going full stupid tonight

if u followed for my art im so sorry all i do is post about how much i love my fiancee

[notahorseindisguise]

im glad everyone finds me punching books into my dick as funny as i do . i dont think ive ever told this story before. i of course did this on the desk in my room ..with another piece of paper under my dick so i dont get penis on the table either

[notahorseindisguise]

ALSO..some more masturbation facts about me. theres a nonsexual scene in a book where a kid gets spanked for some reason. it was set in like the 40s and he was in a boarding school i forget. but i think i either misread the scene . or maybr the author actually did write this and theyre just fucking weird. and i thought the protag got hit (with like a ruler or something). on the penis instead of on the arse. and i remember my 11 year old brain being like. i wonder why i think that would feel good.

and so my first ever "experiment" with masturbation was. slapping my dick with a ruler. and when that felt good. my first ever way of masturbating was. stacking heavy books on my penis. and then hitting the top book. so that the force was distributed down the series of books. into my penis. and of COURSE it didnt work i was punching books into my dick but it laid a strong foundation for a great gooning career . hey everyone PLEASE pretend you didnt read this post

[notahorseindisguise]

[smoqueen-deactivated20251108]

Livin la penis smoka

[redtsundere-pngs]

silly fishy

[popbubblepngs]

baby lego hotdog

[corrya]

I think about this like once a day

[wastrelwoods]

been sort of obsessively combing through articles and websites and resources about top surgery and recovery more and more as I gear up to My Big Day and while I hate to report I may have gotten through most of the scientifically rigorous and reputable sites I am at least, now, stumbling over some of the funnier AI generated slop images i've ever seen in my quest for Patient Information

[brawltogethernow]

They missed. 😔

[cosmicretreat]

[itsexclusive]

[tiktoksthataregood-ish]

[tiktoksthataregood-ish]

[beemovieerotica]

[bananatwinky]

[draconym]

[draconym]

great work everyone hit the bathhouse

[chicken-delight]

i have tested positive for tzatziki

[avidcollectorofdust]

Really glad predictive text exists. Should i bring my own parking lot

[zmpl]

before we start posting that july is gay wrath month let’s consider that july is disability pride month first and foremost. the “be gay do crimes” memes can wait

[zmpl]

before this post breaches containment and people start going “why not both hehehe” i want you to seriously consider the very long history of disabled people’s existence being pushed aside and/or seen as secondary. i promise you it’s not going to hurt to hold onto the memes and give disabled people space for visibility and celebration.

i say this as a disabled trans person whose trans identity is made front-and-center to the (mainly cis) people who know i’m trans but my identity as a disabled person is brushed off by the very same people.