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Still dead not sure why I kept my acc tbh maybe I’ll be an investor idk

This app is dead??? Or at least my side of tumblr is

IVE ABANDONED ALL HOPE AND ALSO THIS POOR TUMBLR PAGE

#murder me now #don’t actually #I’m ok #but not really #yikes #big yikes

homofied

thestarswelcomeyou

exigencelost

What I love about spy kids is they’re not spying on anyone and absolutely no one cares.

exigencelost

“Spy” is basically a dnd class in the Spy Kids Cinematic Universe, there’s zero espionage, the word spy just refers to a collection of proficiency modifiers

neil-gaiman

Change your last name u ain't even gay

I’ll get right on that.

paroxsys

this is the funniest post on this site. everyone go home. nothing is ever going to be better than actual neil gaiman, on tumblr dot com, answering this ask.

crawly

william-snekspeare

working memory bad 💚

william-snekspeare

agshsgshsh target audience ❤️

gon-and-killuas-mother

that weird adhd grey area where your brain is understimulated in some areas and overstimulated in others. i open tumblr for distractions. but i scroll past almost everything bc i’m too stressed to process Reading and Comprehension. i’m in hell.

ironwoman359

I was trying to explain tumblr to someone who had never used it before and she said “So what do people post there? Videos, like on tiktok?” and it took all my self control not to say “Mostly we just post bullshit.”

what-even-is-thiss

The exact structure of Tumblr is something I’ve had to explain to my whole family to both people that are very online and people who have never had a social media account before and all of them thought that it sounded weird and complicated and I always try to explain to them no complicated press reblog head empty but they don’t get it

ironwoman359

“What sort of content do people put on tumblr?”

We’re literally….we’re literally just vibing

what-even-is-thiss

What kind of content? Yes.

callmebliss-got-swamped

“So what do people post there?”

catchymemes

bellmandi86

If you or a loved one can hear this image, you may be entitled to financial compensation

bunjywunjy

not that I don't love the cursed bio facts, but do you have any blessed bio facts?

HYENAS CAN LOAF LIKE HOUSECATS

bunjywunjy

YO HOW THE FUCK DID THIS GET 12,000 NOTES IN 14 HOURS

eludyaq

Because it is well and truly blessed.

glyndarling

That is because a hyena is, in fact a cat! ”Oh, Glynn,” you say, “Feliforma is kind of a ways back there on the…” No! Cat is cat! I bet they sit in boxes, too.

jadegordon

Could someone kindly provide a Hyena with a box and see what happens? I’ll wait.

meow

All I’m saying is that we’ve never seen Hozier and Dolly Parton in the same room before, so…….

official-lucifers-child

Wiggle

c4pyb4ra

it did not work, but i can help

big wiggle

december-rains

the ultimate dash cleanser.

thefirsthogokage

That made me so happy! I wish it was longer.

greeds

stop this is so cute.....🥺

hannahphill99

Just fyi she made it clear that that is her brother, not her bf !

i-have-n0-idea-what-im-d0ing-de

Peak dumbass sibling energy

vancila

confusion

anticipation

pure joy

blackaeronaut

When the gag you’re about to pull is so goddamn funny that you can’t pull it because you’re too busy laughing your ass of at how utterly and delightfully silly it is.

yourladyindank

So i hear you like snakes. How do you feel about hognose snakes? Ever heard of them?

Yes, they are fun and adorable and silly

This is their best defense. Rolling over,pretending to be dead with their mouth agape. Basically their the possums of the snake world.

yourladyindank

And if you flip them they violently roll back over because NO IM DEAD

ink-the-shitposter

You can’t just say that without providing a clip of what it looks like, it’s hilarious

the-mighty-birdy-deactivated202

STOP IT I’M DEAD

NO FUCK YOU I’M DEAD

dankmemeuniversity

cringe-sonicoc

gengarshade

I remember finding out that the person was going “is this allowed” to the girl bc the ‘guy’ in the photo is actually a realistic sex doll called a “sinthetic” that she was on a date with. They cost thousands of dollars.

That fucked me up

nobodylikesasecret-deactivated2

i did not need to know that

appraisedtiktoks

labelleizzy

In which I am both of them

digital-phonetics

saint-batrick

i absolutely set people up to infodump at me, it’s one of my absolute favourite ways to learn things! you mean i get to LEARN NEW STUFF from a FRIEND who is INCANDESCENT OVER SHARING? sign me up FOREVER.

bitterbadfem-harpy

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