hockey trash™

[ohmymarner]

but seriously i love sydney

[itsagifnotagif]

YOU WOULD NOT BELIEVE YOUR TITS

If I actually gave two shits

[hail-to-the-goalies]

who let Leon Draisaitl be that hot

[justjames]

you would not believe your eyes if 10 million snake eyes lit up the world as I fell asleep

[traviszajac]

please enjoy this video of cody glass moonwalking in skates

[whitelinesandversace]

This is the highlight of my Wendy’s career

[blake-wheelers]

[andrewbelami]

[stamkos]

It’s OK, you’re new.

[alacerlucifer]

[electricbreeze]

Schrödinger’s boys

[klubbhead]

FUCK

[alphahoennomega]

What about cracking open a cold milkshake

[crystalsoulslayer]

As we all know, the milkshake brings the boys to the yard. The presence of the boys is a prerequisite for the cracking open of a cold one, but cold ones do not have any inherent boy-attracting abilities. Milkshakes, however, do. All else being equal, the boys would proceed to the milkshake yard. While it is possible to announce the presence of cold ones in the hope of attracting some boys, the pull of the milkshake is much more powerful by comparison.

[6qubed]

mind you, all of this nonsense hinges on whether or not the boys are back in town

[radondoran]

Visit Original Link

[prospit-dreemurr]

MOTHER OF GOD

[t-temmy]

ARE YOU FUCKIN

[enoshiitma-deactivated20141017]

OH GOD ITS BACK

[thesylverlining]

DEAR GOD THIS IS ONE OF MY FAVORITE TUMBLR POSTS IN EXISTENCE.

YOU THINK JUST THE NOISE IS FUNNY AND FITS WITH THE GIF REALLY WELL

BUT THEN

THEN

THE LYRICS START

seriously i have almost crashed my car into a telephone pole, becuase I suddenly thought of this post and started laughing uncontrollably

[fauxfable]

so my dad went boating and he sent me this video…😂

[teainawineglass]

OHHHHHMYGOD GIVE THIS MORE NOTES

[belovedsheith]

it’s 4 seconds just uNMUTE IT AND LISTEN

[hfleury]

Vegas Golden Knights Full Roster

Colorado Avalanche: Calvin Pickard, Goalie Vancouver Canucks: Luca Sbisa, Defense Arizona Coyotes: Teemu Pulkkinen, Forward New Jersey Devils: Jon Merrill, Defense Buffalo Sabers: William Carrier, Forward (along with a 2017 6th round draft pick) Detroit Red Wings: Tomas Nosek, Forward Dallas Stars: Cody Eakin, Forward Florida Panthers: Jonathan Marchessault, Forward  (along with Riley Smith, F and a 2018 4th round draft pick) Los Angles Kings: Brayden McNabb, Defense  Carolina Hurricanes: Connor Brickley, Forward (along with a 2017 5th round pick) Winnipeg Jets: Chris Thorburn, Forwards Philidelphia Flyers: Pierre-Edouard Bellemare, Forward Tampa Bay Lightning: Jason Garrison, Defense (along with Nikita Gusev, F, a 2017 2nd round draft pick, and a 2018 4th round draft pick) New York Islanders: J.F. Berube, Goaltender (along with two other players, a 2017 draft pick, and a 2018 pick) Nashville Predators: James Neal, Forward Calgary Flames: Deryk Engelland, Defense Toronto Maple Leafs: Brendan Leipsic, Forward Boston Bruins: Colin Miller, Defense Ottawa Senators: Marc Methot, Defense San Jose Sharks: David Schlemko, Defense St. Louis Blues: David Perron, Forward New York Rangers: Oscar Lindberg, Forward Edmonton Oilers: Griffin Reinhart, Defense Montreal Canadiens: Alexei Emelin, Defense Anahiem Ducks: Clayton Stoner, Defense (along with Shea Theodore, F) Minosota Wild: Erik Haula, Forward (along with Alex Tuc in exchange for a 2017 or 2018 pick) Colombus Blue Jackets: William Karlsson, Forward (along with David Clarkson F, a 2017 1st round pick, and 2019 3rd round pick) Chicago Blackhawks: Trevor van Riensdyk, Defense Pittsburgh Penguins: Marc-Andre Fleury, Goaltender (along with a 2020 2nd round pick) Washington Capitals: Nate Schmidt, Defense

[klarolinedrabbles]

nobody f ucking talk to me for 29 days

[nerfdva]

now my heart is beating like the saddest metronome

[crosbyandtoews]

me when Vegas takes Fleury even though we’ve all been expecting from the start

[hail-to-the-goalies]

all home openers for the 2017-2018 season