most functional guy ever with no problems

they/them // art account: @wiltinnn

[anticurses]

literally what is up with this

[bloodclotbitch]

[byjove]

ages 0-7: slowly gain sentience

ages 7-12: be an ‘old soul’

ages 12-16: allow the darkness to consume you

ages 16-19: be a kid for the first time ever

ages 19-30: develop dad lore

ages 30-35: court a beautiful lady

ages 35-40: get married, start a family

ages 40-55: promise to clean out the gutters and never do it again

ages 55-60: allow the darkness to consume you once more

ages 60-75: swinger cruises with your beautiful wife

ages 75-86: be an eccentric grandfather

age 86: mysteriously disappear

[garbageknight29003]

[[ SEEK A WAY OUT ]]

a love letter to the ds version of 999 <3

higher quality still under cut

[bisexualityjunkie]

[zeelatunes]

[auuwmk]

it's not my fault

[lost7sages]

tuscan mom lotus... do you guys see the vision

[cirquecarte]

just me 🙋‍♂️ and the 9️⃣ guys 😒 i'm stuck with ⁉️ for 9️⃣ hours ⏰️ and we might have to go through 9️⃣ doors 🤔💭🚪

[izzibeeb]

the worst part of a bad TV show, which I always forget until it happens, is that right before it gets really bad it often hits this peak where it seems like it’s getting REALLY GOOD. and you start to think maybe this show is better than you thought it was! but then, alas,

[izzibeeb]

has anyone else experienced this

[wiltin]

ughhh i need to finish orv

[chiliiiiiiiiiiiiii]

the groom of may and his ghost singer partner

[cat-eugene]

Kim Raebin really will do a speech for the fans and forgets to mention the fans and go on stream to address a controversy and forgets to address the controversy

[narcissene]

affirmations:

- it’s fun to be awake & in an upright position

- consciousness is a gift

- i CAN do this anymore

[cruciaan]

He has me in his clutches

[ampervadasz]

[h-nry]

[pussysoupforthesoul-deactivated]

Squidward clocking out of the Krusty Krab and heading to the nearest gay after hours event 

[bpdcassidy-archived-deactivated]

Come on, now, op. We all know squidward doesn’t go to the club.

He’s one of those “I’m not like other gays” gays who goes home to a bottle of wine and his obscure 50s vaudeville records, and then mopes because he can never find a boyfriend.

[calamaricarlo]

I love this website so much

[cinnamonghost]