🤘🏼

[ampervadasz]

[back-that-sass-up]

it took nine seconds for me to fully process what i was watching and then i started LAUHGHING

[docteryn]

I would be dead

[lesbeast]

straight dude: im not homophobic im ok with gay guys as long as they dont hit on me *nervous laughter*

lesbian: i dont want straight guys hitting on me

straight dude:

straight dude: WH,AT THE FU CK

[jettestblack]

[sesherhesher]

is it cheating to teach Toxic to every member of my Pokemon team

[jakegyllenhaalelujah]

Not at all, I’d love to hear them all sing it

[ruffalumps]

Avengers: Infinity War, L.A Premiere, 23rd April, 2018

[buryyourhands-deactivated201701]

[buzzfeedrewind]

Things You Forgot You Used To Do

[cyrilslady]

I mean I certainly remember getting yelled at for not going back to turn off the computer once it was finally done shutting down.

[note-a-bear]

Why you gotta hurt me like this

[dionis-gg]

[parksandwreckreation]

why would they ever delete this scene

[ruffalumps]

Avengers: Infinity War, L.A Premiere, 23rd April, 2018

[owlcitytweets]

[beyond-authority]

Update!

[the-great-void]

Mr. City

[timetrees]

#mr city was my father please call me owl

[cravefoodie]

[deejay]

What’s the mood today?

[chicks1023]

[chicks1023]

[2000ish]

[kawaikittens]

[e-grrl]

Calamary

[stimman3000]

[vladtheunfollower]

free market baby

[oncelerfucker69-deactivated2019]

Law & Ethics

[marzipanandminutiae]

I mean 

no

but you’d be deeply poisoned. like. super-poisoned. I cannot emphasize enough how poisoned eating the Mona Lisa would make you

[stimman3000]

but what a way to go

[cryptomaster-leviathan-deactiva]

You could only eat it once

[lord-kitschener]

Forbidden snack

[n1ghtcrawlers]