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Jonny: Do you ever say and do stupid sh*t Jon? Not out of spite or anger or for laughs; just because you're you? Jon: I think inherent...

"wasted potential is detrimental to the soul but at least I got an Ethiopian girl's number"

The last thing someone wants to be is the bad guy in their own narrative. No one wakes up and is like "time to damn mankind all the hell ...

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Check out my blog :D

https://gentrifiedcornbread.blogspot.com/2019/05/no-small-talk.html

willsashayforcornbread

Check out my blog :D

https://gentrifiedcornbread.blogspot.com/2019/05/no-small-talk.html

salmonpynk

“What’s your favorite album?”

sodomymcscurvylegs

Me, realizing that Hillary is the obvious best candidate for presidency of the two, but also realizing that she’s not the person I ideally want in office and that American elections are a sham of corporate greed and the funny memes only cover up how frustrated we all are:

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you could vote Gary Johnson or Jill Stein…

sodomymcscurvylegs

Me, remembering that voting third party is a complete waste of a vote and that not voting for Hillary can give Trump a very real chance at winning the White House, and Jill Stein has zero probably of winning and that Gary Johnson is a Libertarian:

anthonybourdainpartsunknown

how does he produce full movies in three mins?? give him his oscar already

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makingourlivesworthit

mtv

greggaraki

By the time she was two, Matilda had learned what most people learn in their early thirties: how to take care of herself.

Matilda | 1996 | dir. Danny DeVito

vethox

Look at your wrist, see the blueish veins? The blood flowing through them contains hemoglobin, a protein that has four iron atoms incorporated into its structure. Iron is only naturally produced in one place, it can only be forged in the core of dying stars.

Every time you look at your veins, remember that you are built from, and kept alive by, pieces of stardust.