The One That Became Heir

((PLEASE READ THE RULES BEFORE INTERACTING WITH MY MUSE!!!)) Your name is JONNAH EGBERT and you are 8 sweeps old. You feel like this is important, though it holds no real significance anymore now that your home planet (and home universe) no longer exist. Over 2 sweeps ago now you played a game called SGRUB with all your friends, though it's been about half a sweep since you beat the game. At first you thought that beating the game would cause a HARD RESET, but that doesn't seem to be the case anymore. You now find yourself on your game planet, 'HEALED' from it's game format, no longer shady or exceptionally windy. You live on this planet alone and you've been LOOKING for your friends ever since. You've only been able to locate one friend so far, and if you're honest, he found you first. You're learning how to live your life after Sgrub in this new world in this universe that seems to connect to various others. You've made new friends and built new relationships and you have no real idea what you're actually doing. What will you do? (semi-independent troll!John blog) MA: N/A (accepting) Perma MA's

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okay, i’m gonna head off for the day. see ya!

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temporalbanneret‌:

man you led a sheltered wigglerhood if you dont even know the count

yes as a hyperbolic reaction to being accused of being lalondesque and i might go down forever you dont know seems like itd be a pretty just death to me wed have to call up the life chick and get her to bring me back sure why tf not ive got a hot ass and youre runny

yeah, i guess that stuff was seen as more for... you know... yeah... sorry. i’ll shut up, but it wasn’t something i watched.

we haven’t found her yet, so maybe we shouldn’t risk seeing whether or not you’d come back. you might be a rotten corpse before she pops up.

pffff. 

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kindredconfectionery‌:

doomed timelines sounds like a game thing again. i’m sorry for asking sad questions and for making you uncomfortable. i’ll stop now. i didn’t know it was bothering you that much.

they are... it’s also just an alternate universe thing? some universes are just doomed to die.

thanks, i really appreciate that. so how did you become cursed?

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temporalbanneret‌:

are both of those things there facts 

cause i counted two things one thing ah ah ah two two things ah ah ah why the shit would i have done that what the hell is wrong with you rifp eggy

.... did you inhale something noxious or did i actually steal your think sponge? what is that?

you’re the one talking about it! and it’s not like you’d die forever...

so i’m eggy and you’re firefly.

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kindredconfectionery‌:

that makes sense. sort of. not the clone thing. the dying thing. don’t most people eventually die? 

i could, but it’s more fun to ask you, since we’re the ones currently talking. you’re welcome.

i think because the clones were from doomed timelines, so they were slated to die, anyway... :(

but i kinda hate answering all these in depth questions about dead things.

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kindredconfectionery‌:

easy, he says. so you just have clones wandering about willy nilly then?

because you’re not the only troll to ever exist, and not even the first one i’ve met. besides, history is important to learn to move forward, even if it’s not your own history to. that’s really sad though, i’m sorry. :( ooo that’s really cool!

not me... but a friend of mine did... for a while. they eventually die.

so ask them! :p and thanks? i guess?

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temporalbanneret‌:

maybe if you ask real nice

disembowelment maybe or maybe im just sticking with the metaphorical version of sucking who knows

i’m not asking, i’m stating a fact. :)

fun! have you done it before?

i’m gonna go with the metaphorical one, because i don’t want to imagine you knowing about the other one. :p

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kindredconfectionery‌:

and just how do you get over yourself then, smart guy? :P

for those in power, sure. but if you don’t seek knowledge, then you’ll help enable the status quo and keep those in power on their pedastals where they can keep up their greed and grind the rest of society into the ground. because you don’t get to pick the parents that you get either. technically, the parents don’t generally choose their children either.

well that’s easy. you just duplicate yourself and then get over yourself. simple. :B

and how does learning about my old, dead culture really help in any sort of way? lusii are gone, ways for trolls to procreate are gone. if if the survivors of the game weren’t conditionally immortal, that’d be the end of our species. at least for us.

so it’s... sort of the same, but it’s also different. but lusus would usually choose their grubs by compatible scent and blood color. so there is some rhyme to the weirdness.

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temporalbanneret‌:

mwhahahahahahaha

game set match davian ancient eastern alternian warrior ritual for those who shamed themselves no way dude youre clearly the expert on the subject

fuck you, you suck!

what does it entail?

do you know that from peeking at what i get up to, too?

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temporalbanneret‌:

kind of hard to miss sometimes dude

it gets really loud in here and banging on the walls doesnt always solve the problem have a little consideration for the neighbors shit time to go commit harakiri now huh that sounds like a you problem sucks to suck dont it

.... wow, what? you’re not... i mean... 

what’s harakiri?

i don’t know, davian. does it suck to suck? you’re the expert.

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kindredconfectionery‌:

nope. that’s impossible. i’m afraid i can’t possibly get over myself. it’s physically impossible.

i ask questions because i’m curious. just accepting how things are is both boring and the road to hell. so it’s basically just like human parents. but in reverse. kind of. i promise that makes sense to me. i got it!

what a shame that you’re so limited. :(

i thought knowledge was the road to hell. because knowledge is power and power corrupts. 

how is it reverse? 

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temporalbanneret‌:

i know some of what you get up to B;)

literal mcfussypants sounds more like lalond but go off i guess so what should i do to entertain you oh great wise one

my goodness, davian! did you just admit to peeking into what i get up to? scandalous! 

see what you’ve become now? you’re like a lalond now! 

hmmm.... i don’t know. i’m bored.

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kindredconfectionery‌:

it’s totally a big deal! you called my precious baby boy a bug. i might cry now. is this what you want, jonnah?

how does a lusus work, exactly? like how do you know which one is yours? and how… do you even say that word? like, i could probably parse it if i knew the phonetic system, but holy shit. wise words!

... sure? i mean... i was a grub once. i was a cute grub! so maybe get over yourself? :B

you sure ask a lot of questions. most people just accept these things as just how things are, even if they’re not trolls.

and you don’t choose your lusus, they choose you.

[temporalbanneret]

windscion‌:

nunya!

i  know lots of things you don’t! i have all the brains. :p

nunya so fucking off and passing it off as being busy got it mhm a likely story and yet i see no explanation of how fireflies equal hellscape fireflies are just a light show and ive got literal fucking lava flowing out of the ground just for funsies bzzt not the same but thanks for playing please try again

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sure davian, whatever you say. you know everything clearly. especially what i get up to.

literal mcfussypants. fire. firefly because fire and your wings. you’re so boring!

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kindredconfectionery‌:

so you’re telling me that trolls only have one word for each thing? how boring. :P

damn. i never heard that in the things people told me about the game before. then again, it’s usually humans who are telling me about it. that’s pretty impressive. reminds me kind of when God died, but with less collateral death. we just all sort of felt it. some more than others. you’d learn to deal with it. i didn’t exactly strife a lot before it happened, but there’s more to it than that. think about things you do playfully, but whose intent *could* cause injury.

nope, we have so many words for things even i don’t know them all, my point is that calling your baby a grub is not a big deal. :p

humans aren’t raised by lusus. they’re raised by other humans, which is just so weird to me, even though i can also see the appeal, as have many other trolls who now rear their own grubs. but gl'bgolyb was not a god. at least not to us? just some monster to fear that we knew would kill us all someday.

.... man, i don’t envy you at all! you poor sap!

[siriusblackfoot]

am I doing this right

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temporalbanneret‌:

and just what have you been so busy with 

my wings are totally bitchin but fireflies and hell are mutually exclusive concepts unless you know something i dont shrimp

nunya!

i  know lots of things you don’t! i have all the brains. :p