]

{ X }

“Close enough, buddy.”

[saurian-sorcerer]

“… Is it true that Disney’s lookin’ to purchase Von Clutch’s Motorworld, or is that just crazy conspiracy theories from the internet?”

@willie-wumpa-cheeks​

[willie-wumpa-cheeks]

“The old fool would rather die than let that happen.”

“He’d say many times,”

“Ze dummkopfs can have it vonce I am dead,”

“but zey vould have to pry it from mein cold, mechanical hands!”

[saurian-sorcerer]

Ripto could not help but to crack up at the imitation.

“You know, I’m actually picking up certain words of germen thanks to you?”

[willie-wumpa-cheeks]

“Oh, I can teach you SO many things I’ve heard him say.”

“Of course, it’d have to be during downtime, since I could probably get fired if they hear me say any of them on the clock.”

[saurian-sorcerer]

“Du bist meine köstliche Passionsfrucht.“

[willie-wumpa-cheeks]

O H .

“Wh-Where did you ever hear something like THAT?”

...

“You didn’t hear that from HIM, did you...?”

[saurian-sorcerer]

“… Is it true that Disney’s lookin’ to purchase Von Clutch’s Motorworld, or is that just crazy conspiracy theories from the internet?”

@willie-wumpa-cheeks​

[willie-wumpa-cheeks]

“The old fool would rather die than let that happen.”

“He’d say many times,”

“Ze dummkopfs can have it vonce I am dead,”

“but zey vould have to pry it from mein cold, mechanical hands!”

[saurian-sorcerer]

Ripto could not help but to crack up at the imitation.

“You know, I’m actually picking up certain words of germen thanks to you?”

[willie-wumpa-cheeks]

“Oh, I can teach you SO many things I’ve heard him say.”

“Of course, it’d have to be during downtime, since I could probably get fired if they hear me say any of them on the clock.”

[saurian-sorcerer]

“… Is it true that Disney’s lookin’ to purchase Von Clutch’s Motorworld, or is that just crazy conspiracy theories from the internet?”

@willie-wumpa-cheeks​

[willie-wumpa-cheeks]

“The old fool would rather die than let that happen.”

“He’d say many times,”

“Ze dummkopfs can have it vonce I am dead,”

“but zey vould have to pry it from mein cold, mechanical hands!”

[saurian-sorcerer]

Like/Reblog for a quick starter?

[saurian-sorcerer]

@willie-wumpa-cheeks​

[willie-wumpa-cheeks]

“I have literally NEVER stepped a foot in Florida.”

[saurian-sorcerer]

“What did you do?”

[willie-wumpa-cheeks]

“I DON’T KNOW!”

[saurian-sorcerer]

@willie-wumpa-cheeks​

[willie-wumpa-cheeks]

“I have literally NEVER stepped a foot in Florida.”

[willie-wumpa-cheeks]

💬 Rumour has it that you have a critical purple deficiency despite being what you are.

“...a what now?”