So this is happening...

Class: warlock Subclass Voidwalker, a shy exo warlock trying to socialize. //This is a side blog my main account is mx-octopi. sorry for any misspellings and grammar I'm still trying to figure out how to work with this.

[a-gremlin-with-art]

Ghaul: so I kicked a guardian off the side of a ship two days ago and they sent me a text that said “I lived bitch”

[smorrzys-corner-deactivated2018]

Get rekt, Rahool.

[kiewika]

Okay am I the only one who gets maybe slightly concerned when you grab heavy ammo and shaxx just chuckles evilly

[therealbadasshere-deactivated20]

Cayde’s gift is perfect!!!

[dangerworms]

I wish Bungie would make an emote where your guardian just lays face down, depressed. Cause I would use it all the time. Just like, in the middle of the Tower.

[thebadasselara-deactivated20181]

Horny Exos

Got into a fight with a Cabal yesterday. I had knocked his helmet off and he went into a fit of rage.

He ran straight at, threw me off completely because I was not expecting it, and went to head butt me.

I have never been more scared of losing my horn as I was in that moment. Cabal are steardy bastards and if anything was going to bend or dent my horn it would be a Cabal.

Thankfully he rebounded and knocked himself out. Stupid.

Never headbutt an Exo with a protruding head piece.

Horns? Horns are the best. From now on I’m going to launch myself off of my sparrow and ram enemies with my head.

I will be an unstoppable Javelin of doom.

[my-hand-in-your-pocket]

how to deal with gunslingers

[nutshaxx]

This whole "calus is in love with the guardian" just seems so hilarious to me. Mainly because all I can imagine is the Guardian finding out and, during battle, purposely using awkward flirting techniques to win the battle. 

Being shot at with the laser? Oh no, I’ve fallen and I’m lying in a smexy pose please don’t kill me Mr. Calus sir. Getting overwhelmed with enemies? Just throw in a loud groan or moan that’ll work. In the bathing pools getting messed with a bather? Drench your armor.

Ghost is probably highly disturbed, confused, and annoyed because his Guardian is currently lying on the floor with a soaked white armor piece and getting easy loot.

[therealbadasshere-deactivated20]

[spartanlocke]

Words cannot articulate what this makes me feels so I’m gonna let the tags speak for me (but not all of them):

[jacket-the-jacket]

XD @a-girl-and-a-bunch-more

@cayde-6-imagines

[cayde-6-imagines]

Holy shit.

[cbtcbtcbtcbtcbt-deactivated2021]

oh no

[kavaki-deactivated20190106]

This video now has meaning

https://kavaki.tumblr.com/post/167796846507/ghost-all-i-ask-is-you-return-to-my-loving

[destiny-nessa-7]

UM.

[willow-4]

Calus no

[slumberblues]

Little Guardian Things

Going to the Simulant Past for picnics.

[myssthyss]

Who knew that the Eater of Worlds’ mouth played music?!

[dngrs-untld-hrshps-unnmbrd]

That one Warlock who doesn’t have the emote or thinks this is just Ridiculous, I love them

[thecrimsonwarlock]

//im crying at this

[willow-4]

Sagira: I can show you the vex~!

Guardian: Give me my Ghost back this instant

[willow-4]

Hello?

Names Willow, thought it was time to reach out to others. Maybe make a few friends? Forgive me I’m not use to talking to others…

[zee-2-is-a-titan]

Hi! Fellow exo!

[willow-4]

It's nice to meet you!

//ahh I accidentally replied with my main account.

[slumberblues]

It says a lot about Guardians that the moment the Vanguard left they easily adopted Hawthorne as their new leader.

1st lesson: Guardians are literally children and need a mom

2nd lesson: Osiris was right and Guardians will blindly follow an authority figure.

3rd lesson: time to go rogue motherfuckers.

[taken-guardian]

Solar | Arc | Void

[dngrs-untld-hrshps-unnmbrd]

There has to be That One Guardian that made a hive Wizard-inspired dressing gown. There has to be. Worm-maid blankets because guardians are the weirdest creatures to have ever lived

Oh yes Nonny! A long flowy dressing gown with bones and teeth that they’ve sewn themselves. They’ve got a sleeping cap, too, and its shaped like a Hive Wizard head and they lurk innocently in dark hallways late at night scaring the bejeesus out of Guardians who have got up to get a glass of water.

“OH FOR TRAVELER’S SAKE, YOU SCARED THE LIGHT OUT OF ME.”

Hive-Guardian: *cackle-screms*

(this sounds like what one of @slumberblues‘ Guardians would do for sure)

[willow-4]

You know I was really excited about finding a book in Caydes stash. I just had to take a peak you know? It must have been important if he Kept it this long. I was wrong. Yet I'm not even suprised by this? I should turn this in before Penny sees it.