Oh Hey There

☁️ 🪻29 | she/they | ace/demi | USA 🪻 ☁️ 🍀 welcome to my gremlin cave 🍀

[sycamorality]

oh no i will lose my !

[witchmarsh]

Romance option?? (no)

Wishlist Witchmarsh on Steam now!

[swagvo1d]

[dionysiaproductions]

Mr. Darcy is devastatingly cute in his coat

This has been the most rewarding use of a Sunday afternoon.

When inspiration says, "let's make something silly," yes and that impulse.

[the-haiku-bot]

When inspiration

says, “let’s make something silly,”

yes and that impulse.

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

[teaboot]

I hate you Ozempic craze I hate you 'heroin chic' I hate you weight loss ads on public radio I hate Burn Fat Fast ads every thirty seconds I hate you I hate you I hate you

[teaboot]

I grew up before the term 'thigh gap' was invented I grew up before 'hip dip' was invented I was born before 'muffin top' was a thing before 'clean girl look' was a thing before 'glass skin' was a thing before razoring off peach fuzz was a thing and I'm so so so fucking tired of us inventing new concepts purely for the purpose of convincing people to hate their own bodies enough to buy products

[teaboot]

Last time Tuberculosis ran through the USA a small number of people got it on purpose to look skinny and waifish and delicate and used makeup to look flushed and bony and when the Victorians figured out tapeworms people would infect themselves on purpose to starve themselves smaller and women and now in the year of our lord 2026 there is a noticeable fraction of the USAmerican population genuinely thrilled about a treatment-resistant microbial parasite that makes you shit and vomit your brains out for a month because side effects include weight loss and STILL we talk about being skinny like it's the natural default setting for all healthy people as if it's a self-sustaining standard and not an imaginary goal that we are constantly constantly constantly beating ourselves with a whip to acheive

[depsidase]

[anxietyproblem]

[dankmemeuniversity]

[iamoutofideas]

[hotvampireadjacent]

[puncertainty]

a leap of faith !

[sodor-memetime]

[anxietyproblem]

[ismenes]

you know those studies showing that cursing helps with pain tolerance or whatever. that’s how i feel about making my weird little noises to get through my basic daily activities. sometimes you just have to go hggblaaaah for a minute so you can find the strength within yourself to get up or wash the dishes or send an email. mmmnneh. urgh. the torments are unending but you can always make some little sounds about it.

[redstonedust]

some people like to get mad at disability benefits because they think its unfair people who dont work get a payout from the government while they have to work 50 hours at the human suffering factory every week. but if you tell them "yeah that sucks i think you should also get a universal allowance and not have to work 50 hours at the human suffering factory every week" thats apparently the wrong answer.

[voidcreations]

Look at my birthday cake...

[anxietyproblem]

[cosmichorrorbarbie]

everyone be niceys to him or she’ll blow this whole antarctica up