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(that was the problem) continuation of this
happy pride month (continuation here)
blep
@gaysails how dare you be funnier than my post
slamming the big red button on my desk labeled "bweh" over and over again to no discernible effect
cursed items are kinda awesome
you can’t let it take over you. you can’t.
has anyone else noticed that cursed items are kinda awesomee ive been thingking theyre kinda awesom recently
so this knight came to my wizard's tower one day and asked me to cast a spell that would allow him to take his beloved princess' hand in marriage. pretty typical this kind of wish, and i had just the spell. a combo of "turn person into a royal" and "transform appearance to match romantic ideal", easy. he paid handsomely for it too, so how can i says no?
turns out his princess is a lesbian and nobody knew, so when i cast the spell it made him into a beautiful princess. she asked for a refund right away and begged me (cryin', held me at swordpoint) to turn her back, but i says to her, i says, "The die has already been cast, and your fate is now sealed!" which is my way of sayin' "no refunds".
turns out, bein' a princess weren't so bad for her and she was able to take her sweet and beloved princess' hand in marriage. seems like everything worked out.
but then, surprise of my life, they both show up to my tower and my spell was undone. some dark sorcerer shithead (some kinda sketchy royal adviser who wanted to usurp the throne, a million like 'im) had removed my enchantments and turned our princess back into a knight. but she didn't want to be a man no more and asked me to redo the spell. gladly i changed her back in exchange for fuckin' up this sorcerer shmuck, (could be a threat to my business, you see) gave 'er an enchanted sword an everything. to my shock, the other princess takes the sword and vows to get this guy for me.
now i got all this guy's magic shit and good graces for life with the queens of the land, plus the best advertisement money can't buy. "yes, i am in fact That wizard from the story of the princess knight!" classic.
anyway, all that to say, no i ain't changin' yous back. you'll be mommy's pretty little maid and you'll like it.
Oh dear.
Music make you lose control
Music make you lose control
this one really hit it off last time
princesses are a sort of pocket pussy when u really get down to it
likes = endorsement so i think someones lying
these reblogs are clearly made by advisors that run the social media of these princesses, no way to type with arms and legs pinned back like that
you have a wicked and twisted heart
⬆️ the most pocket pussyable here btw
Come and See Him
Post cunt
im posting as fast as i can. and dont call me that
the weight this image holds
happy pride month everybody
bored as fuck wishing there was a hero i could torment for my own amusement then throw away like theyre nothing
i will defeat you.