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25 | they / any stagnant pond water enthusiast icon by @viria !

[o0kawaii0o]

Hero of Time

[whip-cream-and-fruit]

[boringkate]

When I was a kid watching tv was idiot coded and nerds read books, but now scrolling shortform videos is considered braindead behavior and watching tv means you're some kinda intellectual. You might think this shifting assessment of media's consumers might make readers into absolute super geniuses, but no. Only perverts read now.

[yamada-ryo]

[mascwoman]

New bumper sticker 🕺

[yulesrill]

"This is me, I almost always regret my choices."

[the-big-mood]

During a high speed car chase pursuit, the FOX 11 Los Angeles helicopter had an unexpected moment when they spotted a rooster and a chicken casually walking down the sidewalk right in the middle of the pursuit.

[reblogmonstah]

The fact that they were walking 1-3mph

His joy and whimsy at seeing this

His acknowledgement of it not being as interesting as the chase

His little "huh" cuz you know they told him to focus

[xestria]

Megurine Luka

[gremlininho]

let me. innnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn

[roscolux]

need to beam this tweet directly into everyone's minds right now

[hometoursandotherstuff]

[snoopylovessoup]

[femmchantress]

I don’t care if Monday’s yuck

Tuesday, Wednesday tread through muck

Thursday maybe eat a duck

It’s Friday, Flat as Fuck

[avalonjoan]

Love that you’re making it clear exactly what physical demands this job has, but could you possibly, potentially, phrase it differently?

[sternfleck]

My resume

[hellspawnmotel]

cementing my place as the crossovers for no reason guy

(third pic based on)

[nekosaws]

Visit Original Link

[1percentcharge]

hyperfixations are so embarrassing like nooo don’t look I have a crush. on this tv show