Will you be my Tinderfella?

I'll be posting my classic tinder convos here. Keep on tindering! <3

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Poems and haikus

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Copy and paste is a new thing, apparently.

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Chisel you in

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Connect Four. Needless to say... i won

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Locked and loaded.... #lovestick #tinder #tinderfella #loaded #readytoblow

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FUCK YES HOLY SHIT IM SO EXCITED, I NEARLY EJACULATED IN MY PANTS

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And the winner for best conversation starter ever goes to....

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Archeologist

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Hey my Tuesdays wife got deported so you're in!

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I've offered to have sex with you, you have until the end of the day to decide whether or not you want to :)

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What do you want to do with me? Sexuallllllllllly.