between roland garros 2026 r2 and wimbledon 2026 championship point, jannik sinner had to face (and, very importantly, overcome) the following adversities:
1. vampire allegations
2. victorian child allegations
3. favouritism allegations
4. washed allegations
5. whatever was actually going on with his body at the time
6. the pain of losing his main goal of the year
7. the pain of missing out on his career slam
8. the pain of watching repulsive tennis in the final (sorry, flavio, maybe you should schedule your bathroom breaks better)
9. the pain of losing another five set match on philippe chatrier
10. the Ghosts
11. the spirit of dead wife carlos alcaraz haunting his nightmares and daydreams
12. a fourth failed motorcycle license (long live the vespa)
13. novak djokovic, deadbeat father come to collect credit, on 'virgin grass'
14. stupid allegations for wandering into wimbledon without a warm up tournament
15. about three injury scares in the span of three hours and five gallons of blood staining his shoe
16. infamous jinxer roger federer
17. hallucinations of dead wife in the middle of post-match interview
18. more washed allegations
19. lack of forehand - also, at times, complete lack of backhand, return, general tennis skills etc
20. drop shot merchant allegations
21. mochizuki dominating the highlight reel with tennis jannik could only dream of at the time
22. father desperate to commit filicide and his etsy witches
23. losing first set to servebotting rat, experiencing severe brainfade, mental block, panic, lack of forehand again
24. royal disdain
25. darren and siglinde on painkillers