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purling

dreamwidth

pillowfort

cohost

#from my other blog #not on any of these yet but in case it happens.

nociceptrix

tweet sequence of a not-quite-friend and artist i admire that i find myself thinking of constantly

nateconnolly

These days, lots of public libraries have a "library of things" collection where you can check out kitchen appliances or yard tools or toys, and, as a children's library assistant, the most popular library of things item that I handle regularly is a plastic scepter thingy called like "unicorn princess magic wand". And whenever I check it out I make a big show of looking at the little kid and being like "do you solemnly swear to use your unicorn princess magic powers only for good and never for evil?"

And pretty much without fail, the little kid will get the world's most mischievous grin and go "I'm gonna use it for EVIL!!!"

#the funniest thing my library system has is a ghost detection kit woth like an emf detector dowsing rod whole shebang #the child who i checked it out to recently had an EVIL grin on his face. it was so funnyyy

the-big-mood

During a high speed car chase pursuit, the FOX 11 Los Angeles helicopter had an unexpected moment when they spotted a rooster and a chicken casually walking down the sidewalk right in the middle of the pursuit.

reblogmonstah

The fact that they were walking 1-3mph

His joy and whimsy at seeing this

His acknowledgement of it not being as interesting as the chase

His little "huh" cuz you know they told him to focus

#hah #that is a good looking rooster

cupcraft

You never know what color pallette someone's Tumblr is till ppl are screenshotting posts and tags

aropride

do u like mine

cupcraft

Oh wow.

cupcraft

Some people on tumblr are reading ancient scrolls and you'd never know

cikero

did anyone else see that seal that just ended up on the street in connecticut

cikero

bonyassfish

No place for a little seal

adderall-juice

me when they call my name at mcdonals (i am approaching the counter)

blogspede

here you go sir

adderall-juice

thank you

snastle

#fainted bacteria

lemonsweet

Do you remember the episode of Spongebob where he's training gary for the snail race and does a coach persona + calls gary a girl and has an aside where he's like "I called you a lady to demean you 🤓" and right after he says that it cuts to sandy and she somehow telepathically feels that Spongebob just did something misogynistic and us like I feel like I need to kick Spongebobs ass for some reason. And then she appears just at the end of the episode to kick his ass.

two-seventyone

engaging in platonic impact pain play with my buddy heterosexually by breaking and entering into our place of work on our off day, getting really amped up and sweaty from working out, then taking off our shirts and taking turns shooting ping pong balls at each other’s bare backs with enough intensity to bruise and welt the skin for days. no this doesn’t have any psychosexual undertones. i don’t know why you would even say that