Will's Facts 2.0

I'm the 33 year old Will. Crazy animal dad, TN warrior and also, protector of the woodland realms.

[powerfulwizard]

[ecologiadigital]

Remember when that cop pepper-sprayed students in 2011? UC Davis paid $175K to scrub it from the internet’s memory https://t.co/5prbgrx1WL

— Xeni (@xeni) April 14, 2016

[daggers-drawn]

Nice try fuckers.

[steeleman]

$175K wasted with every reblog.

Let’s sure they DON’T get their money’s worth.

[biff-donderglutes]

This was torture.

[pinkcheesegreenghost-deactivate]

Let us not forget that  Lt. John Pike was awarded $38,000 in worker’s compensation benefits, to compensate for his alleged psychological disability, and also retained his retirement.

[earthdad]

*something bad happens to me*

me, through gritted teeth: Sasuke…..

[fiti-vation]

[pyramidslayer]

hey i have a favor to ask from astronomers, can y'all put little krakens on the edges of maps of the observable universe to denote that we don't know what's past that

[bitch-of-a-living]

me logging into Tumblr rn:

[mysharona1987]

[adult-sasuke]

that post was right i wouldn’t have a sense of humor without spongebob. its still some of the goddamn funniest shit i’ve ever seen. spongebob almost dying because he’s too polite to ask for a glass of water at sandy’s house. mr. krabs and spongebob killing the health inspector. smittywerbenjagermenjensen. “I was born with glass bones and paper skin. every morning I break my legs. and every afternoon I break my arms.” the perfume department on the flying dutchman’s boat. that time spongebob cleared his mind to be a fine dining waiter and forgot his own name because that’s how customer service just BE. the ugly barnacle that was so ugly everyone DIED. the END. the one where squidward buys a pie but it’s actually a bomb. and the MUSICAL numbers like??? the fun song. the christmas song. tony award winning song “this grill is not a grill”. the entire band geeks episode like…this is all from the top of my head!!!!! just from the top of my head!!! there’s so much more!!! thank god for stephen and all the laughs i’ve had because of him.

[pissvortex]

me watching people have fun with pokemon let’s go but not wanting to spend $60

[pissvortex]

[pissvortex]

me: it’s not worth it. it;s not worth $60. in no world is the funny cartoon animal game worth $60

venasaur: *hopping around like a little frog*

me:

[robotbipboup]

[frogginbloggin]

lad in a hat!!!!!!!!!!!

[littlestcrouton]

@questionable-necromancy

[orb420-deactivated20201015]

man i wanna be a frog with a little wizard hat on

[catscenter]

[indexcard]

have you guys seen this site where you can craft your own emojis out of other emoji bits (within reason)

[existentialterror]

I call this one BE NOT AFRAID

[willofthemoon]

[whitepeopletwitter]

[browsedankmemes]

[acakewalkofcrocodiles]

[grubsludge]

if your female character doesn’t look like she has lived the life she leads and you can’t get a sense for her actual personality by looking at her because you’re too focused on making her pretty and perfect and palatable it’s bad character design and you should feel bad